Confucius says, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

Just wait 'till the Muslims find out about this... Blammo!

what is this 'underwear' you speak of? i demand examples

We're just hanging out.

College isn't about sex?

DRTA but I'm guying the guy is gay.

*guessing

I don't see the big deal. Any lady roommate would be a completely compatible fit with me. Sometimes a snug, tight fit.

Couples do sometimes room together, an arrangement known at some schools as "roomcest." Brown explicitly discourages couples from living together on campus, be they gay or straight. But the University of California, Riverside has never had a problem with a roommate couple breaking up midyear, said James C. Smith, assistant director for residence life.

What if the slut female gets knocked. Who's gonna pay for the abortion?

The chick isn't that good looking anyway...now if she looked more like Emma Watson....I'd be on that like a Ford on a flatbed.

Dialectic: Couples do sometimes room together, an arrangement known at some schools as "roomcest." Brown explicitly discourages couples from living together on campus, be they gay or straight. But the University of California, Riverside has never had a problem with a roommate couple breaking up midyear, said James C. Smith, assistant director for residence life.

What if the slut female gets knocked. Who's gonna pay for the abortion?

Its include in the meal plan.

My biggest fear in college was a gay roommate.

Would have been a really awkward year. Not that I'm a homophobe, but would always have a fear of walking in the room and accidentally walk in on... butcex.

Isn't it... Confucius say?

Living with a woman and no sex. Sounds like the colleges are preparing students for married life.

Bullshiat. College is about sex. If it isn't, you're doing it wrong.

/beer also

Underwear? Screw that. GO NUDE!

/If you're a woman.
//And you're not a as fat as, say, Jordin Sparks.
///If you're a man... please don't.

Their both pretty ugly...neither of them is probably willing to settle for the other one anyways

Try telling that to the generation that wore wifebeaters.

dwade: DRTA but I'm guying the guy is gay.

Is that a Freudian slip, or more of a teddy?

Underwear? Next they're going to demand pants.

Half the time in college I had a woman living in my dorm room...

/had a single
//not always the same woman

why is this story showing up in May?

dwade

I better get a really hot asian or black woman with a big ass next semester...for buttsecks!

Nakito: Try telling that to the generation that wore wifebeaters.

Wore? They're doing it wrong.

/Honey? Where the hell's that bear?

Derek313

I'd Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, B, A, Select, Start that!

Did that but off campus

Which one is the lady?

jake3988: Underwear? Screw that. GO NUDE!

/If you're a woman.
//And you're not a as fat as, say, Jordin Sparks.
///If you're a man... please don't.

You would like love what I'm doing for the summer - working as a firefighter at a racetrack where they race Super Bikes.

Which doesn't sound like fun at first, until you find out that there are many, many, many hot female drivers.

Which again isn't terribly fun. The real fun begins after you find out that many of these female riders choose to go commando under their leathers while racing.

/I'm told that some of the guys do too
//Not looking forward to the guys crashing
///Planning on being the Weeners vehicle/person for the chicks though

FTFA
Still, Feldman said her daughter is partly in college to learn life lessons, and it's her decision. Samantha said she assured her mom that she thinks of Caspro as a brother.

"I'm really close to him, and I consider him one of my really good friends," she said. "I really trust him. That trust makes it work."

Translation: He wants her and she uses him as much as possible while continually leading him on with the hope of sex or even that she loves him. This is the prime example of just what a lying whore a woman can be. His life is ruined.

I don't really see what the furor is about w/ co-ed roommates. I've had a plethora of roommates in college and after (used to live in NYC, where you usually can't afford to live alone) and many of them were male. I wound up dating only one of them, and with the rest lived platonically. It is possible to live w/ a member of the opposite sex and not sleep w/ them.

/can't find the spell-check, not sure about "plethora" and "platonically", in case the grammar nazis are about. ^_^

okami36: I'd Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, B, A, Select, Start that!

Pfft -- I wouldn't share.

buzzvert: Half the time in college I had a woman living in my dorm room...

/had a single
//not always the same woman

Shouldn't you been at the gym? It has been 26 minutes.

KWPLunchbox: Translation: He wants her and she uses him as much as possible while continually leading him on with the hope of sex or even that she loves him. This is the prime example of just what a lying whore a woman can be. His life is ruined.

In fairness, if he voluntarily entered into that situation, his life was worthless from the get-go.

dwade: DRTA but I'm guying the guy is gay.

Yes, if you were to guy a guy, that would in fact be the definition of gay.

Tat'dGreaser: buzzvert: Half the time in college I had a woman living in my dorm room...

/had a single
//not always the same woman

Shouldn't you been at the gym? It has been 26 minutes.

FTFM. D'oh.

Underwear isn't that big of a deal. It's what's underneath that counts.

ZoeNekros: okami36: I'd Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, B, A, Select, Start that!

Pfft -- I wouldn't share.

I'm pretty sure I could handle both controllers...

the_chief: Just wait 'till the Muslims find out about this... Blammo!

Yeah, but then we'd have to hear about how everything is because they're so poor and oppressed...from the same stupid people who say that currently, just with fewer limbs.

Classic assvertising, Derek313.

/Wants badly to popularize that word.
//Gods & hells, writing crap on your ass looks so very stupid.
///With notable exceptions (see above).

DIGITALgimpus: My biggest fear in college was a gay roommate.

Would have been a really awkward year. Not that I'm a homophobe, but would always have a fear of walking in the room and accidentally walk in on... butcex.

Mine is, and there isn't anything awkward about it. He spends FOREVER in the bathroom though...

KWPLunchbox: Translation: He wants her and she uses him as much as possible while continually leading him on with the hope of sex or even that she loves him. This is the prime example of just what a lying whore a woman can be. His life is ruined.

Damn. You're taking the fark he-man woman-hater bitterness to a whole new level.

Debbie Feldman's 20-year-old daughter, Samantha, is a sophomore at Oberlin in Ohio and plans to room with her platonic friend Grey Caspro, a straight guy, next year. Feldman said she was shocked when her daughter told her.

Still, Feldman said her daughter is partly in college to learn life lessons, and it's her decision. Samantha said she assured her mom that she thinks of Caspro as a brother.

"I'm really close to him, and I consider him one of my really good friends," she said. "I really trust him. That trust makes it work."

Steps to disaster:
1) They're "like brother and sister"
2) They get drunk one night
3) Have "incestuous" sex
4) Think it's awesome at first
5) Hate each other within 2 weeks

I think that is a wonderful idea. I have a guy friend that would be a kickass roomie.

It's not like same-gender rooming solves the relationship/sex issue.

My roommate and I were dating when we started living together this year, and broke up a few weeks into school.

I call BS on this story. Everyone knows that girls in college don't wear underwear.

SmileLadybug: I think that is a wonderful idea. I have a guy friend that would be a kickass roomie.

Perhaps you should call the police.

Heist: I call BS on this story. Everyone knows that girls in college don't wear underwear.

I loled.

Heist: I call BS on this story. Everyone knows that girls in college don't wear underwear.

So true! Cuts way down on laundry... I try to hold out on laundry until I'm out of underwear, so if you just don't wear it... :D

/stupid $2 a load