Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't most, if not all the photos of Cheney creepy?

Please get back to us, subby, when anyone on the planet comes up with a non-creepy pic of Cheney.

He always looks like a male nurse just gave him a horse sized suppository.

I prefer this one.

mcwebe0: I prefer this one.

That's the one I'll remember, mcwebe0,

/ granpa!
// that's probably not the one I'll remember, though

oldebayer:

Please get back to us, subby, when anyone on the planet comes up with a non-creepy pic of Cheney.


When someone is as inherently creepy as Cheney, that may be nigh impossible. I'm guessing that even his baby pictures are creepy.

Gwendolyn: He always looks like a male nurse just gave him a horse sized suppository.

A suppository the size of a horse, or a suppository sized for a horse? Because it makes a difference.

DrBenway: oldebayer:

Please get back to us, subby, when anyone on the planet comes up with a non-creepy pic of Cheney.


When someone is as inherently creepy as Cheney, that may be nigh impossible. I'm guessing that even his baby pictures are creepy.



HOLY SHNIKES!!

fariasrv: Gwendolyn: He always looks like a male nurse just gave him a horse sized suppository.

A suppository the size of a horse, or a suppository sized for a horse? Because it makes a difference.

for a horse of course.

even hyphens don't help there "horse-sized suppository"

maybe horses-ass-sized suppository

Gwendolyn: for a horse of course.

IronTom: even hyphens don't help there "horse-sized suppository"

Unless of course that horse of course is the famous Mister Ed.

/whoa
//did I do that??

IronTom: maybe horses-ass-sized suppository

But then it would be the correct size for Dick Cheney's anus, wouldn't it?

Cheney freaks me out. And I'm a member of the NRA

aw shiat, he's a good fellow. Makes America look tough.

IronTom: Makes America look tough.

No, he makes America look evil. And clueless, and in a state of constant denial.

So, essentially, he makes America look like Cobra from GI Joe.

fariasrv: So, essentially, he makes America look like Cobra from GI Joe.

baka-san: Cheney freaks me out. And I'm a member of the NRA


Damn! Is that Texas Monthly cover real? If it is, I'm sending Evan Smith a bouquet.

I'm sure the last 8 years wouldn't have been so disastrous if Bush/Cheney had just loved America a little more.

Hmmm...when's the last time a jumbo jet crashed into an American target?

DrBenway: baka-san: Cheney freaks me out. And I'm a member of the NRA


Damn! Is that Texas Monthly cover real? If it is, I'm sending Evan Smith a bouquet.

yep, and yes it was an homage to the National Lampoon cover.

subby: Cheney claims that US is safer, world more hopeful, puppy dogs, rainbows and ponies in abundance due to Bush's leadership

So?

TheGreyPiper: Hmmm...when's the last time a jumbo jet crashed into an American target?

I know this! 2001!

Now what the fark does that have to do with anything? Unless your point is that they have made us safer from a very specific form of attack that, even without any law changes, probably wouldn't have been able to be repeated as the next hijacker would have found a plane full of passengers who aren't going to wait for them to land and read demands.

My magic tie is what actually made us safer. I bought it in October of 2001 and there's been no major attack on U.S. soil since I've owned it.

TheGreyPiper: Hmmm...when's the last time a jumbo jet crashed into an American target?


Some might think a better question is "When was the first time?"

Really, buy yourself a better measuring stick.

And sadly, there are people who belive this to be 100%, unmittigated truth. These people need to forget how to breathe.

Gwendolyn: He always looks like a male nurse just gave him a horse sized suppository.

Chances are, one just did. How would he get his nourishment otherwise? You don't think his mouth is actually connected to any other part of his body do you?

I Said: My magic tie is what actually made us safer. I bought it in October of 2001 and there's been no major attack on U.S. soil since I've owned it.

Tsk, tsk. A Republican in office for 7 years after the terrorists strike us and the people get forgetful. Leave it to the standard foolishness of Americans to completely disregard the absolute danger put forward by the Muslim Menace. So, vote for your happy liberal candidates, but know this: they can't keep you safe like Bush has. Call it complacency, call it good liberal propaganda, but it's definitely not the TRUTH. Your magic tie has also kept you from dying in a horrific motorcycle accident since 2001. But that doesn't mean it won't happen tomorrow. Now tell me why you would start driving around without a helmet...

FTFA: "When the history is written, it will be said this is a safer country and more hopeful world because George Bush was president," Cheney said.


From actual historians: Here are some of the comments that historians furnished:

"No individual president can compare to the second Bush," wrote one. "Glib, contemptuous, ignorant, incurious, a dupe of anyone who humors his deluded belief in his heroic self, he has bankrupted the country with his disastrous war and his tax breaks for the rich, trampled on the Bill of Rights, appointed foxes in every henhouse, compounded the terrorist threat, turned a blind eye to torture and corruption and a looming ecological disaster, and squandered the rest of the world's goodwill. In short, no other president's faults have had so deleterious an effect on not only the country but the world at large."

"With his unprovoked and disastrous war of aggression in Iraq and his monstrous deficits, Bush has set this country on a course that will take decades to correct," said another historian. "When future historians look back to identify the moment at which the United States began to lose its position of world leadership, they will point-rightly-to the Bush presidency. Thanks to his policies, it is now easy to see America losing out to its competitors in any number of areas: China is rapidly becoming the manufacturing powerhouse of the next century, India the high tech and services leader, and Europe the region with the best quality of life."

TheGreyPiper: Hmmm...when's the last time a jumbo jet crashed into an American target?

Yeah! And why then are there still monkeys?!

If you don't agree with Cheney, he will introduce you to his Remington 870 with the Lawyer Choke.

Ablejack: war of aggression in Iraq

War of aggression? Letting a bit of the inner dixiecrat out, eh?

Shaggy_C: Ablejack: war of aggression in Iraq

War of aggression? Letting a bit of the inner dixiecrat out, eh?

Ablejack: I didn't write it. Both quotes were written by historians.
Where I got the quotes.

Lauded as some of these so called 'critics' may be, Cheney is right with this one.


lolmao666: Loved america PERIOD. They hate america. Just see what they did the last 8 years to destroy it. It's all they've been doing.

Take the Kos spoon out of your ass. People like you are what gum up the wheels of the political process.

TheGreyPiper: Hmmm...when's the last time a jumbo jet crashed into an American target?

How about these:

Under which president did we see the largest rise in number of Al Qaeda supporters?

Under which president did the U.S. become involved in a hard-to-complete war in the Middle East, as desired by Bin Laden?

Shaggy_C: Tsk, tsk. A Republican in office for 7 years after the terrorists strike us and the people get forgetful. Leave it to the standard foolishness of Americans to completely disregard the absolute danger put forward by the Muslim Menace. So, vote for your happy liberal candidates, but know this: they can't keep you safe like Bush has. Call it complacency, call it good liberal propaganda, but it's definitely not the TRUTH. Your magic tie has also kept you from dying in a horrific motorcycle accident since 2001. But that doesn't mean it won't happen tomorrow. Now tell me why you would start driving around without a helmet...

Two bombings in London, two more attempts, one plot to blow up 10 airplanes on the way to the US (not stopped by any Republican wiretaps or intelligence--all intelligence from people on the ground), the bombings in Madrid.

Yeah, everybody's much safer.

TheShavingofOccam123: If you don't agree with Cheney, he will introduce you to his Remington 870 with the Lawyer Choke.

Which is why I know he's the antichrist.

All righteous people use Browning Citori's.

/.12 and .20

Simplest Quantum System Conceivable: I'm sure the last 8 years wouldn't have been so disastrous if Bush/Cheney had just loved America a little more.

You know, I don't think its an issue of loving your country...Its an issue of the maturity of that love. They love this country like a small child loves its parent...

rga184: Yeah, everybody's much safer.

Since when is English and Spanish security our responsibility? You libs really want to take 'World's Police' to a new level, don't you?

Tacoby Bellisbury: Lauded as some of these so called 'critics' may be, Cheney is right with this one.


"Right" as in "right wing" certainly; but not "right" as in "correct." Not by a long shot. By all means, though, feel free to embarrass yourself further.

Someone else can comb through the archives (I a'int found shiate) and pull up the article where Bush admitted that AQ had regained its pre-9/11 strength.

I feel much safer.

/going back to buying duct tape and plastic sheeting

maotig: They love this country like a small child child molester loves its parent 12 year old daughter...

Sorry. Pet peeve.

Why don't you have a seat right there, Shaggy_C?

TheShavingofOccam123: If you don't agree with Cheney, he will introduce you to his Remington 870 with the Lawyer Choke.

Ablejack:Tell me he uses a classier scatter gun. Not that there's anything wrong with the 870... It's just that the VP oughta carry a handcrafted American double. Either way, I'm not lining up to scare up the field with him alongside.

Tacoby Bellisbury: Lauded as some of these so called 'critics' may be, Cheney is right with this one.


lolmao666: Loved america PERIOD. They hate america. Just see what they did the last 8 years to destroy it. It's all they've been doing.

Take the Kos spoon out of your ass. People like you are what gum up the wheels of the political process.


I rest my case.

Something_else: Why don't you have a seat right there, Shaggy_C?

Damnit...I try to make a point about neocons loving our country in a sick, perverted way, and now I'm the sick pervert...

I totally need some of what he is smoking.

Something_else: Why don't you have a seat right there, Shaggy_C?

Shaggy_C: Damnit...I try to make a point about neocons loving our country in a sick, perverted way, and now I'm the sick pervert...


Ablejack: You're alright by me Shaggy, you always present a legitimate point and crack wise like any good farker. It's RLSM and his ilk gumming up the works for the Conservative dais. We Liberals have our share of Libtards too. Sometimes it's Me!

It's so nice of Cheney to crawl out of his concrete bunker and extol the virtues of our Glorious Leader. It's amazing what you can accomplish between heart attacks and clubbing baby seals to death with a sloppy grin on your face. God Bless him.