better yet, she could dress up as a giant vagina and go fark herself.

Is she still trying to wash the sand out of her vagina? Damn, that's cavernous.

If she did that, I suppose I'd vote for her.

/not really.

Clinton = Huckabee

Obama is now free to spend all his time and money on addressing the daily dumbshiattery spewing forth from McCain's addled mind.

I have a 360, thanks.

I can't get the mental image of her standing on the beach with a thousand lawyers as the tide advances, ordering the waves of the sea to cease and desist from coming in.

Eddie_Dean_NY: I can't get the mental image of her standing on the beach with a thousand lawyers as the tide advances, ordering the waves of the sea to cease and desist from coming in.

Neptune is a sexist.

Aarontology: Neptune is a sexist.

And the nymphs are burdened by white liberal guilt.

Tell an American he shouldn't do something, and odds are he'll respond by insisting that it's his "right" to do it, regardless of how pointless, destructive, offensive or downright stupid it may be.

QFT.

So I just finished beating Portal (speaking of X-boxes,) and I couldn't help but notice how similar GLADoS is to Hillary. Think about it; cold, calculating, "female," who spins or lies just about everytime she speaks and promises great things but won't ever follow through.

It really made the game a whole lot creepier.

/might consider voting for her in exchange for a companion cube...
//or cake

Even Ralph Nader has jumped to defend Clinton's "rights." "Don't listen to people when they tell you not to run anymore," he urged her. "That's just political bigotry. Listen to your own inner citizen First Amendment voice. This is America. Just like every other citizen, you have a right to run. Whenever you like. For as long as you like."

Except if you're under 35 or weren't born in the US. Or have already served 2 terms. Rights aren't always so categorical.

huskers97: So I just finished beating Portal (speaking of X-boxes,) and I couldn't help but notice how similar GLADoS is to Hillary.

If she sings Still Alive during her concession speech, I'd vote for her if she ever decides to run for anything again.

That might be stupid, but it would also be dumb.

Scene: A chill January morning, the sapphire sky is cloudless. A podium, a stage, a Bible are the centerpiece to a crowd of thousands. Barack Obama faces the chief justice of the United States, and as he places his hand on the Bible, it is slapped away by Hillary Clinton, disheveled, spittle flying from her mouth as she stares into the eyes of the Justice and screams:

"IdosolemnlyswearthatIwillfaithfullyexecutetheofficeofPresidentoftheUnitedState s
andwilltothebestofmyabilitypreserveprotectanddefendtheConstitution oftheUnitedStates! I WIN I WIN I'M THE PRESIDENT!!!"

LoneDoggie: Scene: A chill January morning, the sapphire sky is cloudless. A podium, a stage, a Bible are the centerpiece to a crowd of thousands. Barack Obama faces the chief justice of the United States, and as he places his hand on the Bible, it is slapped away by Hillary Clinton, disheveled, spittle flying from her mouth as she stares into the eyes of the Justice and screams:

"IdosolemnlyswearthatIwillfaithfullyexecutetheofficeofPresidentoftheUnitedState s
andwilltothebestofmyabilitypreserveprotectanddefendtheConstitution oftheUnitedStates! I WIN I WIN I'M THE PRESIDENT!!!"

WIN.

Yeah Clinton - listen to Nader. He knows all about spoiling elections.

LOL

LoneDoggie: Scene: A chill January morning, the sapphire sky is cloudless. A podium, a stage, a Bible are the centerpiece to a crowd of thousands. Barack Obama faces the chief justice of the United States, and as he places his hand on the Bible, it is slapped away by Hillary Clinton, disheveled, spittle flying from her mouth as she stares into the eyes of the Justice and screams:

"IdosolemnlyswearthatIwillOOF!" as she is gang-tackled by no fewer than twelve Secret Service agents and two Michigan Democratic representatives. As they attempt to drag her from the podium, she lashes out so violently that she tears her left arm completely off. Freeing herself momentarily, she whips around and bites one of the Secret Service men on the arm. He goes into seizures, collapses momentarily and falls to the ground... then springs up, his eyeballs entirely red, and savagely attacks the rest of the guard. Chaos erupts. In minutes, the thousands of attendees have been transformed into a bloody infected mob, sacking and destroying Washington DC in a gruesome frenzy of blood and gore.

hillaryis44.org blames Obama.