If only there were some vague celery spinning asian animation to approximate the act of homogay buttsecks to call upon at this time of great need.

he kinda looked cool during his heyday...

now he looks like one of those really confused idiots like CoJo...

As a gay man I wouldn't want to marry someone that looks like a woman. Kinda defeats the purpose in my opinion.

Man...now thats songs stuck in my head.

The "dude" in question...

unclefester325: he kinda looked cool during his heyday...

now he looks like one of those really confused idiots like CoJo...


Guy was better looking than most women back in the 80s, he should've just aged gracefully, like Boy George

Oh god, Pete Burns...just shut the hell up.

You were married to some chick for almost 30 years, then decided to go swing on the homo tree for a while, your husband cheated on your because you're insane, so now all gay men and men in general are "predators."

You're really what we need right now, dude.

Please exit the gay community...we don't really want you here, either.

Transpogue: Oh god, Pete Burns...just shut the hell up.

yeah, gays don't want him and for all the appearance changes he's made and how unstable he is the trannies are glad he's not among us.

Dead or Alive sucks.

Awesome, OP, just awesome. And fark you for reminding me of that video.

unclefester325: now he looks like one of those really confused idiots like CoJo...

Jocelyn Wildenstein? (not a rickroll but somehow more horrifying)

Somebody should send him the link to Meatspin.

I really just wanted to say meatspin.

syrynxx:
Jocelyn Wildenstein? (not a rickroll but somehow more horrifying)

That woman's doctors should lose their licenses. She needs psychological help, not more cutting on her face. Same goes for Pete Burns.

FTA: "Would I get married again? If somebody knocked me on the head with a nine-inch nail-studded plank or drugged me with benzodiazepine ... No, no, no."


Maybe he should call Trent Reznor. His new song "Discipline" is pretty gay.

/long time NIN fan
//wishes Trent REznor would come out already
///slashies

Burns, 49, whose songs 'You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)' and 'Sex Drive' have filled gay club dance floors for two decades, said gay men were too predatory, emotionally inadequate and narcissistic for such a "sacred institution" as marriage.

So, you say it like it's a bad thing?

Dialectic: Burns, 49, whose songs 'You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)' and 'Sex Drive' have filled gay club dance floors for two decades, said gay men were too predatory, emotionally inadequate and narcissistic for such a "sacred institution" as marriage.

So, you say it like it's a bad thing?

He doesn't know much about women either

If you're going to look like a disfigured woman, of course your boyfriend is going to cheat on you. Geez.

He used to be the hottest thing with a penis on the planet. Now he just has a penis.

SoMuchFire: As a gay man I wouldn't want to marry someone that looks like a woman. Kinda defeats the purpose in my opinion.

What about someone who looks like an alien?