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(Stourbridge News) Dumbass Man says he swore at the cops because he was tired of them harassing him after the first 73 convictions   (stourbridgenews.co.uk) divider line 24
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DrForrester 2008-05-04 01:44:15 AM  
Wondered what became of Afternoon_Delight.

 
wetsail 2008-05-04 01:44:38 AM  
Swearing not allowed in the nanny state, apparently.

 
NathanielTaggart 2008-05-04 01:48:58 AM  
"Disorder Man"? Is that a new Brit superhero?

 
I_AM_M 2008-05-04 01:50:09 AM  
All cops go to hell, so it's ok.

 
phlegmmo 2008-05-04 01:51:37 AM  
Bridger, who defended himself, admitted he was drunk at the time and said he had only been released from prison three weeks ago.

There you go.

 
log_jammin [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 01:53:21 AM  
GOD DAMN PIGS!! HE DRANK A BEER AND CUSSED AN HE WUZ ARREESTED FOR THAT???!! WHAT BULL SHIAT!!! ALL COPS MUST DIE CUZ THEY ARE FASCISTS JACK BOOTED THUGS!

*RTFA*

The U.K.? oh....man....that guy sounds like a menace to society...glad he was taught a lesson.

 
BellKiss 2008-05-04 01:53:58 AM  
only 22 and he has 73 convictions
does he thibk he'll get a prize if he reaches 100 convictions
before he turns 25?

 
outatime 2008-05-04 02:13:44 AM  
BellKiss: only 22 and he has 73 convictions

What a show-off.

 
starsrift 2008-05-04 02:13:51 AM  
Arrested for hurting a policeman's delicate ears, after being searched every time they see him?

Makes one wonder how many of these 73 convictions are trumped up charges that could've been handled in a more rational manner, and what they are beyond "violent" as the judge suggested. Violent as in assault after getting into a drunken barfight? 73 of them?

 
deadapostle [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 02:15:25 AM  
Raise your hand if you're unimpressed.

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fanbladesaresharp 2008-05-04 02:21:43 AM  
JUst in case some of you guys DNRTFA:

A DRUNK mechanic with 73 previous convictions swore at police because he said he was sick of them harassing him.

Jason Bridger was arrested after he swore at officers at The Cross in the centre of Worcester on Sunday, April 20.

Bridger, 22, of Boscobel Place, Lowesmoor, Worcester, admitted a public order offence of being threatening, abusive or insulting to police when he appeared at Worcester Magistrates Court.

Sallie Hewitt, prosecuting, said Bridger swore at police and continued to be abusive in the back of the police van when he was arrested at 2.20am.

Bridger, who defended himself, admitted he was drunk at the time and said he had only been released from prison three weeks ago.

He added: "I have made several complaints to police. They have been harassing me.

Well 73 priors + only being 22 = 95 points of FAIL there chief. I think on the scale of 100 you're 5 short of being a patently stupid criminal (I don't think being a drunk would help any here, you're just a moran). The bobbies are probably tired of your shiat. 74 times now.

 
sycraft 2008-05-04 02:49:40 AM  
You know, people like this really split my opinion on things like a 3 strikes law. On the one hand, we have waaaay too many people in prison, it is really expensive and so on. Laws like that just make shiat worse putting offenders that really aren't a big problem in jail for life.

On the other hand there's this assclown.

Ok so I think I have a solution: A 20 strikes law. You get convicted 20 times in less than, say, 10 years, we put you away for life. Actually, scratch that, we just shoot you. I mean for fark sake, there's making bad decision, there's screwing up, and then there's just being a total retard.

 
gbrudy16 2008-05-04 02:50:04 AM  
73 psh amatuer... shiat I don't want to know whats going on there

 
deadnancy 2008-05-04 03:07:49 AM  
Right about now NWA court is in full effect.
Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the police department.
Prosecuting attourneys are MC Ren Ice Cube and Eazy muthafarkin E.
Order order order. Ice Cube take the muthafarkin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your black ass?

Why don't you tell everybody what the fark you gotta say?

fark tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nubian got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

fark that shiat, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafarka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

farkin with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every nubian is sellin narcotics

You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water

I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nubian down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin out for the white cop

Ice Cube will swarm
On any muthafarka in a blue uniform
Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nubian on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin in LA
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say

fark the police


M. C. Ren, will you please give your testimony to the jury about this farked up incident.>

fark tha police and Ren said it with authority
because the nubianz on the street is a majority.
A gang, is with whoever I'm stepping
and the motherfarkin' weapon
is kept in a stash box, for the so-called law
wishin' Ren was a nubian that they never saw

Lights start flashin behind me
But they're scared of a nubian so they mace me to blind me
But that shiat don't work, I just laugh
Because it gives em a hint not to step in my path

To the police I'm sayin fark you punk
Readin my rights and shiat, it's all junk
Pullin out a silly club, so you stand
With a fake assed badge and a gun in your hand

But take off the gun so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it punk, I'ma fark you up

Make ya think I'm a kick your ass
But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast
I'm sneaky as fark when it comes to crime
But I'm a smoke em now, and not next time

Smoke any muthafarka that sweats me
Or any assho that threatens me
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope
Takin out a cop or two, they can't cope with me

The muthafarkin villian that's mad
With potential to get bad as fark
So I'm a turn it around
Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound
Ya, somethin like that, but it all depends on the size of the gat

Takin out a police would make my day
But a nubian like Ren don't give a fark to say

fark the police


Police, open now. We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest.
Get down and put your hands up where I can see em.
Just shut the fark up and get your muthafarkin ass on the floor.
[huh?]>


and tell the jury how you feel abou this bullshiat.

I'm tired of the muthafarkin jackin
Sweatin my gang while I'm chillin in the shackin
Shining tha light in my face, and for what
Maybe it's because I kick so much butt

I kick ass, or maybe cuz I blast
On a stupid assed nubian when I'm playin with the trigga
Of any Uzi or an AK
Cuz the police always got somethin stupid to say

They put up my picture with silence
Cuz my identity by itself causes violence
The E with the criminal behavior
Yeah, I'm a gansta, but still I got flavor

Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?
A sucka in a uniform waitin to get shot,
By me, or another nubian.
and with a gat it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
[MC Ren: Sidle him, kid, he's from the old school, fool]

And as you all know, E's here to rule
Whenever I'm rollin, keep lookin in the mirror
And there's no cue, yo, so I can hear a
Dumb muthafarka with a gun

And if I'm rollin off the 8, he'll be tha one
That I take out, and then get away
And while I'm drivin off laughin
This is what I'll say

fark the police


The jury has found you guilty of bein a redneck,
whitebread, chickenshiat muthafarka.
Wait, that's a lie. That's a goddamn lie.
I want justice! I want justice!
fark you, you black muthafarka!>

fark the police

 
deadnancy 2008-05-04 03:11:44 AM  
lol... is the filter tired yet?

 
El_Dan 2008-05-04 04:26:51 AM  
I wonder how many separate arrests that is. Are they just hitting this dude with a dozen crimes after every arrest, or does he actually manage to average at least one arrest per month?

 
rustylite 2008-05-04 04:57:13 AM  
I agree with subby, cops are dumbasses.

 
Life_is_a_carnivore 2008-05-04 05:56:21 AM  
ASBO his Chav ass already.

 
Jamieboy 2008-05-04 06:28:57 AM  
outatime: BellKiss: only 22 and he has 73 convictions

What a show-off.


You mean light weight, right? A kid in my area, who is 17, has been in juvi court 117 times for under age drinking/fighting. His mother/aunt/sister or whoever is in charge of him, claims the police follow him. Well, duh, yea I'm sure they do.

Would love to see a pic of Mr. Bridger, the hard drinking, 22 yo, who I'm sure is or will be a productive member of society.

 
broncoitis 2008-05-04 06:51:06 AM  
Keyser Sose
DNRTFA

 
Lonestar [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 08:06:41 AM  
Now this article says this guy is being harrassed because he has 73 convinctions but doesnt mention what was the 73 convictions. What if he had only minor convinctions, as it seems to be the case since hes not in prison?

What if he did sing that rap song, 73 times and the police arrested him 73 times because of that.
Perhaps the police are searching him everytime they see him, just in case?
Perhaps hes hanging out with career criminals, you know, gangs.

My point is: dont be quick to judge this and since we dont have a lot of evidence we cant make an honest opinion on this.

I had a friend once who was a gang member and he was getting arrested all the time, just driving down the street and he would yell "harassement" and "thats racist".

Well DUH!

 
lajimi [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 08:18:55 AM  
Jason Bridger was arrested after he swore at officers at The Cross in the centre of Worcester on Sunday, April 20.

Up yours you badge heavy lint licker.

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simpsonfan 2008-05-04 07:02:59 PM  
This piece of garbage needs a few smacks in the head. Or lock him up permanently. He is unable to live in society, society would be better off if he was removed from society.

 
j0ndas 2008-05-04 07:20:40 PM  
The article says he has a history of violence, so I assume he gets drunk (or stoned) a lot and then attacks people. With 73 convictions, it's not surprising the cops search him every time they see him.

 
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