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(Talking Points Memo) Unlikely Hillary's lead strategist: "We think the results last night strengthen the case that she will be the strongest candidate for the Democratic Party in November."   (tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 210
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jake_lex [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 10:04:48 PM  
That campaign shows that Clinton won't have anyone around her who doesn't think she's the greatest thing alive and would dare challenge her.

If, by some accident, she got elected President, I think her administration would be a disaster from the beginning.

 
Unright 2008-05-07 10:16:21 PM  
Angry black woman: Are you sayin' the Democratic Party don't care about the African-American community?
Bullworth Clinton: Isn't that OBVIOUS? You got half your kids are out of work and the other half are in jail. Do you see ANY Democrat doing anything about it? Certainly not me! So what're you gonna do, vote Republican? Come on! Come on, you're not gonna vote Republican! Let's call a spade a spade!

 
lexshine [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 10:22:12 PM  
We Won Among White Voters

And lost among all voters.

/go away Hillary, please..

 
burndtdan 2008-05-07 11:06:48 PM  
he then paused before adding "i just took a lot of pills, so i don't really know what i'm saying right now. does anyone else see the unicorn over there?"

 
SphericalTime [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 11:07:51 PM  
*Except for Barack Obama

 
HillbillyBubba [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 11:12:03 PM  
This is a classic case of delusional disorder. It's really getting to the point of being sad.

/I wish I could change my user name to schadenfreude on days like this.

 
Dread Pirate Slasher 2008-05-07 11:22:04 PM  
i32.tinypic.com

 
mcwebe0 [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 11:31:48 PM  
jake_lex: That campaign shows that Clinton won't have anyone around her who doesn't think she's the greatest thing alive and would dare challenge her.

If, by some accident, she got elected President, I think her administration would be a disaster from the beginning.


Basically, she is the Democratic version of W.

 
Dinobot 2008-05-07 11:36:40 PM  
I thought that many political analysts had said that Obama had gained traction with White Voters in NC

 
Telephone Sanitizer Second Class 2008-05-07 11:37:21 PM  
i196.photobucket.com

 
Wrong_Intentions 2008-05-07 11:37:33 PM  
My [and reality's] response to this:
1)Make fist, elevate next to head facing inward
2)Extend pointer finger
3)Make circular motions in air with hand, keeping res of arm stiff

 
Necrosis 2008-05-07 11:37:44 PM  
I'm surprised that Hillary's campaign staff hasn't all a) committed suicide or b) been committed to an institution. All the BS they have to spread for Hillary must make them very dead inside.

 
Fart_Machine 2008-05-07 11:38:04 PM  
dunamai.com

 
TommyDeuce 2008-05-07 11:38:31 PM  
Also, black is white, up is down, and George W bush is a fiscal conservative. That will be all, thank you.

 
agentxavier 2008-05-07 11:40:03 PM  
Ya last nights results were extremely important. Obama got the black vote and Hillary got the vagina vote. I guess it depends which voting demographic is more important. I will go with neither.

 
Flammenwerfer 2008-05-07 11:40:11 PM  
Nice Baghdad Bob reference.

 
Tallgordon 2008-05-07 11:40:21 PM  
Hillary Clinton hates black people.

 
skinink 2008-05-07 11:40:53 PM  
She wasn't this crazy when she was running for Senator of NY, was she? She seemed normal then. I voted for her husband way back when, but I wouldn't vote for her if she was running against Baby doc Duvalier. She's too bitter, sarcastic, etc.

 
TommyDeuce 2008-05-07 11:41:41 PM  
lonestartimes.com

Pretty much sums her up . . .

 
daveydave 2008-05-07 11:41:50 PM  
Oh sweet jesus just drop out wtf is your problem woman?

 
Funk Brothers 2008-05-07 11:42:02 PM  
Hillary staying in the race is about as bad as Wuhl's relationship with HBO or Mugabe staying in office as the President of Zimbabwe.

 
Doran 2008-05-07 11:43:07 PM  
Dinobot: I thought that many political analysts had said that Obama had gained traction with White Voters in NC

I had heard it was IN, so in some weird way, what this guy said is at least truthful, in that they probably did gain in white voters in whatever wacky poll they conducted beforehand. They lost everywhere else though, and he's claiming it's progress. The lack of common sense confuses me.

 
rcantley 2008-05-07 11:43:11 PM  
I wonder what it's like to create your own reality. I should try it sometime.

 
Abner Doon 2008-05-07 11:43:14 PM  
mcwebe0: <b>jake_lex:</b> <i>That campaign shows that Clinton won't have anyone around her who doesn't think she's the greatest thing alive and would dare challenge her.

If, by some accident, she got elected President, I think her administration would be a disaster from the beginning.</i>

Basically, she is the Democratic version of W.


I never thought that I'd say this, but I'm pretty sure that even W has a better grip on reality than this shiat.

 
Shaggy_C 2008-05-07 11:43:19 PM  
Hillary staying in keeps B Hussein in the headlines. As long as it doesn't get too nasty, she should feel free to continue on.

 
JeffTL 2008-05-07 11:44:08 PM  
www.portcityunderground.com

 
indylaw 2008-05-07 11:45:28 PM  
Lately Hillary's PR has been like Soviet propaganda. No matter that you stand in line for 4 hours for the possibility of a loaf of bread, you requisitioned a Trabi 5 years ago and got a moped, and your testicles glow in the dark after Chernobyl - things have never been better, and the imperialist American swine will collapse under the weight of the international proletariat revolution ANY DAY NOW.

 
Abner Doon 2008-05-07 11:45:39 PM  
skinink: She wasn't this crazy when she was running for Senator of NY, was she? She seemed normal then. I voted for her husband way back when, but I wouldn't vote for her if she was running against Baby doc Duvalier. She's too bitter, sarcastic, etc.

She seemed normal enough while running for the senate. All I really remember was a lot of people saying she was carpetbagging just to make a run at the whitehouse. Heh..

/I'm pretty sure I remember her denying that pretty hard as well, but I'm not positive it was her directly.

 
GoodasGold 2008-05-07 11:46:56 PM  
represented "progress" for Hillary because she did better among white voters

She did well among pink people too.

images.teamsugar.com

 
J. Boone Pickens 2008-05-07 11:46:57 PM  
My guess is that she is staying in so she can continue to take in campaign donations...She needs to get back some of that money she loaned herself.

 
ChaoticLimbs 2008-05-07 11:47:07 PM  
jake_lex: That campaign shows that Clinton won't have anyone around her who doesn't think she's the greatest thing alive and would dare challenge her.

If, by some accident, she got elected President, I think her administration would be a disaster from the beginning.


I totally agree. Bad things happen when a national leader surrounds himself with yes men.

upload.wikimedia.org

upload.wikimedia.org

 
Buttle not Tuttle 2008-05-07 11:47:27 PM  
"We think the results last night strengthen the case that she will be the strongest candidate for the Democratic Party in November."

Should have added:

1) I'll be here all week.

2) Try the veal.

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 11:47:57 PM  
img292.imageshack.us

 
sjmvabch 2008-05-07 11:48:12 PM  
Hillary don't quit we are counting on you. How else will Mcain win this year without your help? Well who are we kidding anymore. Go home and sleep it off. You deserve it.

 
ChaoticLimbs 2008-05-07 11:48:42 PM  
GoodasGold: represented "progress" for Hillary because she did better among white voters

She did well among pink people too.


images.teamsugar.com

You know, if she lost some weight, she wouldn't be half bad. That chick is ugly, though.

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 11:48:52 PM  
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Miles D Davis Jr. 2008-05-07 11:48:58 PM  
Shaggy_C: Hillary staying in keeps B Hussein in the headlines. As long as it doesn't get too nasty, she should feel free to continue on.

I liked you better when you weren't a troll.

 
Renart 2008-05-07 11:49:11 PM  
img.photobucket.com

Hillary's supporters are fired up! On to the White House!

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 11:49:34 PM  
GoodasGold: represented "progress" for Hillary because she did better among white voters

She did well among pink people too.


Who is the White Party candidate this year?

 
rppp01a 2008-05-07 11:49:35 PM  
ChaoticLimbs: jake_lex: That campaign shows that Clinton won't have anyone around her who doesn't think she's the greatest thing alive and would dare challenge her.

If, by some accident, she got elected President, I think her administration would be a disaster from the beginning.

I totally agree. Bad things happen when a national leader surrounds himself with yes men.


Yeah, it was awful for Stalin, wasn't it? As well as Castro, and Franco. Yeah, I can see how she's going down the evil path by having yes men doing her bidding.

Bush has em, and the last time I checked, he wasn't killing tens of thousands of his own people.

 
GQueue 2008-05-07 11:50:00 PM  
Someone needs to get her Adam Savage's t-shirt that says "I reject your reality and substitute my own"

 
Party Boy [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 11:50:00 PM  
Here comes the meltdown

 
sycocowz 2008-05-07 11:50:14 PM  
check it out (not a ps):

imgcash2.imageshack.us

 
Hector Remarkable 2008-05-07 11:50:19 PM  
Hillary's lead strategist: "We think the results last night strengthen the case that she will be would have been the strongest candidate for the Democratic Party in November."

FTFY

 
indylaw 2008-05-07 11:50:55 PM  
ChaoticLimbs: jake_lex: That campaign shows that Clinton won't have anyone around her who doesn't think she's the greatest thing alive and would dare challenge her.

If, by some accident, she got elected President, I think her administration would be a disaster from the beginning.

I totally agree. Bad things happen when a national leader surrounds himself with yes men.


You forgot one:

i278.photobucket.com

Face it. The man has probably never heard of the word 'no.' Mostly because he doesn't read the news.

 
A Tout Le Monde 2008-05-07 11:51:32 PM  
She looks at opinion polls cherry picked to find some way to favor her, and considers them proof of victory. CNN was pumping this this morning.

"She's got a stronger following among last minute voters."

Um so? What is that, a mandate? Obama evidently has a stronger following among people who can make up their mind.

CNN was writing full articles about this nit pickery trying to make sense of her loss. It was disgusting.

"She has slightly more appeal to people who have just eaten at McDonalds before voting and enjoy auto erotic asphyxiation."

Wooptifarkingdo

Next thing you know Hillary's going to be quoting Rush Limbaugh and things will really get surreal.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 11:52:02 PM  
Further proof that denial isn't just a river in Africa...

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2008-05-07 11:52:24 PM  
rppp01a: Bush has em, and the last time I checked, he wasn't killing tens of thousands of his own people.

Give him time, the war's only five years old.

 
d976 2008-05-07 11:53:33 PM  
Pretty sure clinton had a 15 superdelegate lead last night...now its 11. Not that that matters to her. But if I lived in NY, I'd tell her to come back to serve my state.

/would do the same for Obama if reversed (live in Chicago)

 
louiedog 2008-05-07 11:53:50 PM  
skinink: She wasn't this crazy when she was running for Senator of NY, was she? She seemed normal then. I voted for her husband way back when, but I wouldn't vote for her if she was running against Baby doc Duvalier. She's too bitter, sarcastic, etc.

In 2001 she spoke at my sister's college graduation. She seemed great then. Then a few years ago, while already in the Senate, I remember her saying some stupid things, but I ignored it. When she started her white house run I was somewhat interested in her candidacy. By fall of last year I was ready to see her go.

 
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