well thats great news. our troops should be home soon!

Hooray! mission accomplished! Now bring all of our troops home.

There's a war?

Wow, that's great. Let's all hold hands and sing kumbaya, thankful that our troops will come home immediately and we've made Iraq a beautiful, peaceful land of sunshine.

Merry Christmas

Still waiting on our flowers and accolades. Where is our festival?

It was all worth it!

Woohoo! We got the guy in charge of the organization that exists solely as a direct result of our invasion! U-S-A! U-S-A!!

/posted in all three just in case

A Guide to this Thread

Option 1: Declare the "war" is over if the head of the snake is taken out.

Option 2: Cry "perpetual war" and make the "#1#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2..." arugment.

Yay! They got the Al-Qaeda #2! And this is somehow different than the other 2,417 times they claim to also hace gotten the Al-Qaeda #2!

I swear, that whole "organization" is full of more #2's than the porta-potties at Woodstock '99.

Just in time for the elections

Republicans on schedule, libtards still fighting amongst themselves

But the Democrats are busy working on funding the war occupation into early 2009 so the troops must stay and continue being blown apart until Cheney's oil is safe.

I could have sworn I just saw that black cat twice.

/ obscure?
// whoa

I thought it was over 5 years ago.

I wonder how the nutbars over on hillaryis44.org will take this news. Suicide negotiators to be on high alert.

/oh, that war
//rtfa

I take it General Grievous is dead, then.

Thank god. Now if he'll just tell us where he hid all the oil, we can take our payment and leave.

There's been a war on?

Doesnt matter that we got this #1 guy.

Think about it, they already have a new #1 person leading them, thats pissed.

/doesnt care
//this war is lame
///I thought it was over?

That dude's pic is beggin' to be photoshopped....

snake hydra

FTFM

Mission Accomplished!

russkie247: I could have sworn I just saw that black cat twice.

/ obscure?
// whoa

Pretty sure we all saw Matrix. Not obscure enough.



Not impressed.

USP .45: A Guide to this Thread

Option 1: Declare the "war" is over if the head of the snake is taken out.

Option 2: Cry "perpetual war" and make the "#1#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2..." arugment.

You forgot option 3: constantly move the goalpost and declare that the war can't end because some undefined goal has yet to happen.

This can't be. They can't "arrest" him until October when it will be politically cripling to the Democrats who are against the war. May be they'll trot Osama Bin Laden out then,

This is great news! I can't wait to see the victory parades in NYC! Good job, Bush administration! We didn't think that you'd pull through for us, but we were so wrong!

Or is this one of those "turning a corner" moments?

It is, isn't it? Crap.

Where's Obama?

Last time I heard, he was in Morgan Spurlock's basement rotting.

Err...I meant Osama.

We got bin Ladin? Awesome!

Oh, wait.

Great, we've turned another corner!

I've lost track... what are we up to now? Octadecagon? Enneadecagon?

The stupid in this thread is going to be astounding.

No one can deny this is a good thing, unless they are happier with the head of al-Qaeda in Iraq running around and plotting to kill US soldiers.

Will he be replaced immediately? Sure. But it's a good thing nonetheless.

MaxxLarge: Yay! They got the Al-Qaeda #2! And this is somehow different than the other 2,417 times they claim to also hace gotten the Al-Qaeda #2!

I swear, that whole "organization" is full of more #2's than the porta-potties at Woodstock '99.

It's different because we caught #1, not #2 #2418.

And like Meruru said:

cousin-merle: Woohoo! We got the guy in charge of the organization that exists solely as a direct result of our invasion! U-S-A! U-S-A!!

We invaded a sovereign nation to capture the leader of an organization that not only didn't exist prior to the invasion, but only came into existence BECAUSE of the invasion.

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

First SuperDeluxe and then this this? France better watch out.

Riiiiiiight.

How many #1's are there?

Are they like the #2's and #3's?

King Something: We invaded a sovereign nation to capture the leader of an organization that not only didn't exist prior to the invasion, but only came into existence BECAUSE of the invasion.

I was typing that. I'll stop now.

Damn it, Bushie, you're supposed to wait until October for this.

Oh wait, that's Iran.

let's waterboard the piss out of that guy and get whatever information we can.

/not kidding

I came to celebrate Hillary's departure from the 2008 election.

I leave bitterly disappointed.

mediaho: Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

She's still alive! (new window)

Wait, he was in Iraq?

/well I'll be damned

They should put her in charge of the war. She would make them all leave her house..In Jesus name I pray.

DARKSIDDED!

cousin-merle: We got the guy in charge of the organization that exists solely as a direct result of our invasion!

Yes, that pretty much nailed it.

So what about...



Oh it's only been 7 or so years now that we've been after this guy.

If they have to ask you if you're that notorious criminal guy, say no.

However, if they ask if you are a god...say yes.

PowerSlacker: I came to celebrate Hillary's departure from the 2008 election.

She gets a few superdelegates right off the bat because of her "obliterate" Iran comment, you do know that?

KaponoFor3: The stupid in this thread is going to be astounding.

No one can deny this is a good thing, unless they are happier with the head of al-Qaeda in Iraq running around and plotting to kill US soldiers.

Will he be replaced immediately? Sure. But it's a good thing nonetheless.

Oh, I am sure this thread will be flooded with posts from anti-Iraq war liberals who will proudly declare "Although I disagree with the reasons for this war and I don't like George Bush, I want America to succeed, even in Iraq, and catching Al-Qaeda's leader there is (hopefully) a great achievement toward that end.

If not flooded--then many. Or at least some. A few. Any?

KaponoFor3: The stupid in this thread the heads of dumbya's supporters is going to will continue to be astounding.




FIFY

If we don't stay in Iraq forever, we've lost?

To Hell with that, we need to let Iraq figure out its own future.

Dr.Zom: She's still alive!

Holy crap! Never would have expected that. Then again, until today on Fark, I thought Ministry broke up at least a decade ago.