Damn you mods, I thought my headline was better.

Subby, how did you get the link to be accepted? I tried but it said the link had been posted on 3-18 already, so I forced to link via AOL.

This is awesome. I hope the other pollsters do the same thing.

Does this mean it's time to actually start paying attention or can I still ignore the coming elections for a few months?

Is that a fat lady I hear singing in the background?

That just means the Rasmussen poll doesn't matter anymore.

jack21221: Is that a fat lady I hear singing in the background?

Tell her she's on in five.

This surprised me. Lots.

I wanted to see her final defeat. But with so few primaries left to go and the May 31 DNC rules meeting, I almost think she has to stay in. If only to soften the blow to Obama when he (potentially) loses states like West Virginia. It's not good to lose to a dropout.

Maybe if we had long break from any primaries like we had earlier. But the remainder will be wrapped up in a matter of weeks. Let her sing her swan song and then we can get down to real business.

Pollsters interfere too much as it is. They should lay off and give it time.

netweavr: Does this mean it's time to actually start paying attention or can I still ignore the coming elections for a few months?

Nope the general election has pretty much started as of right now...

What's the guy who produced the early Metallica albums doing in politics?

Code_Archeologist: netweavr: Does this mean it's time to actually start paying attention or can I still ignore the coming elections for a few months?

Nope the general election has pretty much started as of right now...

Son of a b*tch...

So who are the final candidates?

Diogenes: I wanted to see her final defeat. But with so few primaries left to go and the May 31 DNC rules meeting, I almost think she has to stay in. If only to soften the blow to Obama when he (potentially) loses states like West Virginia. It's not good to lose to a dropout.

How motivated are people going to be to support a loser? I have a feeling Pro-Hillary turnout will falter.

netweavr: So who are the final candidates?

Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich.

It's gonna be great!

If Hillary doesn't concede by the end of today, she'll be forced to next week.

She's hemorraghing money, her campaign is in the toilet, and superdelegates are abandoning her left and right.

Once the sting wears off, she'll come around.

/I hope.

odd. i thought rasmussen was the evil GOP pollster as biased as mccain's mom

albo: odd. i thought rasmussen was the evil GOP pollster as biased as mccain's mom

You Republicans now want Obama as the candidate. Rush said so. Didn't you get the email?

i love the "OBAMA FINISHED?" tile banner.

Atillathepun: Diogenes: I wanted to see her final defeat. But with so few primaries left to go and the May 31 DNC rules meeting, I almost think she has to stay in. If only to soften the blow to Obama when he (potentially) loses states like West Virginia. It's not good to lose to a dropout.

How motivated are people going to be to support a loser? I have a feeling Pro-Hillary turnout will falter.

Pfff. Beats me. Everyone's ability to predict the election returns has been way off this season.

Calmamity: Didn't you get the email?

no. that was my bowling-with-democratic-baby-heads night

Cyclometh: If Hillary doesn't concede by the end of today, she'll be forced to next week.

She's hemorraghing money, her campaign is in the toilet, and superdelegates are abandoning her left and right.

Once the sting wears off, she'll come around.

/I hope.

Nah, she'll stay in until the 20th. When something as massive as the Clinton Machine smashes into the ground, it takes a long time for it to come to a complete stop, even though it has long since become engulfed in a screaming fireball and is fracturing pieces of itself all over the landscape.

Straw poll?

I love this story so very much. I still can't wait until she has to stammer out a concession.

madmann: I still can't wait until she has to stammer out a concession.

Love to see it. However doubt it will happen.

Who cares what Rammstein thinks?

Du... Du hast... Du hast mich...

madmann:

Code_Archeologist:

Jubeebee:

Please email me quickdrawonfark

teh google mail - I has it.



BTW Madmann that pic of you in your profile is hawt.

Stop tracking our elections, Denmark. Don't make us airdrop thousands of great danes tied to weather balloons over Copenhagen again!

Jubeebee: When something as massive as the Clinton Machine smashes into the ground, it takes a long time for it to come to a complete stop, even though it has long since become engulfed in a screaming fireball and is fracturing pieces of itself all over the landscape.

Now THAT'S some imagery that goes well with popcorn. Nicely done.

quickdraw: Please email me quickdrawonfark

teh google mail - I has it.

My steel's always at your service.

BTW Madmann that pic of you in your profile is hawt.

And yours is so.... imaginary. Cheater.

/BIE?

Jubeebee: When something as massive as the Clinton Machine smashes into the ground, it takes a long time for it to come to a complete stop, even though it has long since become engulfed in a screaming fireball and is fracturing pieces of itself all over the landscape.

Are they traveling nearly 18 times the speed of light?

alybaba

Damn you mods, I thought my headline was better

After your second green, they'll think it was twice as funny.

madmann: And yours is so.... imaginary. Cheater.

/BIE?

Boobies^

At least Obama and McCain actually disagree on some things, even if they're both wrong most of the time. So maybe, just maybe, we might get away from the meaningless nonsense that has defined a race between two substantively identical candidates. Though I doubt it.

Rasmussen - Aren't they a a Netherlands death metal band?

na na na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye.

/good riddance to bad rubbish Mrs. Clinton

Churchill2004: two substantively identical candidates.

I disagree. I believe that Hillary and Obama were very close on policy but they are very different on how they do things.

Hillary surrounds herself with Yes men and cronies and Obama surrounds himself with good people. This style element is just as important as your stand on policy. Look at the current president, if his position was the same but was not surrounded by yes men he would be a lot better.

albo: odd. i thought rasmussen was the evil GOP pollster as biased as mccain's mom

I thought that was Survey USA.

/relatively new to this

Corvus: Rasmussen - Aren't they a a Netherlands death metal band?

No, it's a granola based breakfast cereal.

Rev. Skarekroe: Corvus: Rasmussen - Aren't they a a Netherlands death metal band?

No, it's a granola based breakfast cereal.

It's all those things, and more!

albo: no. that was my bowling-with-democratic-baby-heads night

You're slipping. Rush dropped the "ic" from that word long ago.

Y'know, in a strange sort of way...

I kinda admire Hillary's optimism.

netweavr: Code_Archeologist: netweavr: Does this mean it's time to actually start paying attention or can I still ignore the coming elections for a few months?

Nope the general election has pretty much started as of right now...

Son of a b*tch...

So who are the final candidates?

Lets see

McKinny G
Nader I
Barr L
Grundman CP
Moore S
Obama D (presumably)
McCain R
Paul I (maybe, probably not)
and that crazy vampire guy, I forget his name

any others that I might have forgotten?

Sulfus: albo: odd. i thought rasmussen was the evil GOP pollster as biased as mccain's mom

I thought that was Survey USA.

/relatively new to this

SurveyUSA is the best individual of the bunch this season.

Though Fivethirtyeight is a good aggregator and I'd prefer them.

Will this change give us a clearer picture of how Obama is polling in all 60 states?


/link pops

Anagrammer: Will this change give us a clearer picture of how Obama is polling in all 60 states?
/link pops

Man, I like the guy and I'm nearly certain to vote for him, but that is farkin' comedy gold right there. Especially when he says "all but one - all but Alaska and Hawaii".

Dude. Counting to 2 isn't that hard.

The_Shoggoth: Especially when he says "all but one - all but Alaska and Hawaii".


to be fair, those are the freak states.

Calmamity: netweavr: So who are the final candidates?

Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich.

It's gonna be great!

GODENNIS!

/Actually was going to vote for him
//He Dropped out the first time I wore my "Kucinich for President" shirt

/too presumptive of me?

Remove all Republicans: Cuthbert Allgood: /too presumptive of me?

With a 40 point lead in West Virginia, yeah. Let's see if she can get the momentum going.

I haven't even seen the media mention the number yet. When they don't bother to mention the number, you could win 99-1 and it wouldn't make any difference. The only real earth-shaker would be if it turned out to be any sort of a race at all. If Obama even broke 40, it'd be portrayed as a disaster for Hillary.

It would be cool if she dropped out and Obama still got creamed in WVa. Obama wants her to stay in until then anyways.