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(Democratic Underground) Dumbass "Get a brain morans" guy has new competition   (democraticunderground.com) divider line 456
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MorrisBird [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 09:27:16 AM  
Won't somebody think of the poor ficals?

 
jonasborg [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 09:47:53 AM  
there is no 'i' in team

 
The Fourth Karamazov [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 10:09:25 AM  
She's offically a moran.

 
2wolves 2008-05-04 10:11:44 AM  
TEXANS!

 
DaCricket [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 10:28:49 AM  
heh

 
alywa [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 10:36:29 AM  
i35.photobucket.com

 
Skail [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 11:32:52 AM  
Heh. In many ways, I think this is worse. And funnier.

/What a fool. I hope I'm never an internet meme.

 
Bauer [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 11:36:09 AM  
just the other day i had a conversation with someone i care for...and the topic of the united states falling into a 'judeo-christian' fascist state like israel, were possible.

-shiat...were already there.

i'm going to start using the "radical" card when referring to radical zionist jews, from now on.

it works for the network news so well when they describe 'anyone' from iran or (insert non white country here).

i hate to stoop to a "fox news level"...but that's where we are at.

-tit for tat.

 
Bauer [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 11:42:12 AM  
damnit...i guess i just godwinned myself.

that's "we're already there"

not were already there.

somewhat illiterate on my part...but i'm no killer.

it starts like this.

-people actually getting angry over nothing.

'nothing'.

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 11:47:45 AM  
Who is she yelling at? Are there protestors on the other side of the street with signs advocating Urdu and Hungarian or something?

 
Doctor Funkenstein [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 12:00:48 PM  
JerseyTim: Who is she yelling at? Are there protestors on the other side of the street with signs advocating Urdu and Hungarian or something?

I was kind of wondering the same thing. Is she just yelling at random people passing by? Maybe there's an uppity oak tree just outside of camera range speaking Ent.

 
malcy 2008-05-04 12:14:10 PM  
www.bdsoab.net

 
Kendaric 2008-05-04 12:15:56 PM  
See now, this is worthy of the irony tag.

 
drkleindmd 2008-05-04 12:16:27 PM  
I failed to even notice the sign what with that sweet shirt she is wearing. I swear all the colors about gave me a seizure

 
Tofino 2008-05-04 12:16:45 PM  
While fun, this comes nowhere NEAR to the awesomeness of the Morans picture.

Maybe if it has said

Make "ENGLISH" Americas' offical, LANGUIG

 
Lokeyslave 2008-05-04 12:18:03 PM  
You'd think Texans would be doing their best to lie low, these days... considering one of their own has become the "Moran Grande"...

 
Hoopy Frood 2008-05-04 12:18:20 PM  
Tofino: While fun, this comes nowhere NEAR to the awesomeness of the Morans picture.

Maybe if it has said

Make "ENGLISH" Americas' offical, LANGUIG


I agree. The "Get a brain, morans" guy is funny because of the word he misspelled, not the fact that he misspelled one.

 
Thorak [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 12:18:53 PM  
JerseyTim: Who is she yelling at? Are there protestors on the other side of the street with signs advocating Urdu and Hungarian or something?

She's racist, and doesn't realize that making English the "official" language will have absolutely no effect on whether people speak Spanish or not.

All an official language does is mandate what language(s) the government is required to communicate in. It may also extend to signage in stores. But only to the degree that you must have English, not that you can't also have Spanish or Urdu or what have you alongside it.

It's disturbingly hilarious, since they don't even know what they're campaigning for, and they're basically just ranting because they're racist xenophobic bastards.

 
T-Luv 2008-05-04 12:18:55 PM  
www.thesimpsonsquotes.com

me fail english?

 
justinthebull 2008-05-04 12:20:06 PM  
Pretty bad, but not nearly as bad as Mr. Morans. That pic is eternal win. This is good for a few guffaws at best.

 
Stupid Floppy Clownshoes 2008-05-04 12:20:22 PM  
Texas is the reason that the president's dead.

 
Perducci 2008-05-04 12:20:39 PM  
In a way, this illustrates her point.

If there was more focus on teaching English, fewer non-English speakers around, less catering to other languages, and so on maybe she would have received a better education.

But, of course, she's probably just a bigoted idiot who wouldn't be helped by any amount of education.

 
mochunk 2008-05-04 12:20:40 PM  
That's it. I'm moving to Zimbabwe.

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 12:21:03 PM  
I really dig her shirt. That's it, then--anyone who waves around the red, white, and blue is the bestest American. We always suspected it, but here is living proof.

/That some Americans are stupid.

 
NYZooMan 2008-05-04 12:21:06 PM  
A quick Google shows he's far from alone.

 
spelunking_defenestrator 2008-05-04 12:21:23 PM  
Glancing over the picture, I momentarily thought that sign in back of her (it's a she, right?) (kind of a whutzit...)

...but yeah, I thought that other sign said "Texas is a UFO Colony". Which would have been a pretty good sign.

 
GungFu 2008-05-04 12:21:26 PM  
Dumbass Americans.

Start learning Spanish.

 
BlorfMaster 2008-05-04 12:21:39 PM  
I dunno. that looks shopped.

The fact the that words are sort of squeezed in there. That and having seen a lot of shops in my day.

 
Super Chronic 2008-05-04 12:21:49 PM  
Hoopy Frood: Tofino: While fun, this comes nowhere NEAR to the awesomeness of the Morans picture.

Maybe if it has said

Make "ENGLISH" Americas' offical, LANGUIG

I agree. The "Get a brain, morans" guy is funny because of the word he misspelled, not the fact that he misspelled one.


Yeah, plus the stache, the bandana and the T-shirt that identifies him as a Flyover State resident. It all adds up to a great picture. "Offical" lady has some hideous white-trash clothes herself, but it just isn't as good a picture.

 
hej 2008-05-04 12:21:54 PM  
Thorak: JerseyTim: Who is she yelling at? Are there protestors on the other side of the street with signs advocating Urdu and Hungarian or something?

She's racist, and doesn't realize that making English the "official" language will have absolutely no effect on whether people speak Spanish or not.

All an official language does is mandate what language(s) the government is required to communicate in. It may also extend to signage in stores. But only to the degree that you must have English, not that you can't also have Spanish or Urdu or what have you alongside it.

It's disturbingly hilarious, since they don't even know what they're campaigning for, and they're basically just ranting because they're racist xenophobic bastards.


I would take making english the "official" language to mean that the gubment wouldn't be required to also communicate in unofficial languages.

 
GhostWing 2008-05-04 12:22:02 PM  
Oh, come on now.

In her trailer-park, she's no doubt hailed as a genius.

 
Girl_Friday_19 2008-05-04 12:22:17 PM  
Wow Urdu mentioned twice (now 3 times) in one thread... I would think that other than Spanish it would be Russian, Korean, Vietnamese or Chinese that people were complaining about.... I don't hear alot of Urdu randomly on the streets.

/Maybe I'm hanging out in the wrong neighborhoods.

 
Needlessly Complicated 2008-05-04 12:22:24 PM  
"offical"?

That's some crappy spelling.

 
pauly99 2008-05-04 12:22:48 PM  
that is completely and officially awesome . . .

 
tinheart 2008-05-04 12:22:54 PM  
img522.imageshack.us

 
The Noble Rot 2008-05-04 12:23:21 PM  
Doctor Funkenstein: JerseyTim: Who is she yelling at? Are there protestors on the other side of the street with signs advocating Urdu and Hungarian or something?

I was kind of wondering the same thing. Is she just yelling at random people passing by? Maybe there's an uppity oak tree just outside of camera range speaking Ent.


i256.photobucket.com

 
spelunking_defenestrator 2008-05-04 12:25:10 PM  
Texas is the reason that the president's dead.

You gotta suck, suck Jackie, suck.
President's bullet-ridden body in the street, ride Johnny ride...

 
mjoven1975 [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 12:26:25 PM  
i44.photobucket.com

 
Godscrack [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 12:28:11 PM  
BlorfMaster: I dunno. that looks shopped.
The fact the that words are sort of squeezed in there. That and having seen a lot of shops in my day.


Actually, the opposite. Any self respecting Photoshopper would not scrunch up 'offical' so close to the 'America's' word. They would have centered it better, and made it match the other letters.

And if you zoom way into the picture, you will see the pixels in the text are consistent with the rest of the picture.

 
Thorak [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 12:28:53 PM  
hej: I would take making english the "official" language to mean that the gubment wouldn't be required to also communicate in unofficial languages.

I'm a Canuck. We've got two. Most documents are available in a variety of other languages as well. Your government isn't "required" to communicate in any specific language, right now. It's choosing to communicate in other languages purely because it makes for less issues. That won't change with an official language law.

The US government could refuse to do anything in Spanish, right now. They don't, because it would alienate a significant portion of its citizens. That alienation wouldn't change with an official language, nor would said law in any way force Spanish-speakers to learn English.

 
Goddess of Atheism 2008-05-04 12:29:59 PM  
I often wonder how Morans Guy feels about being an Internet meme: embarrassed, proud, or oblivious because he doesn't spend enough time online?

 
nmrsnr 2008-05-04 12:30:04 PM  
I can understand that people might have the opinion that this country should have an official language, and that it is reasonable for that language to be English. What I do not understand is how people become angry about this subject, it seems so monumentally unimportant that I just can't see how someone can be moved to angry protest. If you want to be mindlessly bigoted just pick immigration, that way you can at least say "they are taking my job" which is at least serious enough to have strong feelings about.

 
Virulency 2008-05-04 12:30:19 PM  
like how she underlines the word too...

 
GungFu 2008-05-04 12:30:54 PM  
i154.photobucket.com

 
Raskolnikov's Angst 2008-05-04 12:32:36 PM  
Girl_Friday_19: Wow Urdu mentioned twice (now 3 times) in one thread... I would think that other than Spanish it would be Russian, Korean, Vietnamese or Chinese that people were complaining about.... I don't hear alot of Urdu randomly on the streets.

/Maybe I'm hanging out in the wrong neighborhoods.


Especially hilarious when you consider "Urdu" isn't really a language - more like an attempt to or Islamize Hindi, and forcefully inject Islamic and Arab culture on India as though it has always been there naturally.

/The more you know

 
vodka 2008-05-04 12:32:53 PM  
Meh, not nearly as funny as the morans guy. This is more like typo than a real error.

 
dolphkhan [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 12:34:06 PM  
I thought this was going to be an apostrophe thread.. and I was all set to start getting snarky. Then I saw the misspelling. It took me a while. Apologies.

 
Ivor the Friendly Viking 2008-05-04 12:34:22 PM  
jonasborg: there is no 'i' in team

Yeah, but there is a "me."

 
All Apologies 2008-05-04 12:34:40 PM  
Unfortunately, due to the Cardinals shirt he is wearing, and the shirt the little kid is wearing, as well as what I can see in the background, I think that the 'Get a Brain! Morans' guy is from Arizona, probably Phoenix. Shame.

 
Ghastly [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 12:34:42 PM  
It's nice to see Pat has lost some weight.

 
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