it would have surfaced during 40 years of coaching young men. He is shocked by this.

that's what they said about the priests.

and, subby, low blow to ball players. but it's funny anyway

This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.

BS sense tingling...

What is this dude's proof?

batsecks?

When did "coach" stop being a job description or form of address, and start being a name?

"the coach" or "Coach Bergman": good
"Coach": bad

MadCat221: BS sense tingling...

What is this dude's proof?

His distended, splintered anus?

/got nothin'

+1, Awesome headline

UBIA ?

MadCat221: BS sense tingling...

What is this dude's proof?

all the players SAW it??

Old and busted: pine tar
New hotness: KY jelly

FrancoFile: When did "coach" stop being a job description or form of address, and start being a name?

"the coach" or "Coach Bergman": good
"Coach": bad

Sorry, Professor.

Simulated anal rape with a bat = 2nd and a half base??

Gothmolly: UBIA ?

Beat me to it.

FrancoFile: When did "coach" stop being a job description or form of address, and start being a name?

"the coach" or "Coach Bergman": good
"Coach": bad

I would say: because it is a title. Similar to how you could call him Mister Bergman or Mister. Or how about Dr. Bergman or Doctor. Get it?
/You didn't play many sports in high school did you?

Well, it's not gay as long as he didn't look him in the eye.

Gothmolly: UBIA ?

Thread over.

Maple he was ashking for it.

farked link?

quixana: FrancoFile: When did "coach" stop being a job description or form of address, and start being a name?

"the coach" or "Coach Bergman": good
"Coach": bad

I would say: because it is a title. Similar to how you could call him Mister Bergman or Mister. Or how about Dr. Bergman or Doctor. Get it?
/You didn't play many sports in high school did you?

I call the doctor "Doctor" to his face; not when I'm speaking about him in the third person. FAIL.

And when I ran track and cross-country, nobody referred to the coach as just plain "Coach".

So my question stands: when did this happen?

Man up nancy

the_cnidarian: Maple he was ashking for it.

I'll bat he was, based on the article. Does this single incident make him a homersexual? Hit seems it might, unless someone changes up their story. Glad the coach got caught.

So, my question is, did any of the players come forward and say that this is what happened, or is the some of that he said he said type of stuff?

tasteme: it would have surfaced during 40 years of coaching young men. He is shocked by this.

that's what they said about the priests.

and, subby, low blow to ball players. but it's funny anyway

I saw what you thought you did there.

They must know the ping pong players from Ding Dang that don't like to lose.

UCF Unsolicited Coach Farking

FrancoFile: So my question stands: when did this happen?

Today. It happened today.

/Better now?

I hope all of his previously abused players start coming out of the woodwork and sue the loser fark and the college into bankrupcty and disgrace. Instead of hiding behind his mommy's lawyer's skirt, he should just DIAF, self-inflicted.

/yeah, had a coach like that
//over 30 years ago

tasteme: it would have surfaced during 40 years of coaching young men. He is shocked by this.

that's what they said about the priests...

I read an interesting thing a while back. During the 80s, one of the big talkshow events (Phil Donahue, I think) had a special on those claiming childhood abuse by Catholic priests. Viewers were so enraged and filled with disbelief at the prospect that death threats and vulgar messages began pouring to the studios. Audiences literally could not believe that (a) priests would ever do that and (b) that it would not have surfaced to a greater extent before.

These days, of course, it's become so widely known that jokes are pretty commonplace.

/Bit of a tangent, but I find that oddly fascinating

"There's no crying in Baseball!"

Selfabortion: Simulated anal rape with a bat = 2nd and a half base??

No. Home run. After a bat it doesn't matter what you're packing, it's gonna be a painless home run. No KY required.

And he slides into turd.

Sounds like someone finally found the key to the batter's box.

Woah-this happened at my school. Seriously-I look out my dorm window and I can see the place where this most likely happened.

I didn't know the internet and real world intersected.

I assume the university talked to the players and got the full story on this. Otherwise they are really really stupid.

Brings whole new meaning to the term "swinging at a backdoor breaking ball"...

/Man God's gonna get me for that one...

If you play organized sports sooner or later you're going to be raped with a foreign object. It's all part of growing up.

I thought you used cork on a bat, not used the bat as a cork.

What do I know...

FrancoFile:
I call the doctor "Doctor" to his face; not when I'm speaking about him in the third person. FAIL.

And when I ran track and cross-country, nobody referred to the coach as just plain "Coach".

So my question stands: when did this happen?
It's been done on every team I've ever played on. It's not anything new, and if it bothers you you need to get a new hobby.

subby Crying now allowed in baseball

Pillow biting too.

That's nothin'. I taped Larry Lester's buns together.

ill_83: FrancoFile:
I call the doctor "Doctor" to his face; not when I'm speaking about him in the third person. FAIL.

And when I ran track and cross-country, nobody referred to the coach as just plain "Coach".

So my question stands: when did this happen?
It's been done on every team I've ever played on. It's not anything new, and if it bothers you you need to get a new hobby.

Like when enlisted men call their officers by their rank, "Good morning major" or "Last one in is an Ensign!"

phlegmmo: And he slides into turd.

Gold.

phlegmmo: And he slides into turd.

Vote: Winner

Really though, good luck with the "victim" getting hired by any major leage team after this.

Abner Louima does not approve.

FrancoFile: When did "coach" stop being a job description or form of address, and start being a name?

"the coach" or "Coach Bergman": good
"Coach": bad

Wow, you've really made an ass of yourself today.

In the U.S. (and many other cultures) it is appropriate to refer to a person by their title: Sir, Mr., Dr., Prof...

He'll get over it?

Ah yes, the Louima thing was bad news.

The way they told everyone the cops had been convicted, then two years later quietly dismissed the charges, was one of the worst judicial maneuvers I've ever seen in the United States.

Li'l Abner, Louima.

Some of y'all should read the article before posting.

holiday_inn_in_cambodia, rabidarmadillo24, Begoggle:

I've seen this on the news, and there's been no reports of anything about the players coming forward. Personally, I believe it's because earlier this year a football player died and then it was later revealed that many of the players had been saying that the coach was there when he shouldn't have been, that evidently the training was much harder than rules allow it to be, that it wasn't actually "voluntary" training, blah blah blah, and that UCF had been covering it up. So instead of dealing with another media frenzy, they'd nip it in the bud... and fail horrifically

/ Not the biggest fan of UCF
// Still wonders what they were thinking with the new stadium
/// Wok / Trampoline ftw!!
// SLASHIES //