Baaaaaah means Yes

It's even better than that. See the Lesbian Sheep Paradox.

Approves (^)

How else are Florida Republicans going to get laid?

If you need me I'll be in my Lab

/she's a blonde

How will the state survive without bestiality laws? It's the end of the world!

/who cares

Because People in power are Stupid: How else are Florida Republicans going to get laid?

Winnar.

Stout fellow.

Arnold T Pants: How will the state survive without bestiality laws? It's the end of the world!

/who cares

Ewe obviously don't understand the imact of this situation.

I really want to ram ewe in the ass.

Because People in power are Stupid: How else are Florida Republicans going to get laid?

By soliciting sex in the mens' room.

But only if the animal is over 18 years old right?

/Dude shes 4 but 28 in dog years.

Because if there isn't a law against it, then EVERYONE will do it.

WTF?!?!?!?11ELEVENTY?!?

Florida, get your farking ass in gear! And these farkers don't believe in evolution? I wonder why! Are there THAT many people who can't give up farking their cows?


I need to calm the fark down, get a drink, and let this stew for a bit.

/sommbiatch backwardassed floridians

FTA: Vehicle, um, decorations: Carry on with the popular pickup accoutrement: so-called Truck Nutz.

Oh, dear. "Truck Nutz"?

Only in Florida.

SJH9: FTA: Vehicle, um, decorations: Carry on with the popular pickup accoutrement: so-called Truck Nutz.

Oh, dear. "Truck Nutz"?

Only in Florida.

Um, nope.

OK, is it another one of those States where it's illegal to fark a willing man in the arse but you can have all the goats you want, or is it just the southern states?

hot linked cause its sunday

HappyHarryHardOn: OK, is it another one of those States where it's illegal to fark a willing man in the arse but you can have all the goats you want, or is it just the southern red states?

FTFY

/i think...

I expect an exodus of furries to Florida any time, now.

Subby: Bestiality still legal in Florida as legislative session closes

Interspecies Erotica, farko.

that was no spider monkey, that was my wife!

TFA: State lawmakers ended this year's emotional, grueling 60-day

God, I feel for them. Working 60 grueling days out of the year...

Evolution: Science educators won't have to present a "critical" analysis of Darwin's theory of evolution, but neither will they have special state protection if they do

Well at least they got that right.


but then,

Grow houses: Penalties are stiffened for cultivating, packaging and distributing marijuana in homes.

Oh! So close, Florida. It looked like you were on your way to common sense.

I don't care if someone farks their dog, goat, horse, ect.

/ But marriage should ONLY be between the same species.

To this day I wonder why the hell I moved down here... Oh yeah, truck nutz.

You know, I don't really give a damn.

.

DistendedPendulusFrenulum: You know, I don't really give a damn Ram.

.
Fixed it for you.

Did you hear the one about the dominatrix who was into necrophilia and bestiality?

ultraholland: TFA: State lawmakers ended this year's emotional, grueling 60-day

God, I feel for them. Working 60 grueling days out of the year...

Evolution: Science educators won't have to present a "critical" analysis of Darwin's theory of evolution, but neither will they have special state protection if they do

Well at least they got that right.


but then,

Grow houses: Penalties are stiffened for cultivating, packaging and distributing marijuana in homes.

Oh! So close, Florida. It looked like you were on your way to common sense.

Someone shop a sheep into this.

You see the problem with bestiality in Florida is that there is no cliff to put the sheep up against.

/You know what I'm talking bout.

Beastiality is legal in florida? Time for the GGW folks to bring us "Girls Gone Wild: Dormroom Donkey Shows"!

/watches for 'inter-species erotica' corrections

Game on!

But at least it's now illegal to pop a wheelie on your motorcycle. I'm glad the Legislature spent time on this one, we have now averted the Apocalypse.

She may be saying Baaah, but ther's baaah in your eyes.

FTA:

Wrongful incarceration: People who go to jail for crimes they didn't commit will be paid $50,000 for every year of wrongful imprisonment under a measure pushed by Sen. Arthenia Joyner, D-Tampa. But anyone with a prior felony wouldn't qualify. Some lawmakers said that was unfair, but the Republican majority felt it was needed to prevent automatic compensation to career criminals.

Good. This will prevent career criminals from allowing themselves to be sentenced for crimes they didn't commit, only to later prove their innocence and demand compensation. God knows how long that scam has been running.

Bestiality: Yes.
Wheelies: No.
Evolution: Maybe.
Making a mom look at her fetus before she aborts it: No (for now).
Getting fired for keeping your gun in your car: No.
Growing pot at home: No.
Darkies in the state anthem: No.

So, Florida is actually pretty much like any other state. Except for screwing sheep.

RadicalMiddle: She may be saying Baaah, but ther's baaah in your eyes.

Hubba hubba.

Florida

Where men are men and sheep are afraid.

khyberkitsune: I expect an exodus of furries to Florida any time, now.

See, this is why I come into these threads. Now I have to explain it AGAIN.

"Furries" are a subset of people who have an affection for anthropomorphic artwork. A "fur" is more human (see, Disney's Robin Hood, or the games Star Fox), a "were" is more animal (your classic werewolves).
Now here's where you've messed up. "Furries" have NO SEXUAL INTEREST in animals. None. We may draw them occasionally, but there is no attraction. What you're thinking of is "zoos" (short for zoophile), which is a completely different thing.
Now, there are furries who are zoos, and there are zoos who are furries, but they are not the same thing. Not hardly.

/furry
//not a zoo
///or a plush
/I'm going to have to make a picture about furries unimpressed by shenanigans

Ringshadow: khyberkitsune: I expect an exodus of furries to Florida any time, now.

See, this is why I come into these threads. Now I have to explain it AGAIN.

"Furries" are a subset of people who have an affection for anthropomorphic artwork. A "fur" is more human (see, Disney's Robin Hood, or the games Star Fox), a "were" is more animal (your classic werewolves).
Now here's where you've messed up. "Furries" have NO SEXUAL INTEREST in animals. None. We may draw them occasionally, but there is no attraction. What you're thinking of is "zoos" (short for zoophile), which is a completely different thing.
Now, there are furries who are zoos, and there are zoos who are furries, but they are not the same thing. Not hardly.

/furry
//not a zoo
///or a plush
/I'm going to have to make a picture about furries unimpressed by shenanigans


Holy crap, and you're cute too.

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Baaaaah!"

quite cute

Chester J. Lampwick: FTA: People who go to jail for crimes they didn't commit will be paid $50,000 for every year of wrongful imprisonment under a measure pushed by Sen. Arthenia Joyner, D-Tampa. But anyone with a prior felony wouldn't qualify. Some lawmakers said that was unfair, but the Republican majority felt it was needed to prevent automatic compensation to career criminals.

Good. This will prevent career criminals from allowing themselves to be sentenced for crimes they didn't commit, only to later prove their innocence and demand compensation. God knows how long that scam has been running.

Yeah, i read that too and was about to wonder aloud what was 'automatic' about the compensation to prior felons who were found to NOT commit the crimes they are currently incarcerated for.
But you said it better, so i won't say any of that.

/errr... um, THIS

Unknown_Poltroon: Holy crap, and you're cute too.

Aw, shucks. Thank you.

There are those who say bestiality should be illegal because "the animal can't consent" and I might see how that may be applicable with regards to a man screwing an animal (yuck) but what about women getting farked by dogs?

This isn't just some third world crack whore degrading herself for cash type scenario either, this is, while not "mainstream" a lot more common than you may know.

The web is chock full of contemporary, American made, amateur porn featuring women of all ages - teens to mid 50's milfs, etc - in well-appointed suburban houses farking their dogs and loving every minute of it.

Some women are just into it.

Seems like the dogs are too.

Why make this illegal?

Hurts no one.

Oh_Enough_Already: There are those who say bestiality should be illegal because "the animal can't consent" and I might see how that may be applicable with regards to a man screwing an animal (yuck) but what about women getting farked by dogs?

This isn't just some third world crack whore degrading herself for cash type scenario either, this is, while not "mainstream" a lot more common than you may know.

The web is chock full of contemporary, American made, amateur porn featuring women of all ages - teens to mid 50's milfs, etc - in well-appointed suburban houses farking their dogs and loving every minute of it.

Some women are just into it.

Seems like the dogs are too.

Why make this illegal?

Hurts no one.

But a man marrying a man, sommebiatch, we won't have none of that 'round here! Go back to France, ya queers!

I'm in love with a sheep. (new window)

Ringshadow: See, this is why I come into these threads. Now I have to explain it AGAIN.

You came into a bestiality thread because you need to tell a bunch of people, who rarely give a shiat about anything, about furries?

Well thank god you're here. I was praying that no furries would be harmed in the raping of animals. Really.