Wow. The Japanese doing something disgustingly weird.
*faints from shock*

They could at least use whale poo.

+1 for jpgirlz

I expect to see some pics of hot Japanese babes in this thread.

I'd rather be shiat faced then eat swallows nest soup.

Bukkake not working out for them?

tentacle thread ?

Two birds, a Japanese woman, one cup?

TTIWWOP

/wait... what?

Birdkake?

Bird thread!

No more facesex for youuuuu!

Isn't this just life imitating art?

/I swear those videos are legal in the US

It's no weirder than any number of aphrodisiacs.

Except you thankfully don't eat it.

Beauty isn't their problem, it's the weirdness.

/and so it begins

At least one hundred years ago, lipstick used to be made from bird droppings and colored powders.

Things have come a long way, huh?

Bird-kake?

Oh sure, Wikipedia only mentions beeswax, crushed beetles and fish scales, so now I look like I'm making shiat up.

Seriously, it was on Discovery once.

mascara used to be (and the good stuff still is) made from bat guano. I buy it. 25 bucks a tube.

The Damned: Oh sure, Wikipedia only mentions beeswax, crushed beetles and fish scales, so now I look like I'm making shiat up.

Seriously, it was on Discovery once.

there's nothing made up about make up

... and this is news how, exactly? They've been doing it for centuries, get over it.

/might as well use bat guano, it's the same main ingredient

H_is_for_Heretic: mascara used to be (and the good stuff still is) made from bat guano. I buy it. 25 bucks a tube.

Is there anything excreta can't do?

Hooray for bird flu!

Mrs. Skwidd says she's heard of it, but it's about as common as people in the states drinking pee to aid to stay young. Yeah, some people do it and believe in it, but it's not like it's widespread.

I used to use a face powder, in the 80's, that was made of nightingale poop. It was a lovely white solid block in a clear plastic box. It works really well with pale skin!

steevmit: They could at least use whale poo.

Nah, whale vomit is much better!

Skwidd: Mrs. Skwidd says she's heard of it, but it's about as common as people in the states drinking pee to aid to stay young.

Then my daughter will be 8 forever!

/I'll take a seat...we'll share one, actually, no need for two tickets, thanks

What the fark is wrong with German Japanese people?

"In an effort to look beautiful and reverse the nation's declining birthrate,..."
WAITAMOTHERFARKINGMINUTE... so you mean to tell me that some japanese women think they need to slather bird shiat on their faces to get their men to fark them more?

Am I missing something?

/SEND THEM TO ME.

I've got two birds- could this be the opportunity to make money off all those droppings I clean out of the cages?? Would be cool if the little guys could generate some income.

/But if nothing else, they are good company.

nathimuspr1me: there's nothing made up about make up

Can you be banned for lame puns? Because this might be bad enough to warrant it.

Shani: steevmit: They could at least use whale poo.

Nah, whale vomit is much better!

Not precious ambergris!

lordargent: /and so it begins

Does the one in the middle have triple-tit?

So like I wonder if there's a salon where you can enjoy that cat-poop coffee while they slather birdshiat on your face.

/and maybe a pedicurist can pee on your feet to help control the athlete's foot

//fap fap fap fap fap

Am I the only one that doesn't see anything particularly gross about this? They take out all the bacteria and it doesn't smell bad, thereby nullifying the two top reasons that poop is gross.

Western civilization is way too squeamish.

It's not so bad -- it's only Nightingale poop.

H_is_for_Heretic: mascara used to be (and the good stuff still is) made from bat guano. I buy it. 25 bucks a tube.

Came here to say that. Guanine, which is more like "guano-extract," is also used in a lot of make-ups with pearly finishes.

Also appearing: fish eggs, lanolin (that nasty smelling greasy stuff in raw wool), cow placentas, beetle juice (dye obtained from smashing carmine beetles), whale vomit (less common now because it's expensive), and -apparently- foreskin. I'm not asking from what species.

/Does not wear make-up.

Nothing new, this appears in a Japanese novella I was reading the other day, the Portrait of Shulgin by Tanizaki, where a blind, vain musician keeps nightingale's for their dropping. She also has a kinky relationship with her pupil, a terrible disfigurement,and inspires a really creepy eye-clawing out incident in her lover. Good read for 1933 Japan.

Unavailable for comment due to scheduling conflict.

is there a fetish that Japan can't think of?

I'd just like to comment on that whole Asian Fever thing people are always talking about -- it's real.

As a freshman in college, I met and dated this petite, polished, beautiful little asian doll and inevitably (as with most relationships at that age) we broke up. Thereafter, I think I dated 7 more asians girls in a row (all quite petite and beautiful).

Somehow, I managed to marry a blue-eyed blonde (first non-asian girl I dated since college) -- but I still have a hard time not appreciating the refined beauty of asians. It's like some weird disease. A fever, one might say.

H_is_for_Heretic: mascara used to be (and the good stuff still is) made from bat guano. I buy it. 25 bucks a tube.

Batguano? The guy from Dr. Strangelove who was obsessed with preversions?

In an effort to look beautiful and reverse the nation's declining birthrate, Japanese women are slathering their faces with bird poo. You're doing it wrong

OK, first of all, it's the other end. Second, it's the other end.

Blink: Somehow, I managed to marry a blue-eyed blonde (first non-asian girl I dated since college) -- but I still have a hard time not appreciating the refined beauty of asians. It's like some weird disease. A fever, one might say.

I have a friend who refers to non-asian guys who just want to date asian girls as "Rice Kings."

Works for me.

Dear Japanese Women,

Hi, its the rest of the world. I know you don't hear this enough but you are beautiful. You are usually thin, look years younger then you truly are, and are trained from youth to obey a man. All perfect qualities that real men want.

If you really want to get your man off I have a few suggestions.

Shave. Jesus Christ, it doesnt have to be smooth but it shouldn't look like birds nest either.

Stop selling your used panties in vending machines. It doesn't help the cause and its also dirty in a bad way.

Grow tentacles If your porn is true, that would help. I know its a short step away from testicles but its what your men want.

I hope this helps.

Best of luck in the whole getting pregnant thing.

Obscure:

"I have a friend who refers to non-asian guys who just want to date asian girls as "Rice Kings."

Works for me.

Your friend sounds like a douche, sorry to let you know.

WebbMonkey: Obscure:

"I have a friend who refers to non-asian guys who just want to date asian girls as "Rice Kings."

Works for me.

Your friend sounds like a douche, sorry to let you know.

I second that, due to the fact that "rice kings," is in no way pithy or funny.
Just saying.

In an effort to look beautiful and reverse the nation's declining birthrate, Japanese women are slathering their faces with bird poo. You're doing it wong.

I the only one that read it that way?


/I know, wrong nationality, but it still made me chuckle.

AM I the only one that read it that way?

FTFM

Amazing coincidence, as I just started reading "Memoirs of a Geisha" and the narrator mentions early on that the good face goo that the geishas use is made from nightingale poop.

Mmmm.... Meisa Kuroki