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(TBO) Florida "Baaaaaah" means "Yes". Bestiality still legal in Florida as legislative session closes   (www2.tbo.com) divider line 165
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ZAZ [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 03:47:08 PM  
Baaaaaah means Yes

It's even better than that. See the Lesbian Sheep Paradox.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 04:39:03 PM  

 
Because People in power are Stupid 2008-05-04 05:40:12 PM  
How else are Florida Republicans going to get laid?

 
maniacnf 2008-05-04 05:42:33 PM  
If you need me I'll be in my Lab

/she's a blonde

 
Arnold T Pants 2008-05-04 05:42:36 PM  
How will the state survive without bestiality laws? It's the end of the world!

/who cares

 
eff ewe 2008-05-04 05:44:18 PM  
Because People in power are Stupid: How else are Florida Republicans going to get laid?

Winnar.

 
Siamese Bream [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 05:44:22 PM  
whiskeyfire.typepad.com

Stout fellow.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 05:45:28 PM  
Arnold T Pants: How will the state survive without bestiality laws? It's the end of the world!

/who cares


Ewe obviously don't understand the imact of this situation.

 
ultraholland 2008-05-04 05:45:38 PM  
I really want to ram ewe in the ass.

 
Jeff Paine 2008-05-04 05:46:35 PM  
Because People in power are Stupid: How else are Florida Republicans going to get laid?

By soliciting sex in the mens' room.

 
dwade 2008-05-04 05:49:20 PM  
But only if the animal is over 18 years old right?

/Dude shes 4 but 28 in dog years.

 
TheWizard 2008-05-04 05:52:17 PM  
Because if there isn't a law against it, then EVERYONE will do it.

 
RoxtarRyan [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 05:52:40 PM  
WTF?!?!?!?11ELEVENTY?!?

Florida, get your farking ass in gear! And these farkers don't believe in evolution? I wonder why! Are there THAT many people who can't give up farking their cows?


I need to calm the fark down, get a drink, and let this stew for a bit.

/sommbiatch backwardassed floridians

 
SJH9 2008-05-04 05:56:57 PM  
FTA: Vehicle, um, decorations: Carry on with the popular pickup accoutrement: so-called Truck Nutz.

Oh, dear. "Truck Nutz"?

Only in Florida.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 06:01:08 PM  
SJH9: FTA: Vehicle, um, decorations: Carry on with the popular pickup accoutrement: so-called Truck Nutz.

Oh, dear. "Truck Nutz"?

Only in Florida.


Um, nope.

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 06:04:37 PM  
OK, is it another one of those States where it's illegal to fark a willing man in the arse but you can have all the goats you want, or is it just the southern states?

 
nstutsman [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 06:06:04 PM  
www.tshirthell.com

hot linked cause its sunday

 
RoxtarRyan [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 06:10:03 PM  
HappyHarryHardOn: OK, is it another one of those States where it's illegal to fark a willing man in the arse but you can have all the goats you want, or is it just the southern red states?

FTFY

/i think...

 
khyberkitsune 2008-05-04 06:10:55 PM  
I expect an exodus of furries to Florida any time, now.

 
whyerhead [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 06:11:22 PM  
Subby: Bestiality still legal in Florida as legislative session closes

Interspecies Erotica, farko.

 
billybobtoo 2008-05-04 06:12:48 PM  
that was no spider monkey, that was my wife!

 
ultraholland 2008-05-04 06:13:18 PM  
TFA: State lawmakers ended this year's emotional, grueling 60-day

God, I feel for them. Working 60 grueling days out of the year...

Evolution: Science educators won't have to present a "critical" analysis of Darwin's theory of evolution, but neither will they have special state protection if they do

Well at least they got that right.


but then,

Grow houses: Penalties are stiffened for cultivating, packaging and distributing marijuana in homes.


Oh! So close, Florida. It looked like you were on your way to common sense.

 
walnuts55 [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 06:15:27 PM  
I don't care if someone farks their dog, goat, horse, ect.

/ But marriage should ONLY be between the same species.

 
embarissed 2008-05-04 06:15:29 PM  
To this day I wonder why the hell I moved down here... Oh yeah, truck nutz.

 
DistendedPendulusFrenulum 2008-05-04 06:15:53 PM  
You know, I don't really give a damn.

.

 
walnuts55 [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 06:16:47 PM  
DistendedPendulusFrenulum: You know, I don't really give a damn Ram.

.

Fixed it for you.

 
moops 2008-05-04 06:17:54 PM  
img220.imageshack.us

 
PH Neutral 2008-05-04 06:21:16 PM  
Did you hear the one about the dominatrix who was into necrophilia and bestiality?

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 06:23:31 PM  
ultraholland: TFA: State lawmakers ended this year's emotional, grueling 60-day

God, I feel for them. Working 60 grueling days out of the year...

Evolution: Science educators won't have to present a "critical" analysis of Darwin's theory of evolution, but neither will they have special state protection if they do

Well at least they got that right.


but then,

Grow houses: Penalties are stiffened for cultivating, packaging and distributing marijuana in homes.

Oh! So close, Florida. It looked like you were on your way to common sense.


computerssuck.chisroar.com

 
Elpants 2008-05-04 06:23:59 PM  
fc03.deviantart.com


Someone shop a sheep into this.

 
The_OcO 2008-05-04 06:25:13 PM  
You see the problem with bestiality in Florida is that there is no cliff to put the sheep up against.

/You know what I'm talking bout.

 
Premeditated_Road_Rage 2008-05-04 06:26:14 PM  
Beastiality is legal in florida? Time for the GGW folks to bring us "Girls Gone Wild: Dormroom Donkey Shows"!

/watches for 'inter-species erotica' corrections

 
DrumCorpsAlum 2008-05-04 06:32:42 PM  
Game on!

 
Lokeyslave 2008-05-04 06:32:50 PM  
But at least it's now illegal to pop a wheelie on your motorcycle. I'm glad the Legislature spent time on this one, we have now averted the Apocalypse.

 
RadicalMiddle [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-04 06:36:37 PM  
She may be saying Baaah, but ther's baaah in your eyes.

www.chebucto.ns.ca

 
Chester J. Lampwick 2008-05-04 06:41:49 PM  
FTA:

Wrongful incarceration: People who go to jail for crimes they didn't commit will be paid $50,000 for every year of wrongful imprisonment under a measure pushed by Sen. Arthenia Joyner, D-Tampa. But anyone with a prior felony wouldn't qualify. Some lawmakers said that was unfair, but the Republican majority felt it was needed to prevent automatic compensation to career criminals.

Good. This will prevent career criminals from allowing themselves to be sentenced for crimes they didn't commit, only to later prove their innocence and demand compensation. God knows how long that scam has been running.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 06:46:04 PM  
Bestiality: Yes.
Wheelies: No.
Evolution: Maybe.
Making a mom look at her fetus before she aborts it: No (for now).
Getting fired for keeping your gun in your car: No.
Growing pot at home: No.
Darkies in the state anthem: No.

So, Florida is actually pretty much like any other state. Except for screwing sheep.

 
The Mad Highlander 2008-05-04 06:46:26 PM  
RadicalMiddle: She may be saying Baaah, but ther's baaah in your eyes.

Hubba hubba.

 
KwameKilstrawberry 2008-05-04 06:47:02 PM  
Florida

Where men are men and sheep are afraid.

 
Ringshadow 2008-05-04 06:48:30 PM  
khyberkitsune: I expect an exodus of furries to Florida any time, now.

See, this is why I come into these threads. Now I have to explain it AGAIN.

"Furries" are a subset of people who have an affection for anthropomorphic artwork. A "fur" is more human (see, Disney's Robin Hood, or the games Star Fox), a "were" is more animal (your classic werewolves).
Now here's where you've messed up. "Furries" have NO SEXUAL INTEREST in animals. None. We may draw them occasionally, but there is no attraction. What you're thinking of is "zoos" (short for zoophile), which is a completely different thing.
Now, there are furries who are zoos, and there are zoos who are furries, but they are not the same thing. Not hardly.

/furry
//not a zoo
///or a plush
/I'm going to have to make a picture about furries unimpressed by shenanigans

 
Unknown_Poltroon [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-04 06:51:18 PM  
Ringshadow: khyberkitsune: I expect an exodus of furries to Florida any time, now.

See, this is why I come into these threads. Now I have to explain it AGAIN.

"Furries" are a subset of people who have an affection for anthropomorphic artwork. A "fur" is more human (see, Disney's Robin Hood, or the games Star Fox), a "were" is more animal (your classic werewolves).
Now here's where you've messed up. "Furries" have NO SEXUAL INTEREST in animals. None. We may draw them occasionally, but there is no attraction. What you're thinking of is "zoos" (short for zoophile), which is a completely different thing.
Now, there are furries who are zoos, and there are zoos who are furries, but they are not the same thing. Not hardly.

/furry
//not a zoo
///or a plush
/I'm going to have to make a picture about furries unimpressed by shenanigans



Holy crap, and you're cute too.

 
Buttle not Tuttle 2008-05-04 06:53:19 PM  
img.photobucket.com

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Baaaaah!"

 
gbrudy16 2008-05-04 06:54:04 PM  
quite cute

 
mephisto6 2008-05-04 06:54:37 PM  
Chester J. Lampwick: FTA: People who go to jail for crimes they didn't commit will be paid $50,000 for every year of wrongful imprisonment under a measure pushed by Sen. Arthenia Joyner, D-Tampa. But anyone with a prior felony wouldn't qualify. Some lawmakers said that was unfair, but the Republican majority felt it was needed to prevent automatic compensation to career criminals.

Good. This will prevent career criminals from allowing themselves to be sentenced for crimes they didn't commit, only to later prove their innocence and demand compensation. God knows how long that scam has been running.


Yeah, i read that too and was about to wonder aloud what was 'automatic' about the compensation to prior felons who were found to NOT commit the crimes they are currently incarcerated for.
But you said it better, so i won't say any of that.

/errr... um, THIS

 
Ringshadow 2008-05-04 06:56:03 PM  
Unknown_Poltroon: Holy crap, and you're cute too.

Aw, shucks. Thank you.

 
Oh_Enough_Already 2008-05-04 06:56:03 PM  
There are those who say bestiality should be illegal because "the animal can't consent" and I might see how that may be applicable with regards to a man screwing an animal (yuck) but what about women getting farked by dogs?

This isn't just some third world crack whore degrading herself for cash type scenario either, this is, while not "mainstream" a lot more common than you may know.

The web is chock full of contemporary, American made, amateur porn featuring women of all ages - teens to mid 50's milfs, etc - in well-appointed suburban houses farking their dogs and loving every minute of it.

Some women are just into it.

Seems like the dogs are too.

Why make this illegal?

Hurts no one.

 
Campaigner444 2008-05-04 06:56:08 PM  
www.mentalfloss.com

 
RoxtarRyan [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 07:00:03 PM  
Oh_Enough_Already: There are those who say bestiality should be illegal because "the animal can't consent" and I might see how that may be applicable with regards to a man screwing an animal (yuck) but what about women getting farked by dogs?

This isn't just some third world crack whore degrading herself for cash type scenario either, this is, while not "mainstream" a lot more common than you may know.

The web is chock full of contemporary, American made, amateur porn featuring women of all ages - teens to mid 50's milfs, etc - in well-appointed suburban houses farking their dogs and loving every minute of it.

Some women are just into it.

Seems like the dogs are too.

Why make this illegal?

Hurts no one.


But a man marrying a man, sommebiatch, we won't have none of that 'round here! Go back to France, ya queers!

 
Chimpy McFlightsuit 2008-05-04 07:01:20 PM  

 
KidneyStone 2008-05-04 07:02:03 PM  
Ringshadow: See, this is why I come into these threads. Now I have to explain it AGAIN.

You came into a bestiality thread because you need to tell a bunch of people, who rarely give a shiat about anything, about furries?

Well thank god you're here. I was praying that no furries would be harmed in the raping of animals. Really.

 
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