Pea...tear...um... griffin

even more reason to have a national I.D.

/trolling
//can't say this without laughing

I'm Spartacus

Yeah, my name is George......Bush.

The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?!

"Umm... Dick... Hertz!" Yeah, that's who I am!

I am She Ra!

Booneht: I'm Spartacus

I giggled.

Reminds me of this (new window)

My name is Al.

Al K. Hollick.

hehe, SHEBOYGAN is fun to say.

He should have just said his name was McLovin.

/People are stupid.
//I never said I wasn't.
///Yes, I realized I just implied I was stupid.

So before Prince became Prince again, what name did he give the cops when they stopped him?

/ Hey Bob, where's the key?

"Jeff. Jeff Dahmer. Pleased to meet you."

Charlie Manson! No, wait. Ted Kazy...Kzcy..., um. Bundy! Ted Bundy! Wait! I'm Zodiac! The Zodiac Killer! They've been looking for me for years!

Cooper! Dan Cooper! I didn't die when I jumped out of that plane in 72! No, really!

Okay, okay. I'm Fred Jones from Florida. You're right, I wouldn't admit to being from Florida either.

Anything Wayne Anything is an automatic trip downtown.

OceansideIdaho: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?!

Beat me to it.

Who would want a murderer?

Rusty Shackleford...

Razorwolf: Pea...tear...um... griffin

I'm Mumia Abu-Jamal... Don't tase me bro!

You know, I lived in Wisconsin for a couple years and had some good times in Sheboygan. I'm a little surprised at how many Sheboygan fark stories there are. Even given the Wisconsin drinking.

/I miss fish fry
//and frozen custard

Guy Incognito unavailable for comment?

Name's Ray Gold. I was just heading up to Canada for umm a project that umm I'm working on.

Hi, My name's Alkops Erpigs

/cunning plan
//not all the way through.

Hi my name is Seymour Snatch, nice to meet you.

Jack......Jack Doff

My name is achoo.....

//obscure?

RagnarIV: My name is achoo.....

A jew? Where?
/bless you

I'm Batman.

Cause no two humans could ever have the same name?
Chip em all!

TheOther: Anything Wayne Anything is an automatic trip downtown.

Oh and my middle name is Wayne. So I am getting a kick...

My name is Emanuel Blotenyte.

thesubliminalman: TheOther: Anything Wayne Anything is an automatic trip downtown.

Oh and my middle name is Wayne. So I am getting a kick...

I'm Wayne Wayne Wayne... Junior... crap.

/So happy.

Bond...James Bond.

Jack...umm...MeOff...Yea that's it that's my name ociffer!

Andy... Andy.

Why was a passenger in the vehicle being questioned in the first place?

A good friend of mine is a cop. Whenever he suspects someone is giving him a fake name, he says they are wanted for some serious offense. Real names come-a-flyin'.

IPPA Computer: Welcome to the Identity Processsing Program of Uhmerica! Please insert your forearm into the forearm receptacle!
[Joe inserts his arm]
IPPA Computer: Thank you! Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card, document G24L8!
Pvt. Joe Bowers: I'm not sure if...
IPPA Computer: You have entered the name "Not Sure." Is this correct, Not Sure?
Pvt. Joe Bowers: No, it's not correct...
IPPA Computer: Thank you! "Not" is correct. Is "Sure" correct?
Pvt. Joe Bowers: No, it's not, my name is Joe...
IPPA Computer: You have already confirmed your first name is "Not." Please confirm your last name, "Sure."
Pvt. Joe Bowers: My last name is not "Sure!"
IPPA Computer: Thank you, Not Sure!
Pvt. Joe Bowers: No, what I mean is my name is Joe...
IPPA Computer: Confirmation is complete. Please wait while I tattoo your new identity on your arm!

The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate committee about organized crime?

The cops had finger prints from a vehicular homicide?

For god's sake, if you run someone down with your car, just drive off. Don't touch anything.

Dr. Rosenpenis

acchief: Why was a passenger in the vehicle being questioned in the first place?

I, too, was wondering that.

My name? My name is Keyser Söze.

Every morning, one of the local radio stations here has a segment called WEIRD ASS SHEBOYGAN COUNTY NEWS STORY OF THE DAY (pronounced in all caps, too). Thanks for the heads up!

/No joke, Sheboygan county has lots of weird cop tales.
//My first slashies!

xuanzhiyouxuan
You know, I lived in Wisconsin for a couple years and had some good times in Sheboygan. I'm a little surprised at how many Sheboygan fark stories there are. Even given the Wisconsin drinking.

/I miss fish fry
//and frozen custard

Mmmm, Kopp's . . . best custard on the planet. Bluemound Rd., Brookfield. (Wasn't there one on Appleton, too?) No, really, go there.