It looks like they just stuffed some old couch cushions in her chest.

Bookmarked for later research.

It's rare when a headline is 100% accurate.

Subby has pulled it off.

This chick should sue, except she's posing, so she probably think they're fine, so...go figure.

WOW.

I mean, damn. Nipples are very rarely actually perfectly centered, but they're also not... rolling off the edges.

wow...the nipplous equivalent to the lazy eye

Folderol: It's rare when a headline is 100% accurate.

Subby has pulled it off.

This chick should sue, except she's posing, so she probably think they're fine, so...go figure.

Agreed, +1 for submitter, -inifinity for whoever is responsible for that atrocity of a rack.

That is seriously freaky. How kinky was her doctor that he likes his women with their nipples on top?

scurvydog: wow...the nipplous equivalent to the lazy eye

+1 would read again.

Seriously, you can see her original boobs sitting on top and to the side of the implants....

Holy hell, she would have been pretty cute with a or b cups... but now she's like something Dr Frankenstien would make.

If she gets the Mace implants in her nipples, she can take out attackers from the left and right at the same time.

The nipples being wrong isn't half as bad as the fact that the implants are TOUCHING IN THE MIDDLE. EEEEEW.

She could breast feed her kid and give them a piggyback ride at the same time.

(^o _ )( _ ^o)

Link (new window)

This is all I got...

funsized: Nipples are very rarely actually perfectly centered, but they're also not... rolling off the edges.


There is nipple relocation surgery. It's used for both enlargements and reductions.

She really needs it, else she is going to poke her own eyes out next time she bends over to tie her shoes.

drevil877: (o _ )( _ o)

Oh god dammit.

GeekyGimp: Oh god dammit.

Ha ha!

/nelson

Ceiling Cat has a nipple electromagnet

bwuahahahahaha

Oh god, thank you, I really needed to laugh that hard today.

Vivica St. John unavailable for comment.

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THIS is why I love this place. :)

"Stop staring at my chest!"

"Why? It was staring at me!"

F-bear: "Stop staring at my chest!"

"Why? It was staring at me!"

That only works if you're standing off to her side.

Silvara: That only works if you're standing off to her side.

With this one it works if you're standing behind her!

This is a complication of augmentation called symmastia. Not real attractive and not easy to fix.

holy crap.

Holy farking airbrushing too

ToxicGardener: This is a complication of augmentation called symmastia. Not real attractive and not easy to fix.

AUGGHHHH, my eyes...

/cured of ever thinking about getting implants

This is my vote for worst:
http://www.pimpfreepics.com/ma/03/index.html?ft=pimp9879&j=6&camp=h&cf=1

malcy: Holy farking airbrushing too

I came here to say this... If you are going to the trouble of that much airbrushing, you may as well fix the tits...

some day she'll have a baby and will have to tuck the poor kid in her armpit to feed him.

What... on.... earth?

Those aren't really her nipples, are they? Those are just the valves for the air pumps...

Garm: malcy: Holy farking airbrushing too

I came here to say this... If you are going to the trouble of that much airbrushing, you may as well fix the tits..

No amount of airbrushing can fix those things. Well I guess that's what vapid internet attention whores get :P I bet her original breasts were adorable, cute, and plenty large enough.

damn, and she actually has a pretty face, too, what a way to fark up your attractiveness. well, she would have a pretty face without the collagen in her lips... although maybe without the nasty lipgloss her mouth would still be okay.

This thread is brilliant.

am i the only one that realized its a guy?

let me add, a guy that had that sex chance surgery.

All these posts and not one pic of Marty Feldman? You guys are slipping...

/wtf I was going to post one but images are disabled? What kind of shiat is that?

That's a RealDoll that spent a week in a basement with one of you isn't it?

I suggest reviewing img/020/09 from the linky as evidence.

drevil877: (o _ )( _ o)

HAHAHAHAHA

awesome.

scurvydog: wow...the nipplous equivalent to the lazy eye

LOL

This is officially the biggest thread to ever be in the Boobies section. Congratulations.

They call it Breastloafing, coincidentally thats what my wife calls my fark viewing.

Marty Feldman approves.