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(AZCentral) Asinine Rapper DMX arrested up in here, up in here, after he was recorded by cameras at speeds up to 114 mph   (azcentral.com) divider line 29
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Fat and Nasty 86 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-07 08:20:31 PM  
somebody must have made him lose his cool, up in there.

 
Verbing Your Noun 2008-05-07 09:45:52 PM  
hip hop and ya don't stop

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2008-05-08 09:53:09 AM  
Hey, that's how Ruff Ryders roll.

 
jrodnewb 2008-05-08 09:58:45 AM  
I just came to see what comments were being made up in here...up in here...ya'll gonna make me lose my cool...

 
for good or for awesome 2008-05-08 10:07:57 AM  
Crazy as a shiat house rat.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-05-08 10:39:01 AM  
Ya'll gonna make me lose my mind.
/up in here
//up in here.

Ya'll gonna make me go all out.
/up in here.
//up in here.

Ya'll gonna make me lose my cool.
/up in here.
//up in here.

Ya'll gonna make me bust a cap in all your muthafarking...

/wait...
//that's now how it goes...

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2008-05-08 10:39:21 AM  
Check Wikipedia for all the times he 's been arrested, sometimes for VERY serious stuff, yet all he ever gets is a slap on the wrist. What a joke. It doesn't even mention any court appearance, much less jail time, for this arrest:

In June 2004, he was arrested at JFK airport on charges of cocaine possession, criminal impersonation, criminal possession of a weapon, criminal mischief, menacing, and driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol while claiming to be a federal agent and attempting to carjack a vehicle

 
ltrain2 2008-05-08 10:41:20 AM  
You think this is a game!?

Arf Arf!

 
ltrain2 2008-05-08 10:49:38 AM  
Sarcastica75: Ya'll gonna make me lose my mind.
/up in here
//up in here.

Ya'll gonna make me go all out.
/up in here.
//up in here.

Ya'll gonna make me lose my cool.
/up in here.
//up in here.

Ya'll gonna make me bust a cap in all your muthafarking...

/wait...
//that's now how it goes...



You're right, it's supposed to be "Ya'll gon'"

Otherwise...looked pretty correct to me.

 
smeag0l 2008-05-08 10:53:01 AM  
just keepin it real

 
MCStymie 2008-05-08 11:09:36 AM  
You wack, you twisted, your girl's a ho,
You broke the kid ain't yours, and e'rybody know,
Your old man say you stupid, 'n you be like "So?
I love my baby mutha, I neva let her go".

 
for good or for awesome 2008-05-08 11:17:34 AM  
Walker: Check Wikipedia for all the times he 's been arrested, sometimes for VERY serious stuff, yet all he ever gets is a slap on the wrist. What a joke. It doesn't even mention any court appearance, much less jail time, for this arrest:

In June 2004, he was arrested at JFK airport on charges of cocaine possession, criminal impersonation, criminal possession of a weapon, criminal mischief, menacing, and driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol while claiming to be a federal agent and attempting to carjack a vehicle


I just checked. It looks like he spreads out his criminal behavior across the world.
Did I just write a new single for him?

 
the-meter-man 2008-05-08 11:26:41 AM  
www.orderhiphop.com

Well, he looks like the model citizen to me...

 
Satanic_Hamster 2008-05-08 11:29:04 AM  
Wouldn't this be more a dumbass tag then asinine?

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Currently listening to Ah! My Goddess O.S.T. 2 by Some Japanese Guy

 
dogcow69 [TotalFark] 2008-05-08 11:38:55 AM  
did someone say DXM?
www.projectghb.org

 
syrynxx [TotalFark] 2008-05-08 12:32:30 PM  
114 is nothing on an empty expressway with a real sports car. Just depends on the car and the traffic.

 
bwilson27 2008-05-08 12:42:27 PM  
I live in Scottsdale, and 114 mph is the usual speed around here... Wait at any intersection with a stoplight and you'll see at least 50 cars blaze through the red at around 100 miles per.
Why do you think big brother is watching at every one of those lights?

 
RagnarD 2008-05-08 12:54:00 PM  
Enter "Earl" and "Simmons" here(new window)

i99.photobucket.com

/Watch my get my case dismissed
//up in here
///up in here

 
RagnarD 2008-05-08 01:06:08 PM  
Case Number: M-0768-TR-20080525 Case Category: Traffic Case Title: ST OF AZ VS SIMMONS EARL
Court: Cave Creek Municipal Judge: None Filing Date: 03/31/2008

Citation: S07315032
Count 1: NO MANDATORY INSURANCE Disposition Date: Disposition:


.
.
.
.

...and he can't afford auto insurance? Sheriff Joe should have his "posse" sweep Cave Creek and Scottsdale for these scofflaws before he rounds up the illegals who are WORKING and contributing to the economy by pulling them over for a cracked windshield or taillight out. This is a sick farking county.

 
bwilson27 2008-05-08 01:43:50 PM  
I predict that Sherriff Joe ends up putting a Ruger to his head in a bunker someday.

 
DBrandisNC 2008-05-08 02:07:43 PM  
Just got done working with him on a movie.

I'll be surprised if he can pass a drug test.

 
aszure 2008-05-08 03:41:02 PM  
Now if it was a white person doing 114 miles per hour, it would have been a different thing. Cue the race card.

 
ChancesAre910 2008-05-08 04:51:44 PM  
My friend walked in on DMX doing a girl from behind who was going down on a girl smoking a crack pipe while he was filming a movie in NC... oddly enough he was arrested here and nothing was said about it.

 
hugram 2008-05-08 05:36:19 PM  
aszure:

Now if it was a white person doing 114 miles per hour, it would have been a different thing. Cue the race card.

"Dave, I think I'm going to race him."

upload.wikimedia.org

 
ukiah 2008-05-08 06:47:18 PM  
But he's a federal agent!

 
DarrenJames 2008-05-08 07:05:59 PM  
hugram 2008-05-08 05:36:19 PM
aszure:

Now if it was a white person doing 114 miles per hour, it would have been a different thing. Cue the race card.

"Dave, I think I'm going to race him."



CHIP! DON'T DO IT!

/...well, ninja, sometimes you gotta race..

 
whodareswins86 2008-05-08 10:58:54 PM  
Barack?! What the fark is a barack?!

 
Psychomancer 2008-05-09 12:10:55 AM  
No Douchebag tag?

 
archerjoe 2008-05-09 04:22:31 PM  
Douchebag tag coming right up - he was just arrested for animal cruelty: Poppin' link

 
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