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(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Twelve-year-old girl arrested for battery after holding Bic lighter under boy's elbow during class   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 89
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Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 03:49:57 AM  
FTA...The girl is from Niceville, according to her arrest report.


I guess some of the people in Niceville aren't very nice.

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 03:50:16 AM  
I knew I should have called the cops when that jerk Chris Drake put a tack on my chair in 6th grade. Dammit.

 
jetzzfan [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 03:54:58 AM  
Dude, she's 12.

/obligatory

 
Dufus [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 04:01:49 AM  
Well, ain't she just the hot little biatch?

 
monty666 [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 04:12:11 AM  
Dufus: Well, ain't she just the hot little biatch?

Settle down, Roger Clemens.

 
Cyclometh 2008-05-04 05:03:06 AM  
Christ, it was found wrapped in black electrical tape and stuffed in her underwear?

Yeah, she's a farking winner, let me tell you.

 
meekychuppet 2008-05-04 05:32:08 AM  
Good for him. Little biatch.

 
remus 2008-05-04 07:33:16 AM  
Yeah, I'm betting that she's the kind of girl you don't want to do an underwear search of.

 
Pfft! 2008-05-04 09:02:40 AM  
remus
Yeah, I'm betting that she's the kind of girl you don't want to do an underwear search of.

Uh yea...cuz shes 12.

 
racersmurf 2008-05-04 09:03:51 AM  
yikes, I think I dated that girl for a while, or at least some of her clones.

 
racersmurf 2008-05-04 09:04:47 AM  
Opps wrong thread.

 
I_ROUTE 2008-05-04 09:05:29 AM  
I do not see what the fuss is about. Now if had held a lit BIC lighter that is a different story.

/Did not RTFA

 
MrGuy 2008-05-04 09:06:36 AM  
racersmurf: yikes, I think I dated that girl for a while, or at least some of her clones.

racersmurf: Opps wrong thread.

whoa, talk about a mispost.

/have a seat over here.
// Why does a 12yo have a lighter in the first place?

 
BabyDumplings 2008-05-04 09:06:52 AM  
I'm more interested in why she wrapped the lighter in electrical tape than anything else.
Also, how long does one have to hold a flame under bare skin before the teacher smells something burning?

 
Pornosaur 2008-05-04 09:07:38 AM  
Who's if?

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2008-05-04 09:11:08 AM  
I_ROUTE --It was lit. What kinda farking idiot would make a comment like that without reading the article? What's your problem? Go try to be funny somewhere else...

 
ZurkisPhreek 2008-05-04 09:13:48 AM  
Takes a little while before it starts to get the crispy burned smell, I'm wondering why the boy sat still for it! The lack of information in TFA is pretty severe.

What does stand out clearly, is that when she's legal, she'll be all sorts of fascinating crazy!

/I'll be in my bunk in 6 years
//always liked to plan ahead

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2008-05-04 09:21:11 AM  
Zero Tolerance!
Zero Judgment!
Zero Intelligence!

Call the cops!
Punish! Destroy!
Try her as an adult!
Lock her up!

REVENGE! REVENGE!

 
imfallen_angel 2008-05-04 09:21:22 AM  
I have to wonder how all of you that are going on about this not being a big deal and this being a normal high school prank, would react if someone would do this to you.

I know that if someone burnt me as a "prank", I'd want their heads checked...or something.

Otherwise I'd have to wonder, what's next for this person, will they try to top their "prank"?

Sorry but a lighter getting hidden in the underwear, with tape, isn't "nornal"... this girl must have an history.

/not funny

 
Hawnkee 2008-05-04 09:22:14 AM  
Dude, that's hot!

 
Hawnkee 2008-05-04 09:22:51 AM  
Maybe she just had the hots for him?

/Yeah, I had to.

 
phishb81 2008-05-04 09:32:23 AM  
So she had something that burns on her crotch?

 
Kim Jong B Illin [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 09:32:59 AM  
She was just trying to see if he was as hardcore as Gary Busey.

 
duncangonuts 2008-05-04 09:38:17 AM  
BabyDumplings: I'm more interested in why she wrapped the lighter in electrical tape than anything else.
Also, how long does one have to hold a flame under bare skin before the teacher smells something burning?


That's what I'm interested in. Was the boy on fire before anyone noticed? Including the boy?

 
SimonSaid 2008-05-04 09:39:00 AM  
Years from now she can tell people that he was just an Old Flame.

 
NYZooMan 2008-05-04 09:40:07 AM  
A female deputy searched the girl after her arrest and found the lighter wrapped in black electrical tape in her underwear.


THat's one seriously f**ked up 12 year old there.

/12 ain't that young.

 
Feral John 2008-05-04 09:41:25 AM  
I've been to Niceville FLA.
It's anything but.
Niceville and Crestview are like Deliverance set on the gulf coast.

 
henryhill 2008-05-04 09:49:38 AM  
12 yo girl, her underwear, Niceville..........thank you, goodnight!

 
Commander Lysdexic 2008-05-04 09:59:06 AM  
imfallen_angel: I have to wonder how all of you that are going on about this not being a big deal and this being a normal high school prank, would react if someone would do this to you.

I know that if someone burnt me as a "prank", I'd want their heads checked...or something.

Otherwise I'd have to wonder, what's next for this person, will they try to top their "prank"?

Sorry but a lighter getting hidden in the underwear, with tape, isn't "nornal"... this girl must have an history.

/not funny


And this ladies and gentlemen is why you have Zero Tolerance rules.

I got stabbed with a variety of stationary in school, and burnt with a lighter, and wrapped in paper and set on fire.
Good times...I gave as well as I got too. I'm as sane as the next person, although some of my friends ended up on medication...

Admittedly school was pretty tame compared to the sibling fights at home.

 
hypercoma [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 10:18:05 AM  
No one was charged with brandishing a fire arm...?

/rimshot

 
Burchill 2008-05-04 10:19:29 AM  
This thread needs pics of the search.

 
walnuts55 [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 10:23:06 AM  
I did this in High School at VoTec class , Kid that was in front of me had real greasy hair and just joking i said to a buddy " Wounder if this mess would burn" and I just flicked my bic BY it Joking and it went poof I had to slap the crap out of his head to put it out.
Teacher made me clean out the floor drain pit in the shop. No pigs where called all ended well, And the Kid started washing his hair after that.

 
Epossumondas [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-04 10:23:11 AM  
imfallen_angel:
...Sorry but a lighter getting hidden in the underwear, with tape, isn't "nornal"... this girl must have an history...



I would imagine the police were called because of this particular kid. Her teachers were probably prepared to call as soon as they had something they could call the police for.

Had it been Cupcake's first offense and she was an otherwise problem-free student, she would have been suspended like a normal person.

/Used to teach in a junior high. Now work with babies and toddlers.

//Hot foot, you're doing it wrong.

 
trintrin 2008-05-04 10:33:55 AM  
What a little firecrotch.

 
Jacobin 2008-05-04 10:48:39 AM  
www.towardfreedom.com

Approve

 
eldoobie 2008-05-04 10:52:03 AM  
The end of your elbow has very little feeling. Pinch it now. I bet you could hold a flame under it for quite a while before you felt anything.

/hoping surveillance tapes are released

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 10:58:29 AM  
She should go to jail forever, little arsonist farker.

 
bigd29 2008-05-04 11:09:01 AM  
This happened to me in about 6th grade.

We had this thing were after lunch, everyone just sat outside and did whatever.

I realized that my elbow hurt like hell. I figured the jackass next to me had pinched me or something, just really bad. But he seemed far enough away that I thought he had moved on to someone else.

Went back to talking to a friend and after a few moments, I felt that same pain in my elbow again. So, naturally, I swung out my elbow as hard as I could in the jackass' direction. Heard a yelp as I connect with the kid's wrist, pinning his hand against the bench, lighter still lit in his hand.

Grabbed the lighter and pocketed it. Threw it away next to my class when I got back from lunch.

No cops, but this was like 12 years ago.

 
libbynomore2 2008-05-04 11:10:45 AM  
jetzzfan 2008-05-04 03:54:58 AM
Dude, she's 12.

/obligatory



and yet she took a lighter to a classmate. A charge of battery is the least that should happen to her.

 
The_Pole_Of_Justice 2008-05-04 11:11:27 AM  
imfallen_angel: I have to wonder how all of you that are going on about this not being a big deal and this being a normal high school prank, would react if someone would do this to you.

Yeah, that's something that's always perplexed me about this place.

Somebody farks with you when you're under 18: grow up, what's the big deal?

Somebody farks with you when you're over 18: that's assault, WTF is wrong with people? Lock the asshole up. If everyone had guns, this wouldn't happen. Blah blah blah...

It takes a very...uh...special mindset to think that abuse to a young, unfinished mind is somehow normal BUT abuse to an older, more adjusted-to-reality mind is a problem.

/one or the other, folks. Can't have both.

 
fight club 2008-05-04 11:19:27 AM  
Zero Tolerance!
Zero Judgment!
Zero Intelligence!

Call the cops!
Punish! Destroy!
Try her as an adult!
Lock her up!

REVENGE! REVENGE!


Dude!? She burned the kid with fire! We aren't talking about someone pulling someones hair, we are talking about burning another person. How would you like it if I came up to you and put out a cigarette on your arm? I would somehow think you would have a big problem with it.

 
downtownkid 2008-05-04 11:25:25 AM  
Day_Old_Dutchie: Zero Tolerance!
Zero Judgment!
Zero Intelligence!

Call the cops!
Punish! Destroy!
Try her as an adult!
Lock her up!

REVENGE! REVENGE!


I agree. Setting people on fire should be perfectly legal, even encouraged. Moron.

 
ZurkisPhreek 2008-05-04 11:33:36 AM  
downtownkid: Day_Old_Dutchie: Zero Tolerance!
Zero Judgment!
Zero Intelligence!

Call the cops!
Punish! Destroy!
Try her as an adult!
Lock her up!

REVENGE! REVENGE!

I agree. Setting people on fire should be perfectly legal, even encouraged. Moron moran.


FTFY

 
septic_mouth 2008-05-04 11:33:42 AM  
Just waiting for some one to say they'd hit it.

 
Farkin'round 2008-05-04 11:34:26 AM  
Not as bad as what happened when I was a Sophomore in High School. A classmate put a lighter up to another girl's head lit it and it caused a flash fire.

/she just got suspended for 1 week.
//would not want to be a student in these days and times.


 
Alt_Login 2008-05-04 11:37:01 AM  
She didn't just figure this out, she has obviously been subject to lighter and skin before. Perhaps her parents should be investigated! I bet the authorities will find years of abuse to this poor young girl at the hands of her parents! She is just acting out what has sadly been passed through her by these sick mal-adjusted breeders!

 
NeoKhan 2008-05-04 11:37:25 AM  
Hit it? Why, I'd extinguish it.

 
fappomatic 2008-05-04 11:44:37 AM  
When I was in school, we called it 3rd period.

 
TwistedFark 2008-05-04 11:53:04 AM  
fight club: Zero Tolerance!
Zero Judgment!
Zero Intelligence!

Call the cops!
Punish! Destroy!
Try her as an adult!
Lock her up!

REVENGE! REVENGE!

Dude!? She burned the kid with fire! We aren't talking about someone pulling someones hair, we are talking about burning another person. How would you like it if I came up to you and put out a cigarette on your arm? I would somehow think you would have a big problem with it.


It was from a lighter man. It's not like she put him in a Nazi oven or something (obligatory Godwinn).

Seriously though, she should just be whipped with a belt across the ass until she can't sit down and then forced to write an apology letter to this kid like 20 times in a row.

I guarantee you, if you want to get it across to a 12 year old what's not acceptable, a good piece of leather across the ass and some monotonous hand cramping is the way to do it. I was a real little bastard when I was a kid and I got it knocked out of me by my Grandfather who was a no-nonsense marine corp 1st sgt, and it was exactly what I needed to shape up and fly straight.

 
Sultan Of Herf 2008-05-04 11:57:09 AM  
BabyDumplings: I'm more interested in why she wrapped the lighter in electrical tape than anything else.
Also, how long does one have to hold a flame under bare skin before the teacher smells something burning?


I was wondering...what kind of little puss boy cant force said girl to stop? A 12 yo boy should be able to overpower a 12yo girl...

 
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