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(Some Guy) Interesting When a politician takes the "telling the truth" thing a bit too far, this is the result   (katu.com) divider line 22
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Wil_Mahfingahdo 2008-05-04 03:26:35 AM  
I see this ending in failure.

 
El_Dan 2008-05-04 04:29:41 AM  
What are the odds that this guy classifies himself as 'libertarian'? Anyone willing to bet against that?

 
Barnacles! [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 04:31:43 AM  
Marino got his Ph.D degree from Ashwood University, an online only school that advertises degrees for "life experience"; the Oregon Office of Degree Authorization says the school's actual location is "unknown" and that there is "no evidence that it exists."


pure 100% awesome. LOL

 
thisispete [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 04:33:43 AM  
OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 04:34:02 AM  
5 divorces? Really?

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 04:36:21 AM  
I am sorry, but if you actually get married a 5th time there is something wrong with your decision making process.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 04:37:02 AM  
Jeremy Bates: He's Republican. He'll win.

In Portland? I doubt it.

 
DeRosso 2008-05-04 04:42:24 AM  
thisispete: But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Oh...hup...I don't feel.....huuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrllll!!!!!

 
log_jammin [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 04:43:01 AM  
Galizio, an instructor at Portland Community College, said he was not interested in digging into Marino's personal life, saying he thought voters were more concerned about health care, education and the economy.

"I do think that running in a district where education is something that is so highly valued, purchasing a degree online and downloading it is kind of a slap in the face," said Galizio


must be a Hillary backer

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 04:48:29 AM  
Hell, why not go all the way? Just admit you're a cross-dressing Lesbian dominatrix with six wives you keep tied up in the basement with your glue-sniffing alligator named Rex and twelve boa constrictors that you rent out to Bombay film producers who make porno in Thai brothels with underage Marines? After you got out of San Quentin for raping goats in Nevada with your biker gang, the Nazi Mongrels?

 
Electerik 2008-05-04 05:02:23 AM  
It's not just a gimmick, it's smart. All this stuff would have come out eventually anyway and been used against him. Now he's making it work for him.

/just saying

 
meekychuppet 2008-05-04 05:29:07 AM  
The principle is sound but in this case it reveals that this is someone not worth of office.

 
Herman Borrach 2008-05-04 05:55:24 AM  
After reading all that, I might listen to what he has to say. I value honesty.

/seriously, 5 different chicks married this dude?

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 08:06:39 AM  
Gyrfalcon: Hell, why not go all the way? Just admit you're a cross-dressing Lesbian dominatrix with six wives you keep tied up in the basement with your glue-sniffing alligator named Rex and twelve boa constrictors that you rent out to Bombay film producers who make porno in Thai brothels with underage Marines? After you got out of San Quentin for raping goats in Nevada with your biker gang, the Nazi Mongrels?

No amputees, midgets, or scat, so you miss full coverage. You do get full points for style, though.

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Suicidal Writer 2008-05-04 08:22:06 AM  
What kind of Republican is he?

Who the hell gets 5 divorces. 3 ought to be limit before one issues a self-imposed ban. Maybe marriage isn't the thing for this guy.

 
rumpelstiltskin 2008-05-04 08:38:14 AM  
Herman Borrach: After reading all that, I might listen to what he has to say. I value honesty.

/seriously, 5 different chicks married this dude?


Chicks value people who claim to be honest, too. That's why it's important to look sincere when you tell them you went to prison for stealing organic food to distribute to the homeless.

 
Mosey 2008-05-04 08:52:34 AM  
5 divorces!

Love the honesty, not a big fan of not being able to learn.

 
Zaphod B. [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 09:33:19 AM  
...but I'm NOT GAY!

 
burndtdan 2008-05-04 10:05:58 AM  
Marino got his Ph.D degree from Ashwood University, an online only school that advertises degrees for "life experience"; the Oregon Office of Degree Authorization says the school's actual location is "unknown" and that there is "no evidence that it exists."

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M-G 2008-05-04 11:00:19 AM  
Suicidal Writer: What kind of Republican is he?

I don't know, he sounds like an average one to me.

/He's probably against same-sex marriages, as they'd destroy the sanctity of the institution

 
burndtdan 2008-05-04 11:34:07 AM  
M-G: /He's probably against same-sex marriages, as they'd destroy the sanctity of the institution

i89.photobucket.com

 
OttoDog 2008-05-04 10:38:19 PM  
FTA:
"Having said that, though, there comes a point where the accumulation of different problems and errors in judgment, over the course of a lifetime, moves from the category of explanation to a narrative of spectacular serial boneheadedness that might tend to disqualify one from serious consideration as a public official," Wiener added. "My sense is that Mr. Marino has strayed into this territory."

That man should write. He's almost Buckleyeqsue.

Too bad he's a Wiener.

 
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