The 57-year-old man also told the (Arlington Heights) Daily Herald he's worried that atheists may succeed in removing the phrase "In God We Trust" from U.S. currency.

Let's hope so...America did just fine with a single (and vastly superior) national motto for 180 years.

I'd like for all American currency to say "In the FSM we trust"

...he's worried that atheists may succeed in removing the phrase "In God We Trust" from U.S. currency.

it shouldn't be there in the first place. this being the land void of religious persecution and all...

My dad's so old he remembers when there was no "under God" in the Pledge.

You know, these politico-religionists and their revisionist history and really getting to be a pain in the tukus.

The worst thing about it is that their efforts will probably be bad for religious freedom in the long run

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DistendedPendulusFrenulum: My dad's so old he remembers when there was no "under God" in the Pledge.

My dad remembered (RIP) when there was no "God" in the pledge, and one recited it along with the Bellamy Salute(p):

You are very ugly!

Hey, that guy's art is pretty cool

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If this works, I'll change mine to "F*ck You".

He can be added to this list now...

List of unusual personal names (Wikipedia) (pops)

Steve Kreuscher of Zion hopes to change his name to "In God We
Trust." He says the phrase sums up his whole life.

if it sums up his whole life, it should be 'in god i trust'

ohnonotfloridaagain: He can be added to this list now...

List of unusual personal names (Wikipedia) (pops)

Awesome list.

Guy in Tahoe, CA changed his name to Santa Claus last year, but I think several men had done this already.

In God we trust, all else pay cash.
-or-
In God we trust, all else keep your hands where I can see them.

Lionel Mandrake: The 57-year-old man also told the (Arlington Heights) Daily Herald he's worried that atheists may succeed in removing the phrase "In God We Trust" from U.S. currency.

In other words, he's worried that atheists will take the Commandment against using the Lord's name in vain seriously.

What's next? Removing graven images from courthouse lawns?

FTFA: Steve Kreuscher In God We Trust of Zion hopes to change his name to "In God We Trust." He says the phrase sums up his whole life.

FTFY

I don't have a problem with "In God We Trust", but the Continental dollars said "Mind Your Business", as though they were giving parental advice to our sanctimonious coinage.

http://www.coinfacts.com/colonial_coins/continental_dollars/1776_continental_dol lar.htm

Can we call him "God" for short?



/Heaven? It's a bar down by the airport.
//link pops

he's worried that atheists may succeed in removing the phrase "In God We Trust" from U.S. currency.


Is that really something to worry about? If you need to look at a farking dollar bill to reaffirm your faith you really need to better understand your religion.

It's not like god can take care of himself.

I'd like to change my name to "Hail Holy Virgin Let me Give You All my Money."

Line forms to left, please.

Haulin ass and gettin paid

EL_FABREZ: he's worried that atheists may succeed in removing the phrase "In God We Trust" from U.S. currency.


Is that really something to worry about? If you need to look at a farking dollar bill to reaffirm your faith you really need to better understand your religion.

It's not like god can take care of himself.

. . . and let's say atheists do succeed in removing "In God We Trust" from the money. OK, he still has that name, and . . . what? "Your honor, I'd like my name put on all US currency"?

ohnonotfloridaagain: He can be added to this list now...

List of unusual personal names (Wikipedia) (pops)

I honestly hope both Jason Lee and Beth Riesgaf burn in hell for all eternity for actually naming a child Pilot Inspektor.

I find it a little interesting that paper money did not have the phrase until a few years back... and that, of course, the Pledge did not contain a reference to God until Eisenhower. Yet secular citizens are the folks who want to "change" it. Okay then.

/Doesn't especially care one way or another

WFern: I find it a little interesting that paper money did not have the phrase until a few years back... and that, of course, the Pledge did not contain a reference to God until Eisenhower. Yet secular citizens are the folks who want to "change" it. Okay then.

/Doesn't especially care one way or another

I think we should compromise and make it say "In Odin We Trust".

I'll be changing my name to Yurr Buyin and becoming a frequent bar hopper.

i hate jimmy page: I think we should compromise and make it say "In Odin We Trust".

Hey, my family is Germanic. I could get behind that.

His daughter would be Miss Trust.

if I had a kid, I'd name him something like "cockface"

I know it sounds cruel, but its genius. what would the kids call him??


exactly! his name.

HEY COCKFACE!

hey.

HOW YA DOIN COCKFACE?!

i'm ok. you?

the point is, its impossible to make fun of.

I knew akid named guy wiener. we made fun of him endlessly.

this kid harry....we called him hairy.

but cockface is brilliant because his name IS the insult so the bullies have nothing to work with

phlegmmo: His daughter would be Miss Trust.

ohnonotfloridaagain: He can be added to this list now...

List of unusual personal names (Wikipedia) (pops)

FTFW:

Anna Bertha Cecilia Diana Emily Fanny Gertrude Hypatia Inez Jane Kate Louise Maud Nora Ophelia Prudence Quince Rebecca Sarah Teresa Ulysis Venus Winifred Xenophon Yetty Zeno Pepper, a British woman who was named with a first name in the order of the alphabet. Her name brought interest to Robert Ripley, who published a profile of Pepper in an issue of Ripley's Believe It Or Not! in 1929. Due to the length of her name, she was nicknamed "Alphabet" for short.

Ahahahahahahahaha!

/seriously, though, I hope her parents were jailed for that

EL_FABREZ: If you need to look at a farking dollar bill to reaffirm your faith you really need to better understand your religion.

If you need to look at a farking dollar bill to reaffirm your faith, you are probably a minister, pastor, or priest.

Howabout we just put on money: In American Money We Trust. No Euros Accepted Here.

we_hates: EL_FABREZ: If you need to look at a farking dollar bill to reaffirm your faith you really need to better understand your religion.

If you need to look at a farking dollar bill to reaffirm your faith, you are probably a minister, pastor, or priest.


". . .Do you believe in god?
'Cause that is what Im selling,
And if you wanna get to heaven,
I'll see you right."

In God We Trust

All others pay cash

Ffom now on please refer to me as "My God did you see that man's penis...beautiful"

Personally, I don't trust god. I loaned him a couple bucks years ago at a church collection, and every time I've asked since then it's been nothing but excuses: "I help those that help themselves.", "easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get into heaven.", "salvation doesn't come from material things.", "You can't take it with you.", and my favorite "See, what had happened was I meant to give you the money, but I was behind on child support and when I went to the bank they told me Divorce Court had frozen my assets, so I promise I'll pay it back with interest as soon as I get this settled."

we_hates: If you need to look at a farking dollar bill to reaffirm your faith, you are probably a minister, pastor, or priest.

This.

hugheric: Ffom now on please refer to me as "My God did you see that man's penis...beautiful"

Or, at least HUGEeric?

he's worried that atheists may succeed in removing the phrase "In God We Trust" from U.S. currency

Pfft, we should be so lucky.

Nope, while the fires are not quite as blazing, the McCarthy era still lives on, and the entire nation must prove that we're not heathens by stamping it on our coins, for everyone's sake.

I support this guy's decision to change his name, but he'll have to support my decision to call him a wanker.

Damn attention hogs. But it'd be worse if you gave your baby a bizarre name like that.

Oops, I got my currency stamp mixed up with the Pledge of Allegiance.

The currency stamp has been around longer, but it hasn't always been so consistent.

To bed I go, methinks.

I changed my name to "DROP TABLE ACCOUNTS;" a few years ago.

For some reason every place I work at goes out of business now.

Dunit: I changed my name to "DROP TABLE ACCOUNTS;" a few years ago.

For some reason every place I work at goes out of business now.

Must be because you're a lazy ass, then, because DROP TABLE ACCOUNTS; would make a decent enough payload in an injection attack, but it won't actually inject. :P

But... but... this is a christian nation.. and if god isn't present on our money... we'll have earthquakes and stuff.


/christian tard

How long till some pervert changes his name to "In Dog We Thrust"?

i always wanted to name my first son "This Is madness" and my second one "This is Sparta".

Nentuaby: Dunit: I changed my name to "DROP TABLE ACCOUNTS;" a few years ago.

For some reason every place I work at goes out of business now.

Must be because you're a lazy ass, then, because DROP TABLE ACCOUNTS; would make a decent enough payload in an injection attack, but it won't actually inject. :P

Well that's true, but then my brother "COMMIT;" started working with me!

mesohorny: i always wanted to name my first son "This Is madness" and my second one "This is Sparta".

Man, I didn't know that movie has been out for so long.