OH MY GOD he punched that baby RIGHT in the face

That's make me support him even more...

I was leaning towards McCain, but now that I've seen that, it's 0'bama all the way


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J-CO: That's make me support him even more...

That would...

Sorry.

The Clintons got a guy to shoot himself in the back of the head and drag himself across a park without leaving a blood trail, so anything is possible.

That baby f*cking deserved it

It would have to be a white, Christian baby.

That baby was clearly baiting him into a discussion of non-issues.

Ok, I can't believe there have been this many posts without someone posting the baby-punching Clinton pic

dj_bigbird: Hillary The Clintons got a guy to shoot himself in the back of the head and drag himself across a park without leaving a blood trail, so anything is possible.

FTFY

King Something: It would have to be a white, female Christian baby.

Fixed that for you.

His shoulder is blocking his face, but that's Obama at a rally in NC. He messed up the fifth jump, which is understandable since he was jumping SEVENTEEN babies at once.

bulldg4life: That baby f*cking deserved it

Yeah, I don't know what that baby's problem was.

dj_bigbird: The Clintons got a guy to shoot himself in the back of the head and drag himself across a park without leaving a blood trail, so anything is possible.

Please tell me you're being sarcastic.

CtrlAltDelete: bulldg4life: That baby f*cking deserved it

Yeah, I don't know what that baby's problem was.

Sometimes a pre-emptive gut punch is all you need to stop the babbling. Especially if the baby doesn't have object permanence, then you hide your hand behind a blanket, and BOOM! Babypunch!

Best thing is, you just have to hide your hand beneath the blanket...silent assassin.

This one is pretty close, actually.

Most One-Sided Fistfights Caught On Film (new window)

Love me some Robot Chicken

Kome: This one is pretty close, actually.

Look, all you Clinton Lovers just don't realize just how much character Obama has. He'll never be like Bill and run around with an intern in the office. He'll lever desert his duties. Truly, he will never let us down. Trust in Obama. He will never give us up.

/obvious.

John Paul Jones: dj_bigbird: The Clintons got a guy to shoot himself in the back of the head and drag himself across a park without leaving a blood trail, so anything is possible.

Please tell me you're being sarcastic.

That's what the Clintons would like you to think.

FTA: Hillary Clinton must parachute into Pakistan while under heavy sniper fire, infiltrate al-Qaida using a fake beard, putty nose, and duct tape, and capture Osama Bin Laden, whilst singing the "Star Spangled Banner" with one hand over her heart and an American flag lapel pin prominently shown on her outfit. She must film all of this in HD and create a montage scored to Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A." Meanwhile, Barack Obama must publicly convert to Islam and change his name to Osama Hafez al-Mohammed Hussein Ayatollah Obama, while burning an American flag in the Crystal Cathedral as he replaces the crucifix with a do-it-yourself Piss Christ, while performing an abortion on the exhumed body of Terri Schiavo. He should also be naked. It should then rain frogs. That ought to do it.

I LOL'd.

FTA: Bill Clinton starts campaigning on his behalf before June 3.-Eric Samuels

I l'd ol.

/elitist

CtrlAltDelete: bulldg4life: That baby f*cking deserved it

Yeah, I don't know what that baby's problem was.

Have you ever seen a baby attack? Such nasty creatures. Worse than pitbulls.

Chuck Wagon: CtrlAltDelete: bulldg4life: That baby f*cking deserved it

Yeah, I don't know what that baby's problem was.

Have you ever seen a baby attack? Such nasty creatures. Worse than pitbulls.

Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a baby got the chance, it would eat you and everyone you care about.

dj_bigbird: The Clintons got a guy to shoot himself in the back of the head and drag himself across a park without leaving a blood trail, so anything is possible.


And that's why Clintons face, and got an apology.

Oops. Stupid html.


Clintons < Dick Cheney. He shot a guy in the face and got an apology.

I don't think it has to be a video. An improperly captioned photograph is all it takes to dupe the stupid.



For the slower students, this was during the National Anthem, not the Pledge of Allegiance.

Damn it. Well, you know the pic by now.

To be fair, the baby was being kind of a dick.

Of course I wouldn't vote for him if he punched a baby in the face. Everyone knows you are supposed to shake a baby. They wiggle too much for you to get any really good licks in.

Empanda: Of course I wouldn't vote for him if he punched a baby in the face. Everyone knows you are supposed to shake a baby. They wiggle too much for you to get any really good licks in.

That's why you need to wait until they are asleep. The won't even see it coming.

OM NOM NOM

/white babies don't taste as good

Or, alternatively...

Bitter baby face!

Tastes Like Chicken: FTA: Hillary Clinton must parachute into Pakistan while under heavy sniper fire, infiltrate al-Qaida using a fake beard, putty nose, and duct tape, and capture Osama Bin Laden, whilst singing the "Star Spangled Banner" with one hand over her heart and an American flag lapel pin prominently shown on her outfit. She must film all of this in HD and create a montage scored to Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A." Meanwhile, Barack Obama must publicly convert to Islam and change his name to Osama Hafez al-Mohammed Hussein Ayatollah Obama, while burning an American flag in the Crystal Cathedral as he replaces the crucifix with a do-it-yourself Piss Christ, while performing an abortion on the exhumed body of Terri Schiavo. He should also be naked. It should then rain frogs. That ought to do it.

I LOL'd.

I agree. Never should have been beaten out by a science lesson.

Hillary Clinton reveals herself to be Obama's father.

PC LOAD LETTER: Hillary Clinton reveals herself to be Obama's father.

That's not true. That's impossible!

Oh, and by the way-

If you're reading Mr. Obama, I have the video.
It and all of the digital copies can be yours for one MILLION DOLLARS!!!1




Otherwise, I'm going to put it on the youtubes.

cousin-merle: That's not true. That's impossible!

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

What if the baby threw the first punch? Obama would be seriously screwed...if he didn't hit back the GOP would paint him as wimpy and soft on defense, and if he did, they'd probably find something wrong with that, too.

Lionel Mandrake: and if he did, they'd probably find something wrong with that, too.

To be fair, they'd probably need help to figure out what would be bad about that. But they'd still use it.

Kome: This one is pretty close, actually.

I hate you...

Not quite Obama punching a baby, but it made me laugh.

y'know, I thought you guys were all doing some subliminal thing..and I don't think it's you (for once). Every once in a while a letter is bold (emboldened, if you will), and I was trying to piece together the letters to spell stuff (LLjj? what the heck does that mean?). But the same thing was happening in my email.

I think my computer is trying to cure me of dyslecia or something.

/x!

What if he went back in time and punched a baby Hitler in the face? I think even more folks would vote for him then.

He could totally kick baby Hitler's Nazi ass.

Link's farked?

FTA


Hillary appeals to the Supreme Court, which, based upon a 2000 ruling, decides that the candidate with fewer votes wins the election.-John Kirkbride

+1

DistendedPendulusFrenulum: I was leaning towards McCain, but now that I've seen that, it's 0'bama all the way


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black Irish?

See, I told everyone if I held out longer, my video of Obama using a crack pipe to burn a baby would be worth a TON of money!

My patience has paid off...

peachpicker: What if he went back in time and punched a baby Hitler in the face? I think even more folks would vote for him then.

He could totally kick baby Hitler's Nazi ass.



See man? It could happen!

Same kid? Babies all look the same to me.