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(Some Guy) Caption Caption what Bush is trying to say to Putin   (img169.imageshack.us) divider line 157
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Goodfella 2008-05-07 08:47:13 PM  
"Your heart. I looks into it."

 
AuCinaoaMie 2008-05-07 08:47:13 PM  
"And then you grab the heifer like this..."

 
ultraholland 2008-05-07 08:47:29 PM  
I grabbed your wife's Boobies like this!

 
Miss Smartass 2008-05-07 08:47:45 PM  
"The fish was this big"

 
chakalakasp [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 08:47:46 PM  
Hmm... Squirrel.

 
pyc2star 2008-05-07 08:47:55 PM  
" so bill was standing here....and monicas head was about here"

yeah..lame

 
ultraholland 2008-05-07 08:48:16 PM  
damn it! too slow for the time warp.

 
black_knight 2008-05-07 08:48:16 PM  
"And then right there we're going to install a prison that'll make your gulags seem like Disneyland!"

 
reverend_frag 2008-05-07 08:48:27 PM  
"...and then you grab your constituents like this..."

 
All Apologies 2008-05-07 08:48:28 PM  
I don't know what Bush is saying, but it's not hard to tell what Pooty is thinking.

 
westbound pachyderm 2008-05-07 08:48:32 PM  
I once did a line of coke *this big*

 
AlphaNumericus 2008-05-07 08:48:39 PM  
I'm telling you, right in the Oval Office.
Bill grabbed Monica's ears and...

 
Doctor Funkenstein [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 08:48:52 PM  
"Yeah, and then Clinton told me he had her like this."

"Whoah!"

 
Man On Pink Corner [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 08:49:18 PM  
Ash nazg durbatulúk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulűk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Ash nazg durbatulúk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulűk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Ash nazg durbatulúk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulűk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

 
kilgorn 2008-05-07 08:50:00 PM  
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I'm telling you, Michelle Obama's buns poke out like this...

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 08:50:08 PM  
"Badonkadonk"

 
KNW 2008-05-07 08:51:26 PM  
An' then, this one taym, Ah snorted a line o' coke offa the top o' Cheney's hayid; you ain't never seen whut that man's evil can do to a buzz! His hayid dayum blowed up size o' Laura's ass! HOOOOEEEE!

 
MrCheeks 2008-05-07 08:51:29 PM  
"Did you hear in `Mercia they are sellin foot longs for 5$?"

 
Courtney Cox-Zucker [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 08:51:29 PM  
BRAAAAIIIIINS!

 
Lawnchair 2008-05-07 08:51:30 PM  
"And on occasion, I had to choke a biatch with both hands."

"Very cool."

 
AmStatic1 [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 08:51:40 PM  
"Nothin up muh hands, nuthin up muh sleeves..and POOF...the constitution disappears!"

 
Bobilbob 2008-05-07 08:51:45 PM  
"You don't know Judo, I know Judo."

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 08:51:48 PM  
"So, John McCain was sucking my cock, right..."

 
wildancrazy159 2008-05-07 08:52:00 PM  
"the mushroom cloud builds up from looking like this.."

 
alsih2o [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 08:52:04 PM  
So, he was like, this tall and all about, like "My precious" and "Calls to me!" and I swear he looked just like that Bin Laden feller.

 
polishhottie69 2008-05-07 08:52:05 PM  
Bush: So you're saying you held your gymnast girlfriend like this while she was on top of you?

Putin: Da, da. In soviet Ruysia, the girl farks you!

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 08:52:07 PM  
INVISIBLE SHEEP

 
MrCheeks 2008-05-07 08:52:29 PM  
"Did you hear in `Mercia they are sellin foot longs for 5$?"

/Modmins please delete non-votey post :)

 
Courtney Cox-Zucker [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 08:52:39 PM  
...and then I'm gonna show her my 'O' face... O! O! O!

 
FrylockMastershake 2008-05-07 08:52:57 PM  
"I did so have a Scarface sized mountain of coke"

 
Obergruppenfarker 2008-05-07 08:53:00 PM  
Down in Gitmo we grab 'em by the ears like this...

 
boozerman 2008-05-07 08:53:05 PM  
"See, from what I understand they make a big system with lasers and missiles and shiat that float out about here around the Earth, hey wait a sec, I shouldn't be telling you this"

 
SBinRR 2008-05-07 08:53:12 PM  
"So I says, 'Is Dubya going to have to choke a biatch?'"

 
middleoftheday [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 08:53:28 PM  
I would like to see a follow-up to this thread:

What is Putin thinking?

 
SilasRadio 2008-05-07 08:53:53 PM  
"I think you hate the people of Russia about this much."

 
SBinRR 2008-05-07 08:54:12 PM  
"So I says, 'Is Dubya going to have to choke a biatch?'"

Now with voting goodness.

 
quickdraw [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 08:54:14 PM  
I had Jeff Gannon bent over just like this...

 
Courtney Cox-Zucker [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 08:54:19 PM  
Check it out! I can do the robot! Watch me now. Whicky-whicky-whicky! Pretty cool, huh?

 
rockysphere 2008-05-07 08:54:22 PM  
In 'Merica you can get Pizzas THIS big. And we got water parks. And hula hoops. Its AWSOME!

 
Tanukis_Parachute 2008-05-07 08:55:24 PM  
so that newkular thing is about this big around now.

 
bmb_789 2008-05-07 08:55:37 PM  
Bush: Texas is kinda shaped like this...
Putin: Vodak. Hmmmmmm. Hiccup.

 
Gobobo 2008-05-07 08:55:44 PM  
You see, this is the best way to do the waterboarding and the prisoner doesn't usually get much in the way of visible injuries. Then we can ... ooh look, a bunny rabbit!

 
UberNeuman 2008-05-07 08:56:22 PM  
Bush: "So I hold Condi's head like this and then I cram that fly mouth onto Bush,Jr.... 'know what am sayin?"

Putin: "I heard that shizznit, yo."

 
Poopspasm [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 08:56:48 PM  
"So I grabbed the tard and held him down while they strapped him into the elctric chair..."

 
Draggnknucks 2008-05-07 08:56:58 PM  
So is this how you strangle journalists?

 
Lord of Allusions [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 08:57:36 PM  
"See, He can have the whole world in His hands because He's God. Now you and I? Heh, we're just not big enough, as you can clearly see."

 
ultraholland 2008-05-07 08:57:50 PM  
Bush: I like to strangle my opponents from behind, kinda like this.

Putin: Is more effective with piano wire.


/Putin just looks tough in that leather jacket

 
clgrin 2008-05-07 08:58:15 PM  
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"Feeling strange, the president began to wonder why Mr. Putin was so insistent on making him a drink."

 
mrtimo 2008-05-07 08:58:44 PM  
Is this how you seize more power from your successor? I need to be practiced by November.

 
Supercheeks [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-07 08:59:01 PM  
You put both hands in. You both hands out. You put both hands in...

 
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