OK.

Along similar lines, I just pissed off my neighbor, and while watching him throw a fit, I got the whole picture on how the Liberals are responsible for every bad thing that's happened in the last eight years (why that time frame?) including tsunamis and toxic loan products.

I am going to reach total enlightenment any day now, I am learning so much Relevant and Real Truth these days.

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Cleveland, Coolidge, Carter, Clinton.

Madison, Monroe, McKinley.

As long as we never have another Bush I'm okay.

/Thanks Wikipedia.

Dammit. That settles that, then.

McCain or Clinton '08 it is, then.

When John Adams was elected, we'd only seen W's....

Of course.

We'd never let an Irishman be President!

If Obama wins, we may have to reconsider some presidential nicknames:

~ Bill (William Jefferson) Clinton
* The First Black President

~ Thomas Jefferson
* The Negro President

yet none of the presidents have been an MC

burndtdan: yet none of the presidents have been an MC

Miley Cyrus in 2028!

Etchy333: We'd never let an Irishman be President!

"We'll take the n****rs and the chinks. But not the Irish."

burndtdan: yet none of the presidents have been an MC

actually i take that back, i forgot about rappin' ronnie.

Man, that just proves that I have to throw away all my opinions about the man, they must all be wrong, because you did a little bit of farking pointless research Subby. Thanks for being a farking failure and please go EABOD.

There has also never been a President elected who was half-black, a woman, or present at the drafting of the Magna Carta, but one of those things is about to change come November.

Somebody help GAT_00 get that pole out of his arse.

GAT_00: Man, that just proves that I have to throw away all my opinions about the man, they must all be wrong, because you did a little bit of farking pointless research Subby. Thanks for being a farking failure and please go EABOD.

*cough*lightenup*cough*

Three Presidents have been elected with a last initial of "M", four had the last initial "C" penis. Not one single "O" va jay jay in the entire history folks, you can all go home now.

I like that one better.

and in the modern era the tallest candidate and the candidate with the most royal lineage always won.....until 2004

/yes Bill Clinton had more royal lineage that GHW Bush

Shouldn't you count Cleveland twice?

KiwDaWabbit: There has also never been a President elected who was half-black, a woman, or present at the drafting of the Magna Carta, but one of those things is about to change come November.

the only thing older than mccain-is-old jokes is john mccain.

burndtdan: the only thing older than mccain-is-old jokes is john mccain.

burndtdan: yet none of the presidents have been an MC


Yet. Wait till 2012.

Hang On Voltaire: and in the modern era the tallest candidate and the candidate with the most royal lineage always won.....until 2004

/yes Bill Clinton had more royal lineage that GHW Bush


And no left-handed president had ever been re-elected...until 1996.

the percentage of people whose last names end with M and C and much larger than the percentage of people whose last names end in O. To be expected.

Only two people (Warren Harding and John F. Kennedy) have ever gone directly from the Senate to the White House. This year, all three remaining major candidates are Senators.

Bill Clinton - First Black President

George W. Bush - First African-American President (for his spending in Africa)

Barack Obama - First Attractive and Successful President

GAT_00: Man, that just proves that I have to throw away all my opinions about the man, they must all be wrong, because you did a little bit of farking pointless research Subby. Thanks for being a farking failure and please go EABOD.

EABOD FTW

burndtdan: yet none of the presidents have been an MC

What about Warren G?

How symbolic: Favorite Big "Brown" wins a squeaker, edging out the Filly who needs to be euthanized....

burndtdan: yet none of the presidents have been an MC

In the year three thousand and thirty everyone'll want to be an MC.

/caught in the grip of the city

THIS IS GREAT NEWS! FOR HILLARY!!

burndtdan: yet none of the presidents have been an MC

I submit to you President MCA and his chief of staff (and campaign chair) Mike D.

He'll have no problem raising funds for the campaign. After all, the Mike is for "money" and the D is for "diamond".

ODDwhun: burndtdan: yet none of the presidents have been an MC


Yet. Wait till 2012.

no, it'll be 2008

/Have you ever seen those two in the same room?

They forgot David Achison O'Muthafarkaforaday.

dumbest
greenlit
ever

Prospero424: burndtdan: yet none of the presidents have been an MC

I submit to you President MCA and his chief of staff (and campaign chair) Mike D.

He'll have no problem raising funds for the campaign. After all, the Mike is for "money" and the D is for "diamond".

Not the lumberjack DJ (Adrock)?

I'd vote for someone who gets 11 points off the word "quagmire".

Before he was assassinated, Abraham Lincoln spent some time in Monroe, Maryland.

Here is another one. 100% so far have been male. That would be no females. So since there have been no presidents who surname begins with O and no female presidents, that means its a McCain presidency.....?

Also, in the beginning, there has never been a president so it was so weird that Washington was the first since it was just unheard of before. Can we apply the asinine tag to that headline now?

hovsm: Here is another one. 100% so far have been male. That would be no females. So since there have been no presidents who surname begins with O and no female presidents, that means its a McCain presidency.....?

Nope; McCain, if elected, would be the oldest president in history.

So, that excludes all of them.

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: I'd vote for someone who gets 11 points off the word "quagmire".

Hehehehe, nice one.

ManatOrr: hovsm: Here is another one. 100% so far have been male. That would be no females. So since there have been no presidents who surname begins with O and no female presidents, that means its a McCain presidency.....?

Nope; McCain, if elected, would be the oldest president in history.

So, that excludes all of them.

haha! These presidents have no precedents.

Prospero424: burndtdan: yet none of the presidents have been an MC

I submit to you President MCA and his chief of staff (and campaign chair) Mike D.

He'll have no problem raising funds for the campaign. After all, the Mike is for "money" and the D is for "diamond".

Is it alright to be shaken by how friggin' old the Beasties look?

This just in: Nothing has ever been done until the first time it is done.

"They just discriminate against us because our names end in a vowel!"

lord-humungus:
Before he was assassinated, Abraham Lincoln John F. Kennedy spent some time in Monroe, Maryland.

FTFY.

I Miss Mah Bucket:
Shouldn't you count Cleveland twice?

Yes, but count him non-consecutively if possible.

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Somewhere in her castle, Hillary has a magic mirror, and when she used to ask "Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?", it used to say "You dear are the fairest one of all, and will soon be Queen". But recently it has been saying something like "You dear are loved, but there is someone in the kingdom named Bonbon Biracial that is loved even more than you are." Lacking a poison apple that can put Bonbon Biracial to sleep for a hundred years .... um I think I am confusing Snow White with Sleeping Beauty, and can't imagine what Hillary will do instead of a poison apple, but I am convinced she has a magic mirror that she has been consulting.
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Ever read the original Sleeping Beauty? You'd never recognize it. The biggest difference? She's not awakened by a kiss from the prince, but rather the nudging of her newborn twins. Yep, while she was asleep, the prince, er, well, you know, even though he was already married to another woman!

Here's the full presidential last initial list

A ***
B ***
C ****
D
E *
F **
G **
H *****
I
J ****
K *
L *
M ***
N *
O
P **
Q
R ***
S
T ****
U
V *
W **
X
Y
Z

Technically, Coolidge was not elected to his first term (he became president when Harding died). Although, he can still be considered an elected president, as he won the 1924 election.

/"Van Buren" was counted as a V, but you could add it to the Bs instead, if you desired
//The only vowel that seems to do well is "A"
///We sure have a lot of presidents who got the H into the office!

RevMercutio: Is it alright to be shaken by how friggin' old the Beasties look?
yeah they must be as old as Madonna.

Etchy333 We'd never let an Irishman be President!

Yep. It wouldn't surprise me if most Americans with an O name were O'-something, followed by Hispanics (Ortega, Ortiz etc.), then Slavics (Ostrovsky, Obruchev etc.) and Asians (Okada, Okimoto).