I don't care if you're eleven years old, you're going to vote for me, or I'm going to fly out there and straighten your ass out!

He was great in The Usual Suspects.

In what country? It can't be this one, as he left after the 2000 election.

H31N0US: He was great in The Usual Suspects.

He wasn't in The Usual Suspects. His brother was.

/or is my sarcasmometer broken again.

Therapy (new window)

"I will hit all the interns like this."

Honkies shot me!

Canteen Boy for Chief Campaign Strategist.

Alec Baldwin is amazing in 30 Rock.

Sadly not so in much else.

Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross (new window)

Great performance, great film.

"Why am I running for President? Because Mitch & Murray asked me a favor, that's why."

Richard Pye: Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross (new window)

Great performance, great film.

"Why am I running for President? Because Mitch & Murray asked me a favor, that's why."

Watch The Cooler. You hate him so much more in that flick.

Richard Pye: Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross (new window)

Great performance, great film.

"Why am I running for President? Because Mitch & Murray asked me a favor, that's why."

I came in to reference this, but you beat me. Damn.

/third prize is you're fired

Fred "Gopher" Grandy also played "Herman the German" in "Death Race 2000". Ifter seeing how he voted, it was a more appropriate roll.

Always
Be
Campaigning

"...always really admired Fred Thompson, Sonny Bono and that Gopher guy from "Love Boat."



What - no love for Al Lewis?

He couldn't win the SA president election my alma mater and had to leave out of shame after he demanded a recount.

I hope history repeats itself.

Blerg, indeed.

I was hoping for more TAWP references

"Buncha losers sitting around in a bar in D.C. Yeah, I used to be a Senator. Tough racket."

FRED THOMPSON!!!!

"You know what it takes to run for office?"

I thought he was gonna leave the country 8 years ago? He lied then and he lies now.

/liar
//fat liar
///seriously he looks like he ate one of his brothers

This is the Baldwin this country needs.

"We're adding a little something to this year's campaign. First prize is leader of the free world."

/can't think of a good finish

dryknife: "What - no love for Al "Grampa" Lewis?

FTFY
/as he is more commonly known

If he thinks he's getting elected to anything, then cocaine is definitely for closers.

Gonz037

lol

damn you!

I thought he was moving to France. Maybe he should run for president of France. Or eat a bowl of French dicks. Six of one, half-dozen of another...

wpmulligan: This is the Baldwin this country needs.

that baldwin is a voice of a marine in Halo 3...

Richard Pye Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross (new window)

I love that David Mamet wrote that role into the screen play specifically for Baldwin.

/ballz

Way to jam the "Still no cure for " cliche into your headline submitter.

You really nailed it.

You forgot to mention Ronald Reagan in your headline.

Or did you conservatards forget?

Still no cure for his Schweaddy balls.

Robert1966: Or did you conservatards forget?

What would conservatives have to do with it? All three of the people mentioned were Republican and one of them was quite conservative.

You know what sucks about being a Baldwin?

BMulligan: You know what sucks about being a Baldwin?

Thanksgiving?

/SP reference i know.

BMulligan: You know what sucks about being a Baldwin?

The fact that your a Baldwin?

BMulligan: You know what sucks about being a Baldwin?

That Stephen is the one everyone likes.


I wonder if Alec Baldwin will do as well in politics as he did on talk radio.

MFL: Gonz037
lol
damn you!

Jeebus, when I first scrolled down I was thought I must have hit the post button too many times!

"I'm gonna run for office, you wanna run for office? No, you're probably one of those apathetic freaks, eh? Go f*ck yourself".

Love me some Alec Baldwin!

Passionate, articulate, beefy, energetic, violent, honest, intelligent, really hairy, talented, really sweaty, liberal, knowledgeable, and pretty clearly insane.

He'd make a GREAT Senator!

//Check him out in Miami Blues (full of win)

Manfred J. Hattan: Robert1966: Or did you conservatards forget?

What would conservatives have to do with it? All three of the people mentioned were Republican and one of them was quite conservative.

Dammit, this trolling requires more practice!