I could go for a Big Mac.

Yeah, I was wondering WTF a Big Mac (albeit a pretty one, one you'd never see even at a corporate-owned McDonald's) was doing for an article about BBQ... :/

/OMG GENERIC FOOD PIC, I guess

Meh, Cubby’s isn't really that good.

Fantastic story. And seriously, they couldn't have found a pic of the place, or the guy, or at least something BBQ?

There was a big New Yorker article about this guy sometime within the last year. Really interesting stuff.

FTA

...and I've been there and I know them. How can you turn your back on that?"


This man must be found and his common sense and human decency stamped out

kidding aside, that story was pretty cool

inv: There was a big New Yorker article about this guy sometime within the last year. Really interesting stuff.

It was really interesting.

new yorker link

There is a picture of him cradling a gun.

It's just sick the way North Koreans are dirt poor and are literally eating grass just not to feel hunger pangs while the bureacrat is eating

I'm just pleased and surprised to learn that there is one sensible and diplomatic person in all of New Jersey proper. I'd have lost money on that one.

Does the Logan Act apply to lunchs?

JerseyTim: Meh, Cubby's isn't really that good.

I've been there as well...nothing special...thank god I live in the nice part of jersey

/yeah theres a nice part
//its not all just the newark airport
///its south jersey

Kevin72: It's just sick the way North Koreans are dirt poor and are literally eating grass just not to feel hunger pangs while the bureacrat is eating

That's not beef, that's ground up grass fed north koreans. It's not hypocrisy, it's symmetry.

FTFA:"The fact is, it's no longer the hermit kingdom," he said.



/Disagrees completely.

Wow, NJ...

burgers...at a bbq joint....does not compute. Oh, well y'all damn yankess use bbq as a verb I guess. But it's not.

BBQ is pork. Smoked nice and tender. Served wet or dry. Too bad I just moved away from Memphis this week, the BBQ Festival is in about two weeks, and that thing is a freaking BLAST.

/BBQ Nachos are awesome too
//could really go for a Rendezvous sausage and cheese plate with cold pitcher of Michelob right now

Hmmmm.... New Jersey? What are this guy's mob connections, I wonder? They may have just identified one of the NK's connections for their counterfeiting operation.

(I've got one of their bogus 50's. Incredible job.)

CruJones:

BBQ Nachos are awesome too

Newsletter, please.

NK has more connections to the outside world (and yes, trade) than people in the US tend to realize.

xuanzhiyouxuan: CruJones:

BBQ Nachos are awesome too

Newsletter, please.


Chips, pulled pork or chicken (I prefer pork), cheese sauce, BBQ sauce and dry rub. It sounds odd, and looks suspect, but is farking delicious. They sell them everywhere in Memphis, but the best are from the Rendezvous, but sold at Redbirds baseball games. Goes great with a 32oz frosty beer.

New Jersey BBQ? Probably about as good as the Mexican food I had in Scotland.

Memphis dry rub and cold smoked pork ribs is where it's at.

teh guitarist
/yeah theres a nice part
//its not all just the newark airport
///its south jersey

HAHAHAHA you, my friend, are hilarious

/north jersey ftw
//should have gone just down the road to white manna instead
///perhaps rutt's hut

Kevin72: It's just sick the way North Koreans are dirt poor and are literally eating grass just not to feel hunger pangs while the bureacrat is eating

Yeah, but even the ambassador needed about a dozen teeth replaced before he could eat it.

/Talk about a shiatty country.

Mutual Assured Destruction:

/north jersey ftw
//should have gone just down the road to white manna instead
///perhaps rutt's hut

where in the north are you?

I'm down around Moorestown

/not the crappy one you guys have up there
//the real one, with all the churches and old people

Mutual Assured Destruction: teh guitarist
/yeah theres a nice part
//its not all just the newark airport
///its south jersey

HAHAHAHA you, my friend, are hilarious

/north jersey ftw
//should have gone just down the road to white manna instead
///perhaps rutt's hut

North Jersey is for people who can't afford to live in New York or too stupid to live in the South. South Jersey is WAY better for cost of living, lifestyle, shopping, or cool places to hang out. Nine times out of ten, people dissing on the south have never been, or are clinically retarded.

Robokev: New Jersey BBQ? Probably about as good as the Mexican food I had in Scotland.

Memphis dry rub and cold smoked pork ribs is where it's at.

You should try the ...well, actually, pretty much any and western food type here in Korea. Mexican, BBQ, Italian, American...all exceedingly popular here and all amazingly terrible. Even the chains suck. Outback of Korea; koreanized americanized not-really aussie food. Eating crappy steak there, $50. Completely surreal experience, priceless. Sorta.

Seriously though, mexican food here needs help.

They got the asian foods down, no suprise there, but eating that every day gets old, to say the least.

teh guitarist
Im up in south bergen county, around where Giant Stadium is.
We have meadows, and the giant Xanadu monstrosity. I think my favorite quote about it was "It looks like something my 4-year-old granddaughter might build with old Legos."

Good profile of this guy in The New Yorker.

L. Heimdall: Robokev: New Jersey BBQ? Probably about as good as the Mexican food I had in Scotland.

Came in here to say pretty much the same thing. I've had some good italian food in Jersey but that is about it. .

teh guitarist: I'm down around Moorestown

No shiat. I grew up in Delran, my mom still lives there. I'm still in the area, maybe I'll see you at a Fark party sometime.

/no good BBQ in Jersey
//but Gaetano's blows away any cheesesteak you've ever had

teh guitarist: I'm down around Moorestown

/not the crappy one you guys have up there
//the real one, with all the churches and old people

Oh, and you forgot to mention Stiffler's mom lives there too.

/MILF!

CaptFun: L. Heimdall: Robokev: New Jersey BBQ? Probably about as good as the Mexican food I had in Scotland.

Came in here to say pretty much the same thing. I've had some good italian food in Jersey but that is about it. .

My friend got a an order of tacos in what appeared to be an upscale tex-mex restaurant in Edinburgh. They came swimming in their own little half-inch of unseasoned hamburger grease, stale shells, unripe tomatoes, and buried under about a pound of shredded iceberg lettuce. The salsa was basically tomato sauce that had never been within a mile of onions or peppers.

And it was not cheap.

Even the cafeteria she-trolls in my junior high couldn't fark up tacos that bad.

Mutual Assured Destruction: //should have gone just down the road to white manna instead

Truer words have never been spoken. The White Manna is the single greatest eating establishment on Earth.

spyyder: North Jersey is for people who can't afford to live in New York or too stupid to live in the South. South Jersey is WAY better for cost of living, lifestyle, shopping, or cool places to hang out. Nine times out of ten, people dissing on the south have never been, or are clinically retarded.

Keep telling yourself that, Piney. Everything south of the Raritan River might as well be Pennsyltucky.

spyyder: Mutual Assured Destruction: teh guitarist
/yeah theres a nice part
//its not all just the newark airport
///its south jersey

HAHAHAHA you, my friend, are hilarious

/north jersey ftw
//should have gone just down the road to white manna instead
///perhaps rutt's hut

North Jersey is for people who can't afford to live in New York or too stupid to live in the South. South Jersey is WAY better for cost of living, lifestyle, shopping, or cool places to hang out. Nine times out of ten, people dissing on the south have never been, or are clinically retarded.

As a lifelong North Jersey resident, who has visited South Jersey many times and went to school down there, I say fark you. First off, you can't speak properly (it's HOME, not HEUME; PHONE, not PHEUNE; and WTF is "water ice"?) Secondly, I'll grant you that it's nice to look at... if you don't mind driving 45 minutes to the nearest gathering place. Finally, what the hell is in South Jersey? I'm being serious... I don't know what the hell you have down there, aside from the Shore. Please enlighten me.

I don't want to sound to simplistic but alot of the problems between Countrys could be worked out over some food and a good beer.

Take someone down to Fishhouse rd at night that will scare anyone.

spyyder: North Jersey is for people who can't afford to live in New York. . .

Alpine and all of Bergen County can't hear you from the top of the huge pile of money they're sitting on.

/The Trop is the only reason I go to the south, but you guys are still cool.

walnuts55: I don't want to sound to simplistic but alot of the problems between Countrys could be worked out over some food and a good beer.

This may explain our difficulties with religious governments that forbid pork and alcohol. How can we expect peace without barbecue and beer?

As a former North Jersey resident (grew up there); I came to say this:

Quick Chek > WaWa

/Flame on

tharealmegaman: Alpine and all of Bergen County can't hear you from the top of the huge pile of money they're sitting on.

Moorestown couldn't hear you sitting atop the best places to live in the US. (pops)

Now if we could just get the Iranians to start smokin that Cali weed, and the Russians to drink some of our bourbon, we could bridge all our gaps through non violent measures and get pretty wasted in the process.

"Now I'm a pretty smart guy," he continued, "and I didn't know what the f*** she was talking about. The bottom line is that this administration wants nothing to do with North Korea." That is perturbing to Egan, who stumbled into a unique relationship with Pyongyang through his efforts to find US soldiers missing since the Vietnam war.

he has it spot on. The only time Bush even first attempted engagement with NK was after NK got the plutonium nuke, and at which point was a PR emergency for him.

*searches for references to vinegar-based barbeque in thread*

Pagans . . . Eastern-style NC barbeque ftw!

Hear that, Hillary?!? Make your stand on BBQ if you want MY vote on Tuesday!

/NC
//NOT a Tar Heel
///Go Wolfpack!

I'm the most intelligent person to read that article and I couldn't make head or tails of it.

Jersey BBQ? Yeah, it's possible. (north jersey?????)

Chef Charles in Pleasantville(Cardiff) please. Old style wood cooked BBQ.

He will also do requests, I'm going to drop off a couple of ducks there sometime around Christmas.

I thought this guy was responsible




/At least that's what the brochure told me..

It is time for our BBQ brothers and sisters to come together. Whether eastern or western NC, Chicago, Memphis, or any of the other variants, BBQ is a gift from God, and we should all stand around the temple of the grill, with our cold beer, paper plates laden with our favorite "Q" and say Hallelujah! Mazel Tov! Cheers! Skol! Prost! Allah Akbar! Hell yeah!

/fark Cheese. BBQ. Is there anything it can't do?

The only people who bicker about north and south jersey are people from jersey. Everyone else does give a shiat about either.

There are at least 3 Memphis BBQ places run by Memphitian, and 2 places run by post-Katrina NewOrleans migrant restaurateurs.

But Cubby's aint' so hot, prefer White Manna myself.

For real deal southern slow smoked southern BBQ in NJ, go to Bourbon BBQ on Goffle road in Wyckoff. Owner/chef is from Louisville, KY, and the pulled pork is authentic like i've had in the south.

http://bourbonbbq.com/index.html (new window)

Declaration of BBQ


We do sell out of meat on busy days

This is not fast food; all meat is made to order

The shaker on the table is the 'Gun Powder' use it to season the meat

No Gas, no Electricity, just hard and fruit wood smoke

This BBQ is serious food to prepare, have fun while eating eat and do not worry about the etiquette or plates, just Enjoy!

Bobilbob: Everyone else does give a shiat about either.

We know you do, that's why we bicker about it.

/West Jersey rocks

Bobilbob: The only people who bicker about north and south jersey are people from jersey. Everyone else does give a shiat about either.

I'm trying that out ASAP. Thanks for the tip.

I had Smitty's Smokehouse in Lyndhurst today. Pretty decent.