This would be news if someone in the know actually said it.

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First, I don't buy it coming from him.

But second, I wonder if Clinton will try this approach:
"Make me your running mate or I'll drag this farking primary out until August."

The Democrats are seriously farking retarded if this happens.

I really want to vote for Obama, please don't saddle him with that coont.

If so, and if he gets elected, President Obama would be the safest human being on the planet. They could practically fire the entire secret service, remove the locks on the White House, and install some screen doors.

It'll never happen.

Lieberman for McCain's VP?

/Might for him then, but definitely if Huckabee is chosen.

That would really mess up the hate monger racists assignation plans

LawTalkingGuy: If so, and if he gets elected, President Obama would be the safest human being on the planet. They could practically fire the entire secret service, remove the locks on the White House, and install some screen doors.

My thoughts exactly... He'd have a personal bodyguard of neocons ready to take a bullet for him.

LawTalkingGuy: If so, and if he gets elected, President Obama would be the safest human being on the planet. They could practically fire the entire secret service, remove the locks on the White House, and install some screen doors.

This.

The money saved on secret service protection could balance the budget.

JC

I'll vote for him unless he pulls a stupid stunt like that.

Does she really think Obama is that stupid?

LawTalkingGuy: If so, and if he gets elected, President Obama would be the safest human being on the planet. They could practically fire the entire secret service, remove the locks on the White House, and install some screen doors.

Nah... someone would just take them both out at once and then I think it's the speaker of the house or secretary of state...

They have pretty much split Democratic support down the middle it makes sense to do it ala Kennedy and Johnson. It would also tie up the two largest voting blocks in Democratic party. It's not a stupid idea.

Unless you are one the Obama supporters. Kinda hard to vote for someone you've been demonizing for 6 months.

big_pth: No. No. No. No. No.
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Needs to be repeated.

RedMosquito: big_pth: No. No. No. No. No.
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Needs to be repeated.

Again.

If that happens, there is a good chance we might get our first double assasination in presidential history. Word of advice for Obama: stay away from Texas.

Gwendolyn: They have pretty much split Democratic support down the middle it makes sense to do it ala Kennedy and Johnson. It would also tie up the two largest voting blocks in Democratic party. It's not a stupid idea.

Unless you are one the Obama supporters. Kinda hard to vote for someone you've been demonizing for 6 months.

I've seen much more demonization from the Hillary camp than the Obama amp. hillaryis44.com reads like Free Republic or Little Green Footballs with the names changed.

If I were Obama, I'd offer her the VP slot, then right before she said "yes" because she's a power hungry witch, I'd pull my hand back and say "PSYCH beeytoch!"

Besides, if she gets the VP slot and the Dems win the office, that means she is one bad accident to Obama away from the White House. That's many steps closer than she would be if she just went back to her Senatorial duties.

Do the Dems secretly work for the GOP?

JoeCowboy:

The money saved on secret service protection could balance the budget.

Bonus: as a woman she only gets paid 75 cents on the dollar.

Best life insurance money can buy?

Worst?

LawTalkingGuy: If so, and if he gets elected, President Obama would be the safest human being on the planet. They could practically fire the entire secret service, remove the locks on the White House, and install some screen doors.

Are you kidding? The WORST job to hold would be one would be one where if you died she would get more power. Most everyone on the planet would be willing to take a bullet for you but Lucrezia Clinton watching your back should make you very nervous/paranoid...

Tr0mBoNe: LawTalkingGuy: If so, and if he gets elected, President Obama would be the safest human being on the planet. They could practically fire the entire secret service, remove the locks on the White House, and install some screen doors.

Nah... someone would just take them both out at once and then I think it's the speaker of the house or secretary of state...

Speaker of the House is 3rd in line. That's right Pelosi is one pretzel and a heart attack away from the Presidency.

SherKhan: Bonus: as a woman she only gets paid 75 cents on the dollar.

Nice.

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If that happens, McCain wins.

It's in Obama's best interest to pick a fiscal conservative as a running-mate.

John Paul Jones: I've seen much more demonization from the Hillary camp than the Obama amp. hillaryis44.com reads like Free Republic or Little Green Footballs with the names changed.

I'm sorry but so does any fark primary thread only pointed the other direction.

Republicans accuse Clinton of being too liberal and Democrats accuse her of being too conservative. Obama supporters accuse anyone not for him of being racist and/or a moron.

Sort of makes me sick to my stomach. That can't be a good thing.

Hillary wants power, damnit, and she's going to get some even if it kills her and us at the same time.

If the last 8 years has taught me anything, it's that all the VP does is hide in secure, undisclosed locations, shoots people in the face, growls at the press, tells fellow lawmakers to go take a flying fark, and has the occasional heart attack. Therefore, my care level is low.

Marcus Aurelius: Hillary wants power, damnit, and she's going to get some even if it kills her and us at the same time.

Why the hell don't people see this?

patrick767: First, I don't buy it coming from him.

It's written on the Internet; it must be true.

Sir Roderick Glossop: RedMosquito: big_pth:

No. No. No. No. No.
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Needs to be repeated.

Again.

Once more for emphasis.

Gwendolyn: Speaker of the House is 3rd in line. That's right Pelosi is one pretzel and a heart attack away from the Presidency.

You mean one lodged chicken bone and and a pretzel.

R.A.Danny: Why the hell don't people see this?

ALL politicians want power. They don't do it for the money, they can make far more in the private sector. Every politician is power hungry.

Boy, you dems are really going to fark up the easiest-to-win election in the past 40+ years.

What are you, the Cubs?

Tr0mBoNe: Gwendolyn: Speaker of the House is 3rd in line. That's right Pelosi is one pretzel and a heart attack away from the Presidency.

You mean one lodged chicken bone and and a pretzel.

One hunting trip and a heart attack.

Gwendolyn: John Paul Jones: I've seen much more demonization from the Hillary camp than the Obama amp. hillaryis44.com reads like Free Republic or Little Green Footballs with the names changed.

I'm sorry but so does any fark primary thread only pointed the other direction.

Republicans accuse Clinton of being too liberal and Democrats accuse her of being too conservative. Obama supporters accuse anyone not for him of being racist and/or a moron.

*quizzical dog*

No, not really. Sitting in the middle, as I am, in this entire race, here's how it looks to me:

1) Obama supporters are frustrated, but generally congenial and willing to talk issues.
2) Hillary supporters are freaking right the fark out and screaming at everything/everyone.
3) McCain supporters are watching with amusement.

Johnson, Kennedy part II.

Nice knowing you Mr. Obama.

Gwendolyn
Unless you are one the Obama supporters. Kinda hard to vote for someone you've been demonizing for 6 months.

Hillary's demonized herself with her "kitchen sink" strategy. Once (last year) I was undecided about her, but the way she's conducted her campaign has convinced me that there's no way in hell I would support her.

She should have dropped out about two months ago when the delegate math no longer worked for her, but she keeps moving the goal posts. She's so power hungry that she's perfectly willing to drag the party down with her and that I will not accept.

/ these two guys think its a baaaaaad idea

She would be like an Albatross around his neck.

The last thing Obama needs is all the drama and BS that would come with a Clinton in that role. He can do so much better than her.

It's a terrible idea, really. Make her Sec State, some other cabinet position, whatever. But not on the ticket. No way.

Tr0mBoNe: This would be news if someone in the know actually said it.

This. He's guessing.

R.A.Danny: Marcus Aurelius: Hillary wants power, damnit, and she's going to get some even if it kills her and us at the same time.

Why the hell don't people see this?

And this. I can not for the LIFE of me figure out why anyone would think for a moment that Hillary Clinton gives two farts about America or the American people. She has so obviously proven she'll do anything to attain the goal of the White House - and not because it's the right thing, but because it's "her turn." I used to think she was as acceptable a candidate as Obama. But in the last 3 months or so she's confirmed every evil thing ever said about her while her husband was in office. And then some.

Colonel_Debugger: That would really mess up the hate monger racists assignation plans

Perhaps you meant assassination?

patrick767: Hillary's demonized herself with her "kitchen sink" strategy. Once (last year) I was undecided about her, but the way she's conducted her campaign has convinced me that there's no way in hell I would support her.

She should have dropped out about two months ago when the delegate math no longer worked for her, but she keeps moving the goal posts. She's so power hungry that she's perfectly willing to drag the party down with her and that I will not accept.

This, this, and this again.