That looks like a Cirque du Soilel show gone wrong.. very wrong.

Bullshiat. You want their money, biatch, you just hate the ancillary costs.

Suck it up. Dear, God! We have to clean up after these people? Who'd have thought?

NewportBarGuy: Suck it up. Dear, God! We have to clean up after these people? Who'd have thought?

Don't they have convicts to do that kind of...oh, wait. Never mind.

When abroad I do not tell people I am from the UK.

meekychuppet: When abroad I do not tell people I am from the UK.

Me neither, but only because I'm American, and I am too busy denying my own nationality, tyvm. :)

meekychuppet: When abroad I do not tell people I am from the UK.

People are usually able to figure out my British nationality from my top hat, monocle and overly-polite demeanour.

"I just went for the crack," he said.

I'm guessing that means something else in "english." Or not, whatever.

Adelbert: meekychuppet: When abroad I do not tell people I am from the UK.

People are usually able to figure out my British nationality from my top hat, monocle and overly-polite demeanour.

Don't lie. Its because you smell like Fish 'n Chips, and have bad teeth.

NewportBarGuy: Bullshiat. You want their money, biatch, you just hate the ancillary costs.

Suck it up. Dear, God! We have to clean up after these people? Who'd have thought?

This. It's the same problem in Turkey. The locals moan and groan about working-class British and German tourists but those are exactly the type of tourists that are targeted. If it's cheaper to fly to Antalya from England than from Istanbul then there's a serious problem.

FlyPanAm: "I just went for the crack," he said.

I'm guessing that means something else in "english." Or not, whatever.

No - I'm British and I'd interpret that as cocaine too - I'm guessing something changed in the 6 years since I left university.

When I was at school we went to France for a trip and pretty much wrecked several rooms in the hotel, so I'm getting a kick etc.

Fark: Most of the damage was done by drunk teachers.

If it wasn't for the Brits, the Spanish would be speaking French and the French would be Speaking German, and the Germans would be speaking Russian.

But the Irish would still be drunks.

/Mushy peas

This from the people who let herds of bulls run through the streets and, if I'm not mistaken, celebrate one holiday by throwing tomatoes at each other for an entire day?

FlyPanAm: "I just went for the crack," he said.

I'm guessing that means something else in "english." Or not, whatever.

Craic means "a fun time" in Gaelic. It's an Irish thing that I've heard a few Brits use every now and then.

This is totally out of character. British soccer fans are always so well behaved. The Spaniards are lieing.

FlyPanAm "I just went for the crack," he said.

in case people are wondering and this is not tongue-in-cheek, i'm guessing that this is just a misspelling of "craic", which you can google.

/ DNRTFA

FlyPanAm: "I just went for the crack," he said.

I'm guessing that means something else in "english." Or not, whatever.

It should be 'craic' which is an Irish word for fun. It's pronounced the same as 'crack' though.

Adelbert: meekychuppet: When abroad I do not tell people I am from the UK.

People are usually able to figure out my British nationality from my top hat, monocle and overly-polite demeanour.

As long as they don't mistake you for Mr. Peanut.

whoah! Lots of craic related postings in such a short time.

I live in Spain... It can be so hard to not get into fights with these idiots.

I mean, I'm a big farker, and I'm tough for my size at that. I'm a pretty peaceful guy, but I do not what I am capable of. It's really fun to watch scrawny little british guys try to start fights with people I would even look at wrong. I mean, we're talking about guys who I could beat to a pulp blindfolded and on tranquilizers starting fights with farkers who look like they would try to tear a piece off of mike tyson.

It is good entertainment. But yeh, the working class brits who get to show up in Spain and act like they own everything because the pound is wortha bit are full of shiat.
Annnoying, annoying people.

€150 for all you can drink is a bit of a rip-off, you'd have to drink about 50 pints to make it worth it, at which stage you would most likely be dead.

sandinista!: I live in Spain... It can be so hard to not get into fights with these idiots.

I mean, I'm a big farker, and I'm tough for my size at that. I'm a pretty peaceful guy, but I do not what I am capable of. It's really fun to watch scrawny little british guys try to start fights with people I would even look at wrong. I mean, we're talking about guys who I could beat to a pulp blindfolded and on tranquilizers starting fights with farkers who look like they would try to tear a piece off of mike tyson.

It is good entertainment. But yeh, the working class brits who get to show up in Spain and act like they own everything because the pound is wortha bit are full of shiat.
Annnoying, annoying people.

Kick them in the nuts like they've never been kicked in the nuts before. Nuts..

0Icky0

If it wasn't for the Brits, the Spanish would be speaking French and the French would be Speaking German, and the Germans would be speaking Russian.

But the Irish would still be drunks.

/Mushy peas

And if it wasn't for the Americans, they'd ALL be speaking German.

Haha. Calella - I went there with some mates years and years ago, when I was still in school. Good times, but you at least try not to be a total dick to the people that live there.

Bloody hell was it full of drunken Dutch and Germans back then - the only brits were the families who didn't make it as far benidorm that year. Obviously we've invaded in full force since.

FTFA: British student revellers manhandle a girl in Calella, whose mayor said they 'do not behave like civilised human beings and we don't want them here'

I like how the caption makes it sound like this girl was a poor innocent victim, when the photo itself clearly shows otherwise...

Why do some guys act like such farking idiots, and other morons justify their behavior?

I think it's probably because they're used to having people pick up after them. Some boys just never grow out of that. Sad.

Women, on the other hand, don't do that particular type of drunken bullshiat because we know what it's like to have to pick up after assholes like these worthless twits.

fark all these stupid, sloppy drunk farkwits.

Cue the drunk buttboys ranting sloppily about slutty drunk women peeing in the bushes in 3 ... 2 .. 1 ...

Presumably Spain has solved its enormous social problems now and can whine about a few drunks for the delight of a fascist British newspaper and its idiot readers.

MadAzza: Women, on the other hand, don't do that particular type of drunken bullshiat because we know what it's like to have to pick up after assholes like these worthless twits.

Eh, no Ted.

MadAzza: Cue the drunk buttboys ranting sloppily about slutty drunk women peeing in the bushes in 3 ... 2 .. 1 ...

I don't normally get into onomatopoeia, but fapfapfapfapfapfap

So wheres the news here? Students take advantage of a drinking situation because they cant handle a couple of beers, and subsequently screw everything up for all future-comers, nothing to see here.

I just watched Revenge of the Nerds last night in a fit of nostalgia, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...right after some Stair Diving, of course!

MadAzza: Why do some guys act like such farking idiots, and other morons justify their behavior?

I think it's probably because they're used to having people pick up after them. Some boys just never grow out of that. Sad.

Women, on the other hand, don't do that particular type of drunken bullshiat because we know what it's like to have to pick up after assholes like these worthless twits.

fark all these stupid, sloppy drunk farkwits.

Cue the drunk buttboys ranting sloppily about slutty drunk women peeing in the bushes in 3 ... 2 .. 1 ...

How about simply being young, foolish, and drunk. If you offer "all you can drink" events, expect drunks. To think otherwise is new levels of stupid.

xtex: That looks like a Cirque du Soilel show gone wrong.. very wrong right, so very right.

Fixed

Would anyone else pinch the boobs shown in that article? How about motor boat (only while my cock is not there)?

The Grinch: And if it wasn't for the Americans, they'd ALL be speaking German.

Ah yes, the oft-repeated Americanism that only they were involved in WW2. After all, American forces won the Battle of the Bulge and captured the ENIGMA code machine. And would have won the Battle of Britain but their most beloved actor was busy with another film at the time.

Or to put it another way: The English drinking a lot? That's unpossible, everybody knows drinking a lot is a manly activity and the british are weak girly men. This article does not conform to my existing prejudices therefore it is a lie.

fark you...ya das coonts. We're coomin' back!

*sigh* Nothing to do with the tourists or the cost of policing. All you can drink bars, particularly on the Med, are usually a money laundering exercise. The police can't move in to quash the worst excesses because they're in the pockets of the bar owners who are not willing to see future visitors discouraged.

The Grinch: And if it wasn't for the Americans, they'd ALL be speaking German.

When is America going to start forcing all Iraqis to speak English ?

MBA Whore: Would anyone else pinch the boobs shown in that article? How about motor boat?

Phil Herup: MBA Whore: Would anyone else pinch the boobs shown in that article? How about motor boat?

I´d cockpunch Yobbo the clown first.

MadAzza: Women, on the other hand, don't do that particular type of drunken bullshiat because we know what it's like to have to pick up after assholes like these worthless twits.

You really certain about that one? Some of the biggest slobs I've known have been women, drunk or sober.

Cormee: €150 for all you can drink is a bit of a rip-off, you'd have to drink about 50 pints to make it worth it, at which stage you would most likely be dead.

There are more expensive things to drink than beer, or was that all that was allowed?

Phil Herup: MBA Whore: Would anyone else pinch the boobs shown in that article? How about motor boat?

I'd pinch 'em...pending she passed a basic dental exam.

Cormee: €150 for all you can drink is a bit of a rip-off, you'd have to drink about 50 pints to make it worth it, at which stage you would most likely be dead.

How's 118 pounds then? That's what the Brits are actually paying.

Cormee: €150 for all you can drink is a bit of a rip-off, you'd have to drink about 50 pints to make it worth it, at which stage you would most likely be dead.

Maybe they have thought their cunning plan all the way through.

Danger Avoid Death: Adelbert: meekychuppet: When abroad I do not tell people I am from the UK.

People are usually able to figure out my British nationality from my top hat, monocle and overly-polite demeanour.

As long as they don't mistake you for Mr. Peanut.

Mr. Peanut's not British...he's a legume!

TxRabbit: Mr. Peanut's not British...he's a legume!

LOL!

Anybody read the article about drunken British chicks? Next vacation stop for me!


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All you can drink alcohol? Students? British? Gee, throw in some marajuana and some other furry rodents and you have a regular English weekend in South London.

meekychuppet: When abroad I do not tell people I am from the UK.

Adelbert: People are usually able to figure out my British nationality from my top hat, monocle and overly-polite demeanour.

Rethorn: Adelbert: meekychuppet: When abroad I do not tell people I am from the UK.

People are usually able to figure out my British nationality from my top hat, monocle and overly-polite demeanour.

Don't lie. Its because you smell like Fish 'n Chips, and have bad teeth.

Did you notice the difference between his post and your post? I'll give you a hint. His post was amusing.