No Necrophobic by Slayer? Fail.

Well, "Duke Lion" clocks in at 2 minutes exactly, so that's probably why it's not on the list.

Her Majesty begs to differ

Particle Man
From Me To You
Fell in Love with a Girl
St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Animaniacs - Universe Song
Animaniacs - State Capitals

Minor Threat - "Minor Threat" 1:27

The Letter - Box Tops

Eruption - EVH

Best 1:42 ever put on tape.

Lorelle - you're spot on there too.

the eidolon: Well, "Duke Lion" clocks in at 2 minutes exactly, so that's probably why it's not on the list.

that must be why Blur - Song 2 isn't on there.


but there is no Dropkick Murphys - Cizen CIA.

or Foo Fighters - Hell.

or Agent Orange - Everything Turns Grey.


These types of list are really just to generate conversation I think ;)

I've always loved this one: nsfw/offensive. pops

The Clash- White Riot
Beat Farmers- Happy boy
Circle Jerks- Live fast die young, I just want some skank
Elvis Costello- Mystery Dance, Welcome to the working week
The Replacements- I Hate Music, Customer, Rattlesnake
Husker Du- How to skin a Cat, Folklore, Whatcha Drinking
Steve Earle- Wherever I Go
Elvis- mutiple songs
George Jones- If I don't Love You (Grits Ain't Groceries)

And so many more

Too many to choose from that involve Weird Al or TMBG.

Under 2:00

Ballad of Jimi Hendrix

Diamonds and Rust (extended version)

Milano Mosh

Pi Alpha Nu

United Forces

March of the SOD

Anti-Procrastination Song

What;s That Noise

Milk

Premenstrual Princess Blues

No Turning Back

Fark the Middle East

Douche Crew

Hey Gordy!

Rum it up

oh yeah, and lets not forget Anthrax: Cupajoe.

Lorelle: The Letter - Box Tops

Yeah, that's a great one.

If nothing else, "The Roar of the Masses Could Be Farts" is one of the best song titles ever.

/me and Mike Watt, we played for years
//punk rock changed our lives

"I'm Happy Just to Dance with You" - The Beatles (1:58)

"Sweet 'n' Sour Jesus" - the Supersuckers (1:15)

Cretin Hop - The Ramones

cannotsuggestaname: Agent Orange - Everything Turns Grey

kronicfeld: St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

JerseyTim: Minor Threat - "Minor Threat" 1:27

mysticcat

Those

rocinante721: March of the SOD

Good one

writer of TFA is wrong about origins of Minutemen's name, fwiw.

What, no Tea for the Tillerman?

Dog Bite by the Dead Kennedys

cannotsuggestaname:
that must be why Blur - Song 2 isn't on there.

This is all I could think of for great under 2 minute songs, but yeah that extra second scratches that...

/Wet My Bed - by S.T.P. is a good one too....

The Beatles' "She Came in Through the Bathroom Window" & "Why Don't We Do it in the Road"

"Man" - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

"Here She Comes Now" - Velvet Underground

"So Much Beauty in Dirt" - Modest Mouse

Fats Domino was the king of 2 minute hits: "Walkin' to New Orleans," "I'm Gonna Be a Wheel," "Whole Lotta Lovin'" "Hello Josephine," "Be My Guest," "I'm in Love Again" (all 1:50-2:00 minutes). "My Blue Heaven" and "I'm Walkin'" are close (2:08 and 2:04 respectively).

I think every song I like is right around or under the two minute mark... I get antsy at about a minute and thirty seconds... I usually flip it then unless it's really got my attention... and if I'm super antsy it's gone at 45 seconds. All that punk must have destroyed my attention span.

Johnny Cash - Folsom Prison Blues

No Spiderbait?

for SHAME.

/Buy me a pony slots in at a happy happy 01:41

cripple creek ferry? not on there? unfortunate

Since that list is mainly snotty punk, you've gotta throw some Screeching Weasel on there.

"Hey Suburbia" is 1 minute, 59 seconds of pure bliss.

Another link from this guy...somebody on fark must be getting paid...

And what is with that stupid music player thing that comes up? Boooooo!!!

No fair. "Wave of Mutilation" is 2:03. They should have included it anyway.

the eidolon: Well, "Duke Lion" clocks in at 2 minutes exactly, so that's probably why it's not on the list.

I saw BigDumbFace live and it was completely insane.

Subby here. I apologize. I hate this guy's lists, but I wanted a free greenlight without having to write a good headline.

/you would have done it too

Two minutes is an eternity. Five great songs under 90 seconds:

Scooter + Jinx - Sonic Youth
Think Long - Modest Mouse
Dig It - The Beatles
God Told Me - Sebadoh
Ever Since My Accident - The Melvins

Miiiiinimuuuum waaaaage.... HEEYAH!

The Dogs of War: cripple creek ferry? not on there? unfortunate

Can make a case for Til' The Morning Comes too if you're going that route.

"Short Blues" by Neil Innes.

Olsen -- BoC

no bow tie daddy?

Cat Stevens - The Wind

a GREAT song not some power-chord thumpin ancient punk rock crap fest.

A list that includes the Minutemen? You've got to be shiatting me.
Thats what hardcore music is meant to sound like. Constantly screaming doesn't make you sound cool, mongoloids. It makes you sound like a woman

/What makes a man start fires?
//other notables include Pixies - Tame, the White Stripes - Fell in Love with a Girl, and something else good, you pick

Plenty of good ones here.

Liam Lynch - "United States of Whatever"
TISM - "Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says Don't Walk"
Alan Parsons Project - "Sirius"

/AC FTW

Embryonic Journey

"When Heros go Down" Suzanne Vega

NoFX - Murder the Government (0:46)
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Skinny Sweaty Man (1:17)
Reagan Youth - No Class (1:25)
Bad Brains - Attitude (1:27)
The Clash - What's My Name (1:41)
Blind Melon - Skinned (1:51)
Misfits - Last Caress (1:59)

Those are the best I have.