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(Independent) Sad British royals have been so ugly, for so long, that by British media standards, Princess Beatrice is considered hot (w/pic)   (independent.co.uk) divider line 369
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HenryFnord [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 09:28:22 AM  
I think she's cute.

 
meekychuppet 2008-05-04 09:33:00 AM  
From the nation that gave us Chelsea Clinton.

 
Errk [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 09:47:16 AM  
She looks good like this.....

lonewacko.com

 
2wolves 2008-05-04 10:14:51 AM  
Prom night frenzy is not out of the question.

 
Skail [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 10:39:23 AM  
The body's alright... curvy, but not in a bad way. The face needs to be removed and replaced with something that doesn't resemble a warped termite head.

 
dramatools [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 11:52:36 AM  
Fortunately, the commoners are still faptastic:

i27.tinypic.com
Billie

i25.tinypic.com
Keeley

i31.tinypic.com
Rachel

 
Skail [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 12:03:17 PM  
dramatools: Fortunately, the commoners are still faptastic:

Bless you, sir. Bless your heart.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 12:03:59 PM  
She could be worse. She could look like a Hapsburg.

 
ndotseth 2008-05-04 12:07:59 PM  
I'd hit it!

 
Fluff Girl [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 12:14:37 PM  
HenryFnord: I think she's cute.

Me too. Don't know about hot, but anyone here woo says they would not hit is is either gay, or possibly not straight, IMO.

/NTTAWWT

 
Ghastly [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 12:38:41 PM  
I'd hit it.

Got a bit of the "crazy eyes" going so I wouldn't give her my phone number.

 
dbirchall [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 01:09:17 PM  
Fluff Girl: Don't know about hot, but anyone here woo says they would not hit is is either gay, or possibly not straight, or has options that aren't British royals.

I mean, really. Show some selectiveness!

 
lexnaturalis 2008-05-04 01:10:09 PM  
She's not so much "hot" as "not ugly." There's a lot of room between those two points.

 
Fluff Girl [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 01:13:02 PM  
dbirchall: I mean, really. Show some selectiveness!

Fair enough. And I had a nice typo in there too. Meh.

 
gterz66 2008-05-04 01:37:34 PM  
Fluff!

Nice to see you in the threads!

 
CravenMorehead 2008-05-04 01:42:43 PM  
I would call her "not unattractive". Nothing beer goggles couldn't turn into "hot" though.

 
Fluff Girl [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 01:42:48 PM  
gterz66: Fluff!

Nice to see you in the threads!


You too sweety!
/AIP

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 02:00:56 PM  
Sweden's Royal Family wins:

Princess Madeline:

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Crown Princess Victoria:

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Gwendolyn [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 02:55:46 PM  
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Ohh yeah total dog.

 
funsized 2008-05-04 03:19:43 PM  
I wouldn't say she's hot, but she's by no means unattractive--I think a decent amount of it is that that's a bad dress on her, and her eyes are doing some total craziness in that pic.

famous-relationships.topsynergy.com

Many people look better with airbrushing and makeup--and in a posed photo, because the angle, etc., is so controlled.

I definitely think she's beautiful. Even the most attractive people have atrocious photos taken of them.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 03:26:41 PM  
Skail: The body's alright... curvy, but not in a bad way. The face needs to be removed and replaced with something that doesn't resemble a warped termite head.

When has curvy ever been implied in a bad way?

/She's busty...in a good way!
//Asstastic...but not in the negative sense
/NTTAWWT

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 03:26:42 PM  
img.thesun.co.uk

 
Great Janitor 2008-05-04 03:27:44 PM  
Those eyes, she looks like she's the daughter of two anime characters.

 
vodka 2008-05-04 03:28:46 PM  
That's not really the best picture. She looks OK is other pictures I have seen. A little heavy for my personal tastes but could be passable with a good personality.

 
IrishDrunk [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 03:29:19 PM  
Prince Harry is really hot, not just "hot for a really rich guy"

 
tomakaze 2008-05-04 03:29:23 PM  
/would hit it.

In fact I'd pretty much hit all "royals", European, Asian, whatever... with a crowbar repeatedly until they stopped moving.

//the world would be a better place without these parasites.

 
Tardhat 2008-05-04 03:29:57 PM  
It just goes to show that horse faces are indeed genetic.

 
dericwater 2008-05-04 03:30:26 PM  
Walker


Wow, those thunder thighs could start a tsunami.


 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 03:30:38 PM  
DamnYankees: Sweden's Royal Family wins:

Princess Madeline:
Crown Princess Victoria:


I concur, Sweden rules!

 
horonto [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 03:31:20 PM  
img.dailymail.co.uk

 
eliz1bef 2008-05-04 03:32:05 PM  
To be honest, I think she looks a bit like Frankenfurter from Rocky Horror. Not that my opinion matters much.

To be fair, Chelsea seems to have inherited the worst traits of both parents, and that seems to be at work with Princess Beatrice. Oh, and Rumer Willis.

 
3ntropy 2008-05-04 03:32:21 PM  
definitely would not hit. sharp knees are waaay below my standards. subby nailed it with sad tag

/walker sealed the deal.

 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 03:32:42 PM  
Maybe just firm up the thighs a good bit.

/she's fine
//and probably relieved she has my approval

 
YixilTesiphon 2008-05-04 03:32:47 PM  
DamnYankees: Sweden's Royal Family wins:

Princess Madeline:
Crown Princess Victoria:


Whoa, yes they do.

 
woodstock [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 03:33:15 PM  
Queen Elizabeth in her younger years was quite pretty.

 
Weisenheimer 2008-05-04 03:33:42 PM  
She's Missouri-pretty.

 
Ikahoshi 2008-05-04 03:33:47 PM  
DamnYankees: Sweden's Royal Family wins:

Princess Madeline:


img238.imageshack.us


Ahh yes, that's her "give the commoners a look at her flapadoodles" pose.

Certainly more visually appealing than Queen Elizabeth II's royal wave.

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 03:33:55 PM  
meekychuppet: From the nation that gave us Chelsea Clinton.

Oh yeah? We vote our ugly in here, so that means we can vote them out too. You Brits are stuck with your ugly rulers.

 
Ken VeryBigLiar 2008-05-04 03:34:15 PM  
I'd ennoble it...

 
tripperday 2008-05-04 03:35:44 PM  
dericwater: Walker

Wow, those thunder thighs could start a tsunami.


I like something to grab hold of.

My tide is rising.

 
orthofrancis 2008-05-04 03:35:46 PM  
Ugh -waay too fat for me to even consider. And this is when she's young, so she'll only get larger.

 
Apples01 2008-05-04 03:36:27 PM  
www.thepuppetstudio.com

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 03:38:47 PM  
horonto: img.dailymail.co.uk

Abort the sideshow! Abort the slideshow!!

 
Shrinkwrap 2008-05-04 03:38:54 PM  
tripperday: dericwater: Walker

Wow, those thunder thighs could start a tsunami.

I like something to grab hold of.

My tide is rising.


She's crush your pelvis.

/snoo snoo!

 
dbaggins 2008-05-04 03:39:17 PM  
I've slept with chunky gals like that before. I've regretted it.

 
Lamune_Baba 2008-05-04 03:39:21 PM  
Skail: The face needs to be removed and replaced with something that doesn't resemble a warped termite head.

Great Janitor: Those eyes, she looks like she's the daughter of two anime characters.

I find her quite attractive, but the face does seem odd in a number of the candid shots. The eyes and the smile... they remind me of Rape Lincoln, actually.


i24.photobucket.com

 
Shrinkwrap 2008-05-04 03:39:36 PM  
She'd, even.

 
slashObscure 2008-05-04 03:39:54 PM  
I dunno... I think she's cute. Pretty even.

 
arreed 2008-05-04 03:40:34 PM  
Good thing those trees were in the way, or she'd have crushed their tent for sure.

 
DarKrow 2008-05-04 03:41:30 PM  
I don't know. I wouldn't feel ashamed if I came from the barpub with her on my arm, or woke up next to her, but I wouldn't go out of my way for it.

 
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