If you don't know

Whose signs these are

You can't have driven

Very far

BURMA-SHAVE

Farewell O verse,

Along the road.

How sad to see

You're out of mode.

Burma Shave

This thread has epic written all over it.

*snort*

He lit a match

to check his tank

and now they call him

Skinless Frank

Burma Shave

\actually saw that sign

Subby must be old.

I could have SWORN that that said Myanmar before.
Seriously.

hershy799: I could have SWORN that that said Myanmar before.
Seriously.

Myanmar Shave doesn't have a ring to it.

You may know it as Myanmar. But it will always be Burma to me.

The cyclone hits

MrBrightside: Picture of the storm chasers:



/too obscure?
//hope not

Wallace and Gromit, obscure?
/Also, my heart goes out to all those who suffered, etc. etc. etc.

Why did Burma get the works?

with all its might

not Mynamar though?

We need to get the name straight. This is a sincere pet peeve.

Myanmar
is a crazy place
kill some monks
and shave your face
junta

Bracing as
An ocean breeze
For after shaving
It's sure
To please
Burma-Shave Lotion

Read headline, then listen for the Price is Right fail-horns.


/BWwaah..

PumpkinCake: not Mynamar though?

We need to get the name straight. This is a sincere pet peeve.

It's Burma because we refuse to recognize the coup government's legitimacy to change the name of the country.

Here I sit broken hearted...

/wait, what are we doing again?

Raging Thespian:
That's nobody's business but the SLORC.

I came to shiat, and only farted!

On curves ahead

Ben and Anna

Made a hit

Ben left Anna

Ben-Anna split

Burma Shave

Yeah, but it wasn't in America and didn't involved guns or Muslims, so nobody gives a shiat.

er...

On curves ahead
Remember, sonny
That rabbit's foot
Didn't save
The bunny
Burma-Shave

Tropical Cyclone Nargis hit

When is NOAA gonna have the balls to name a hurricane "Nargis"?

*involve


FTFM

The eye of Cyclone Nargis.

The whale
Put Jonah
Down the hatch
But coughed him up
Because he scratched

Riot at drugstore
Calling all cars
100 customers
99 jars
Burma Shave

masterskip: [something about fail horns]

yes, in this case they were sounding for you not getting the joke.

nicely played, subby

Stallone probably just set one of his mini nuke land mine's off again like he did in John Rambo.

your vagina smells like a baby's coffin!

stella dora breakfast treats.

breakfast anytime.

//whoops, wrong ad

The storm goes in

The storm goes out

The storm goes in

And shakes things all about

You call the country Burma

Or you call it Myanmar

That's what it's all about.

I used to love her
But I had to leave her
because she refused to
maintain her beaver
Burma Shave!

Don't fault your lady
for her devilish grin
the stubble's never shady
on the edge of your chin
Burma Shave

/be gentle, my first

Geekette is way faster than snochick

/Am I right?
//Romance on Fark?
///I might be surprised?!
////Tantalised!
//Burma-Shave!

I panicked.

There was a cyclone

Its name was Nargis

It ripped through Burma

Now what's a nargis?

Burma Shave