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(Daily Mail) Amusing Spanish town surprised, SURPRISED, when British students take heavy advantage of 'all-you-can-drink' deals. "These students do not behave like civilised human beings," said the mayor. With pic of boobies-pinching clown   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 128
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xtex 2008-05-04 05:00:42 AM  
That looks like a Cirque du Soilel show gone wrong.. very wrong.

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 05:06:12 AM  
Bullshiat. You want their money, biatch, you just hate the ancillary costs.

Suck it up. Dear, God! We have to clean up after these people? Who'd have thought?

 
NeauxFear [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 05:26:32 AM  
NewportBarGuy: Suck it up. Dear, God! We have to clean up after these people? Who'd have thought?

Don't they have convicts to do that kind of...oh, wait. Never mind.

 
meekychuppet 2008-05-04 05:44:51 AM  
When abroad I do not tell people I am from the UK.

 
NeauxFear [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 05:46:52 AM  
meekychuppet: When abroad I do not tell people I am from the UK.

Me neither, but only because I'm American, and I am too busy denying my own nationality, tyvm. :)

 
Adelbert 2008-05-04 06:47:49 AM  
meekychuppet: When abroad I do not tell people I am from the UK.

People are usually able to figure out my British nationality from my top hat, monocle and overly-polite demeanour.

 
FlyPanAm [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 07:39:11 AM  
"I just went for the crack," he said.

I'm guessing that means something else in "english." Or not, whatever.

 
Rethorn 2008-05-04 07:39:49 AM  
Adelbert: meekychuppet: When abroad I do not tell people I am from the UK.

People are usually able to figure out my British nationality from my top hat, monocle and overly-polite demeanour.


Don't lie. Its because you smell like Fish 'n Chips, and have bad teeth.

 
coco ebert [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 07:42:16 AM  
NewportBarGuy: Bullshiat. You want their money, biatch, you just hate the ancillary costs.

Suck it up. Dear, God! We have to clean up after these people? Who'd have thought?


This
. It's the same problem in Turkey. The locals moan and groan about working-class British and German tourists but those are exactly the type of tourists that are targeted. If it's cheaper to fly to Antalya from England than from Istanbul then there's a serious problem.

 
pjc51 2008-05-04 07:45:51 AM  
FlyPanAm: "I just went for the crack," he said.

I'm guessing that means something else in "english." Or not, whatever.


No - I'm British and I'd interpret that as cocaine too - I'm guessing something changed in the 6 years since I left university.

 
Gobobo 2008-05-04 07:46:05 AM  
When I was at school we went to France for a trip and pretty much wrecked several rooms in the hotel, so I'm getting a kick etc.

Fark: Most of the damage was done by drunk teachers.

 
0Icky0 2008-05-04 07:46:29 AM  
If it wasn't for the Brits, the Spanish would be speaking French and the French would be Speaking German, and the Germans would be speaking Russian.

But the Irish would still be drunks.

/Mushy peas

 
Lokeyslave 2008-05-04 07:47:14 AM  
This from the people who let herds of bulls run through the streets and, if I'm not mistaken, celebrate one holiday by throwing tomatoes at each other for an entire day?

 
videoguy17 2008-05-04 07:48:30 AM  
FlyPanAm: "I just went for the crack," he said.

I'm guessing that means something else in "english." Or not, whatever.


Craic means "a fun time" in Gaelic. It's an Irish thing that I've heard a few Brits use every now and then.

 
meshman 2008-05-04 07:49:29 AM  
This is totally out of character. British soccer fans are always so well behaved. The Spaniards are lieing.

 
Bomb Head Mohammed 2008-05-04 07:50:30 AM  
FlyPanAm "I just went for the crack," he said.

in case people are wondering and this is not tongue-in-cheek, i'm guessing that this is just a misspelling of "craic", which you can google.

/ DNRTFA

 
Cormee 2008-05-04 07:50:41 AM  
FlyPanAm: "I just went for the crack," he said.

I'm guessing that means something else in "english." Or not, whatever.


It should be 'craic' which is an Irish word for fun. It's pronounced the same as 'crack' though.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-05-04 07:51:07 AM  
Adelbert: meekychuppet: When abroad I do not tell people I am from the UK.

People are usually able to figure out my British nationality from my top hat, monocle and overly-polite demeanour.


As long as they don't mistake you for Mr. Peanut.

65.214.37.88

 
Cormee 2008-05-04 07:51:35 AM  
whoah! Lots of craic related postings in such a short time.

 
sandinista! 2008-05-04 07:53:21 AM  
I live in Spain... It can be so hard to not get into fights with these idiots.

I mean, I'm a big farker, and I'm tough for my size at that. I'm a pretty peaceful guy, but I do not what I am capable of. It's really fun to watch scrawny little british guys try to start fights with people I would even look at wrong. I mean, we're talking about guys who I could beat to a pulp blindfolded and on tranquilizers starting fights with farkers who look like they would try to tear a piece off of mike tyson.

It is good entertainment. But yeh, the working class brits who get to show up in Spain and act like they own everything because the pound is wortha bit are full of shiat.
Annnoying, annoying people.

 
Cormee 2008-05-04 07:53:40 AM  
€150 for all you can drink is a bit of a rip-off, you'd have to drink about 50 pints to make it worth it, at which stage you would most likely be dead.

 
Cormee 2008-05-04 07:55:13 AM  
sandinista!: I live in Spain... It can be so hard to not get into fights with these idiots.

I mean, I'm a big farker, and I'm tough for my size at that. I'm a pretty peaceful guy, but I do not what I am capable of. It's really fun to watch scrawny little british guys try to start fights with people I would even look at wrong. I mean, we're talking about guys who I could beat to a pulp blindfolded and on tranquilizers starting fights with farkers who look like they would try to tear a piece off of mike tyson.

It is good entertainment. But yeh, the working class brits who get to show up in Spain and act like they own everything because the pound is wortha bit are full of shiat.
Annnoying, annoying people.


Kick them in the nuts like they've never been kicked in the nuts before. Nuts..

 
The Grinch 2008-05-04 07:58:42 AM  
0Icky0

If it wasn't for the Brits, the Spanish would be speaking French and the French would be Speaking German, and the Germans would be speaking Russian.

But the Irish would still be drunks.

/Mushy peas


And if it wasn't for the Americans, they'd ALL be speaking German.

 
Ruz 2008-05-04 07:58:48 AM  
Haha. Calella - I went there with some mates years and years ago, when I was still in school. Good times, but you at least try not to be a total dick to the people that live there.

Bloody hell was it full of drunken Dutch and Germans back then - the only brits were the families who didn't make it as far benidorm that year. Obviously we've invaded in full force since.

 
CitizenjaQ 2008-05-04 08:03:57 AM  
FTFA: British student revellers manhandle a girl in Calella, whose mayor said they 'do not behave like civilised human beings and we don't want them here'

I like how the caption makes it sound like this girl was a poor innocent victim, when the photo itself clearly shows otherwise...

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 08:04:52 AM  
Why do some guys act like such farking idiots, and other morons justify their behavior?

I think it's probably because they're used to having people pick up after them. Some boys just never grow out of that. Sad.

Women, on the other hand, don't do that particular type of drunken bullshiat because we know what it's like to have to pick up after assholes like these worthless twits.

fark all these stupid, sloppy drunk farkwits.

Cue the drunk buttboys ranting sloppily about slutty drunk women peeing in the bushes in 3 ... 2 .. 1 ...

 
Burchill 2008-05-04 08:10:15 AM  
Presumably Spain has solved its enormous social problems now and can whine about a few drunks for the delight of a fascist British newspaper and its idiot readers.

 
Cormee 2008-05-04 08:10:38 AM  
MadAzza: Women, on the other hand, don't do that particular type of drunken bullshiat because we know what it's like to have to pick up after assholes like these worthless twits.

Eh, no Ted.

 
Skwidd 2008-05-04 08:13:28 AM  
MadAzza: Cue the drunk buttboys ranting sloppily about slutty drunk women peeing in the bushes in 3 ... 2 .. 1 ...

I don't normally get into onomatopoeia, but fapfapfapfapfapfap

 
scuffer 2008-05-04 08:14:27 AM  
So wheres the news here? Students take advantage of a drinking situation because they cant handle a couple of beers, and subsequently screw everything up for all future-comers, nothing to see here.

 
Ow My Balls 2008-05-04 08:16:44 AM  
I just watched Revenge of the Nerds last night in a fit of nostalgia, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...right after some Stair Diving, of course!

 
ronaprhys 2008-05-04 08:19:27 AM  
MadAzza: Why do some guys act like such farking idiots, and other morons justify their behavior?

I think it's probably because they're used to having people pick up after them. Some boys just never grow out of that. Sad.

Women, on the other hand, don't do that particular type of drunken bullshiat because we know what it's like to have to pick up after assholes like these worthless twits.

fark all these stupid, sloppy drunk farkwits.

Cue the drunk buttboys ranting sloppily about slutty drunk women peeing in the bushes in 3 ... 2 .. 1 ...


How about simply being young, foolish, and drunk. If you offer "all you can drink" events, expect drunks. To think otherwise is new levels of stupid.

 
sonofagunn 2008-05-04 08:20:10 AM  
xtex: That looks like a Cirque du Soilel show gone wrong.. very wrong right, so very right.

Fixed

 
MBA Whore 2008-05-04 08:22:15 AM  
Would anyone else pinch the boobs shown in that article? How about motor boat (only while my cock is not there)?

 
Commander Lysdexic 2008-05-04 08:25:55 AM  
The Grinch: And if it wasn't for the Americans, they'd ALL be speaking German.

Ah yes, the oft-repeated Americanism that only they were involved in WW2. After all, American forces won the Battle of the Bulge and captured the ENIGMA code machine. And would have won the Battle of Britain but their most beloved actor was busy with another film at the time.

Or to put it another way: The English drinking a lot? That's unpossible, everybody knows drinking a lot is a manly activity and the british are weak girly men. This article does not conform to my existing prejudices therefore it is a lie.

 
Phil Herup 2008-05-04 08:27:58 AM  
fark you...ya das coonts. We're coomin' back!

blog.wired.com

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-04 08:28:03 AM  
*sigh* Nothing to do with the tourists or the cost of policing. All you can drink bars, particularly on the Med, are usually a money laundering exercise. The police can't move in to quash the worst excesses because they're in the pockets of the bar owners who are not willing to see future visitors discouraged.

The Grinch: And if it wasn't for the Americans, they'd ALL be speaking German.

When is America going to start forcing all Iraqis to speak English ?

 
Phil Herup 2008-05-04 08:30:45 AM  
MBA Whore: Would anyone else pinch the boobs shown in that article? How about motor boat?

img.dailymail.co.uk

 
Excen 2008-05-04 08:32:36 AM  
Phil Herup: MBA Whore: Would anyone else pinch the boobs shown in that article? How about motor boat?

I´d cockpunch Yobbo the clown first.

 
Saddamsars 2008-05-04 08:32:43 AM  
MadAzza: Women, on the other hand, don't do that particular type of drunken bullshiat because we know what it's like to have to pick up after assholes like these worthless twits.

You really certain about that one? Some of the biggest slobs I've known have been women, drunk or sober.

 
Phil Herup 2008-05-04 08:35:00 AM  
Cormee: €150 for all you can drink is a bit of a rip-off, you'd have to drink about 50 pints to make it worth it, at which stage you would most likely be dead.

There are more expensive things to drink than beer, or was that all that was allowed?

 
Live After Death 2008-05-04 08:43:28 AM  
Phil Herup: MBA Whore: Would anyone else pinch the boobs shown in that article? How about motor boat?

I'd pinch 'em...pending she passed a basic dental exam.

 
Comic Book Guy 2008-05-04 09:01:07 AM  
Cormee: €150 for all you can drink is a bit of a rip-off, you'd have to drink about 50 pints to make it worth it, at which stage you would most likely be dead.

How's 118 pounds then? That's what the Brits are actually paying.

 
jimmy26_07 2008-05-04 09:02:20 AM  
Cormee: €150 for all you can drink is a bit of a rip-off, you'd have to drink about 50 pints to make it worth it, at which stage you would most likely be dead.

Maybe they have thought their cunning plan all the way through.

 
TxRabbit 2008-05-04 09:02:57 AM  
Danger Avoid Death: Adelbert: meekychuppet: When abroad I do not tell people I am from the UK.

People are usually able to figure out my British nationality from my top hat, monocle and overly-polite demeanour.

As long as they don't mistake you for Mr. Peanut.


Mr. Peanut's not British...he's a legume!

 
Phil Herup 2008-05-04 09:05:33 AM  
TxRabbit: Mr. Peanut's not British...he's a legume!

LOL!

 
AngryWhiteMale [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 09:09:48 AM  
Anybody read the article about drunken British chicks? Next vacation stop for me!


Link (new window)

 
Lumoclear 2008-05-04 09:14:42 AM  
All you can drink alcohol? Students? British? Gee, throw in some marajuana and some other furry rodents and you have a regular English weekend in South London.

 
Egalitarian [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-04 09:22:14 AM  
meekychuppet: When abroad I do not tell people I am from the UK.

Adelbert: People are usually able to figure out my British nationality from my top hat, monocle and overly-polite demeanour.

i154.photobucket.com

 
TheWizard 2008-05-04 09:27:47 AM  
Rethorn: Adelbert: meekychuppet: When abroad I do not tell people I am from the UK.

People are usually able to figure out my British nationality from my top hat, monocle and overly-polite demeanour.

Don't lie. Its because you smell like Fish 'n Chips, and have bad teeth.


Did you notice the difference between his post and your post? I'll give you a hint. His post was amusing.

 
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