How else will I keep them in order?

"I knew better"

"Death death death, lunch..."

Chariset: "Death death death, lunch..."

Cake or death?

/His defense could be that it was a lie

No mention of Death Note yet?

Good!!

Chariset: "Death death death, lunch..."

Win

That's why you keep it in Outlook Express, because once the appointment's done, it can be permanently deleted.

Don't tell me what I can't do !!

FTFA: Trooper Stumpo


/Gold!

"Rhonda Murder Hairdresser"

Her mother tongue is apparently not an SOV language.

dammnit! i hate it when that happens. if only i had a dollar for everytime i've done that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Marinello

I thought about using my corporate card to order them for my department.


The running joke in my section is "If I like you you'll get a early wake up call not to come to work that day."

I never did that. I like to keep things spontaneous.
Also allows for the "temporary insanity" defense.

Approves

Then how am I supposed to know when the leftovers go bad?

That is great info ...let me make a note of that

** don't write about killing hookers**

**10 pm dispose of dead hooker's body in woods, the back yard is getting full **

[bold]Justinmc[/bold]

This was on tonight and I caught the last 30 minutes. Good times, good times.

Why would anybody throw a gun in a lake unless it was used in a crime?

Folks think this is unusual.

An old colleague's company kept getting nailed for illegal rebates to shippers back in the 50s. The ICC would find the proof in their own records whack 'em, and catch 'em again. He finally yelled at someone to cut it the hell out. He thought he'd slammed the door of the rebating...

Then he got a call from an ICC buddy a year later. The gov't guy was laughing, had to read him a memo found in a file. His company's manager had sent it to sales staff. It said, "Our lawyer told us that from now on when we give illegal rebates, we can't write it down..."

We're not necessarily the brightest of the monkeys.

But the real question is, how did they get the president's day planner?

/DRTFA

No mention of Death Note yet?

Good!!
That's because this guy doesn't want you to know he's on the case:

ewillyp: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Marinello

Wow. Didn't think anyone else would reference him. +1, my friend. +1.

Not impressed.