About freakin' time the junta admitted they need help & are willing to accept it. Hopefully this single relief mission will lead to more being allowed.

I love how it sounds like they are doing us the favor by allowing us to help them????

So they can steal this one too?

i'm trying to start a meme. help out. it's:

"evil douchebag Burmese generals"

It will always be Burma to me.

Couldn't we invade a country that actually NEEDS it???

Nuke the site from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

Farking Burmese pieces of shiat don't care about their citizens.

What's the point?

Exterminate all the brutes. In uniform, anyways.

Allen. The end.: Couldn't we invade a country that actually NEEDS it???
That would make too much sense.

You're doing a heck of a job, Burmie!

bim1154: Farking Burmese pieces of shiat don't care about their citizens.

And this differs from our government because...

SWEET!
Now we can get that volcano generator installed :)

They are just trying to make Bush look bad. Pretty soon, on Kos or Huffington they blame will be laid out on how Bush tried to kill them.

\All though the Cyclone he created was pretty motherfarking sweet
\Better than Katrina so he must be starting to learn to use his power

Wait, does Burma have oil?

That's a cargo ship full of supplies that could be used to feed starving and homeless Americans! We should spend the "aid money" on trying to get ourselves out of this farking recession.

Jenna Bush is getting married?!?

Poor dumb bastard.

Stop calling the country Myanmar. The people of Burma that hate the junta also hate the name "Myanmar". Using it only empowers the batshiatinsane junta.

Alternate headline:

'OJ applies band-aid to Nicole's cut'

I like that word, "junta". Junta junta junta.

bim1154: Farking Burmese pieces of shiat Politicians don't care about their citizens.

What is with these people?

mtsofthemoon: That's a cargo ship full of supplies that could be used to feed starving and homeless Americans! We should spend the "aid money" on trying to get ourselves out of this farking recession.


THERE IS NO RECESSION!

\ at least not for me...just got 58 inch plasma!

Nature has given perfect conditions for an insurrection. Unfortunately, this also means that nature has given the junta a means to tighten their grasp.

I never liked their stinken balloons anyhow.

approves?

That ought to be just enough for the junta to get by.

Migaloo: I never liked their stinken balloons anyhow.

Kind of a stretch, but the panel of judges has allowed it. +1

Myanmar Pythons do not approve.

The horror!

Myanmar trying to spite US by refusing aid?


Approves.


//patriotism blinds those so easily bound by convention. For the greater good, lift the veils of wool and pride.

Sneech: Wait, does Burma have oil?

No, but they make a hell of an aftershave.

And junta is probably the best phish album.

Isn't myanmar a candy bar?

I'm confused

The junta farkers who rule Burma have just had their fantasies handed to them on a silver platter: huge portions of the useless rural populace wiped out. Their only problem now is to try to prevent as much aid as possible (leading to as many deaths as possible) without actually seeming to be totally amoral monsters.

Gotta keep that Shell money flowing in, ya know.

/not kidding

Can yahoo stop asking me to donate to tornado victims? Fark, go live in the midwest pussies.

The reason all of these "compassionate" governments respect the wishes of the ruling junta of Burma at the expense of humanity is that they realize they are the same sort of entity. What has the government of Burma done that hasn't been done a million times by all other ruling groups?

It's just SHOCKING that for NO REASON they don't trust the United States of America.

I mean, especially lately, the United States has been the most trust-worthy, honest, forthright country in the world.

They most certainly have not consistently lied and ignored the United Nations, nor would they ever consider taking advantage of this disaster to fark with the Burmese.

Haha

Burma doesn't need your aid workers, just drop off the food and the Chinese will help distribute it.

Nobody trusts you anymore, America. Nor should they.

I love Mallowmar's!

Inane comment about something I don't know or care about!!!!one11!!

jakomo002: It's just SHOCKING that for NO REASON they don't trust the United States of America.

Dude, they're farking aroudn with everyone's aid offers. In case you're a bit slow on the uptake, the ruling junta really wouldn't mind seeing a lot of the population die. And if you think the Burmese would trust the Chinese, may I suggest some history books?

jakomo002: It's just SHOCKING that for NO REASON they don't trust the United States of America.

I mean, especially lately, the United States has been the most trust-worthy, honest, forthright country in the world.

They most certainly have not consistently lied and ignored the United Nations, nor would they ever consider taking advantage of this disaster to fark with the Burmese.

Haha

Burma doesn't need your aid workers, just drop off the food and the Chinese will help distribute it.

Nobody trusts you anymore, America. Nor should they.

Whatever, ya canadian pussie, eh.

My fantasy is the UN meets with the junta and says, "Open up your country to relief efforts or we invade and shoot you the second we do." It'll never happen of course.

jakomo002: It's just SHOCKING that for NO REASON they don't trust the United States of America.

I mean, especially lately, the United States has been the most trust-worthy, honest, forthright country in the world.

They most certainly have not consistently lied and ignored the United Nations, nor would they ever consider taking advantage of this disaster to fark with the Burmese.

Haha

Burma doesn't need your aid workers, just drop off the food and the Chinese will help distribute it.

Nobody trusts you anymore, America. Nor should they.

Epic Troll, very well done. I give this a 9/10. *golf clap*

You're doing a heckuva job, Burma.

Only one boat? What to do, what to do...



/that'll learn em
//beggars can't be choosers

Well, one is more than zero.

I don't think I would trust the US either, especially if I was a "regime".

jakomo002: It's just SHOCKING that for NO REASON they don't trust the United States of America.
I mean, especially lately, the United States has been the most trust-worthy, honest, forthright country in the world.
They most certainly have not consistently lied and ignored the United Nations, nor would they ever consider taking advantage of this disaster to fark with the Burmese.
Haha
Burma doesn't need your aid workers, just drop off the food and the Chinese will help distribute it.
Nobody trusts you anymore, America. Nor should they.


Hey, I fought overseas with some of your fellow canuks, so who's worse, the fool who leads, or the fool who follows?

jakomo002: Nobody trusts you anymore, America. Nor should they.

The part where they're forbidding the UN from sending people in as well just escaped you completely, didn't it?