It is of no concern......We will triumph!

Cue the home schooled dude's wife.

Damn. Clintoned in the boobies.

what is that first picture from? can anyone tell me?

My math is not that good, is that one lawsuit, two lawsuits, or four lawsuits?

Goldeneye007: what is that first picture from? can anyone tell me?

Cavity Creeps
/We make holes in teeth!

I don't understand this fairly recent (it seems anyway) obsession over white teeth. Every time I see someone with brilliantly white teeth it looks freakish and unnatural. No thanks.

/Toothbrush is enough for me.

Whatever the hell happened to a 50 cent toothbrush and tube of toothpaste?

/get off my lawn!

Crest can go stuff it. Some companies took their original product and made better versions of it. Deal with it.

I tried using Crest whitestrips a couple of time and hated them. Once you get the backing off, the strips are flimsy and the gel gets everywhere. And forget trying to use both the top and bottom strips at the same time, unless you can stop salivating completely. I gave up trying to use the bottom one at the same time as the top because it kept slipping off my teeth, so I gave up.

I wanted to try the Listerine dissolving strips or the Aquafresh white trays. Has anyone used either product and can talk about what they're like/whether they're worth buying?

Every time I think of crest white strips I think of that time in the Army when my friend took a dump in an empty box of crest white strips and we told some kid there was free crest white strips up for grabs. He was happy at first and then looked inside to see the concentrated evil staring back at him. Anger was the result.

anahamkarah: I don't understand this fairly recent (it seems anyway) obsession over white teeth. Every time I see someone with brilliantly white teeth it looks freakish and unnatural. No thanks.

/Toothbrush is enough for me.

I know what you mean. I went to a club with my wife recently and there was one of her friends there that does some sort of weird treatment on her teeth - they glowed fluro blue under the lights.

It was actually kind of freaky.

That being said, I'm getting mind capped and brightened next week. So I guess I'm kind of a hypocrite :)

DrGunsforHands: Cavity Creeps

I always wondered why they never fired directly on the buildings. Isn't the point of a flying machine the ability to bypass defenses?

TwistedFark: anahamkarah: I don't understand this fairly recent (it seems anyway) obsession over white teeth. Every time I see someone with brilliantly white teeth it looks freakish and unnatural. No thanks.

/Toothbrush is enough for me.

I know what you mean. I went to a club with my wife recently and there was one of her friends there that does some sort of weird treatment on her teeth - they glowed fluro blue under the lights.

It was actually kind of freaky.

That being said, I'm getting mind capped and brightened next week. So I guess I'm kind of a hypocrite :)

That's so weird! My wife's do that in UV light whenever the pool boy comes to put in chlorine. Think he may be using too much?

Goldeneye007: what is that first picture from? can anyone tell me?

Not born in the 70's eh?

lordargent: I always wondered why they never fired directly on the buildings. Isn't the point of a flying machine the ability to bypass defenses?

amazing_live_seamonkeys: [comic book guy]

I'm not fat, yellow, or a comic book fan :P

/unless you count saturday morning cartoons that were based on comic books.

TwistedFark: anahamkarah: I don't understand this fairly recent (it seems anyway) obsession over white teeth. Every time I see someone with brilliantly white teeth it looks freakish and unnatural. No thanks.

/Toothbrush is enough for me.

I know what you mean. I went to a club with my wife recently and there was one of her friends there that does some sort of weird treatment on her teeth - they glowed fluro blue under the lights.

It was actually kind of freaky.

That being said, I'm getting mind capped and brightened next week. So I guess I'm kind of a hypocrite :)

I got mind-capped last week and now I think only happy thoughts.

lordargent: amazing_live_seamonkeys: [comic book guy]

I'm not fat, yellow, or a comic book fan :P

/unless you count saturday morning cartoons that were based on comic books.

When I laugh at others, I laugh at myself.

/Currently watching "They Live" on DVR

lordargent:
I always wondered why they never fired directly on the buildings. Isn't the point of a flying machine the ability to bypass defenses?

You might be overthinking this.

E Arkhe: lordargent:
I always wondered why they never fired directly on the buildings. Isn't the point of a flying machine the ability to bypass defenses?

You might be overthinking this.

Well yeah, duh, they make holes in teeth. It's the other guys that make holes in buildings.

Which one is run by satanists again?

Lorem lpsum: Which one is run by satanists again?

That was Proctor & Gamble back in a day (new window)

Malinki: Well yeah, duh, they make holes in teeth. It's the other guys that make holes in buildings.

Obviously.

If those idiotic Crest Kids or whatever they were called would quit leaving teeth all over the place, the Cavity Creaps would go away. They never seemed interested in anything but putting holes in teeth.

I was going to get my teeth whitened. Then I said, screw that, I'll just get a tan instead.

/paraphrased
//maybe
///RIP Mitch

boom

because 1 minute > 5 > 10

intended image

f u internet

actually, 1

anahamkarah: I don't understand this fairly recent (it seems anyway) obsession over white teeth. Every time I see someone with brilliantly white teeth it looks freakish and unnatural. No thanks.

/Toothbrush is enough for me.


THIS.

Barakku:
That's so weird! My wife's do that in UV light whenever the pool boy comes to put in chlorine. Think he may be using too much?


Pool boy...your wife...white teeth...must...resist...joke.

/semen

Nickers:
I wanted to try the Listerine dissolving strips or the Aquafresh white trays. Has anyone used either product and can talk about what they're like/whether they're worth buying?

I tried some sort of tray variant, and they were a pain. They had the same salivation problem as the strips, only moreso since they were, well, trays. Worse than the Crest strips. The dissolving strips sound like an excellent product since I hated the Crest ones too, but I've been concerned about other things dentally speaking (that is, the crown that fell off last week that I haven't had a chance to get reattached)

aren't patent disputes fun!

anahamkarah: I don't understand this fairly recent (it seems anyway) obsession over white teeth. Every time I see someone with brilliantly white teeth it looks freakish and unnatural. No thanks.

/Toothbrush is enough for me.


"Hell, I ain't seen teeth look that straight that weren't store-bought."

Scoth: Nickers:
I wanted to try the Listerine dissolving strips or the Aquafresh white trays. Has anyone used either product and can talk about what they're like/whether they're worth buying?

I tried some sort of tray variant, and they were a pain. They had the same salivation problem as the strips, only moreso since they were, well, trays. Worse than the Crest strips. The dissolving strips sound like an excellent product since I hated the Crest ones too, but I've been concerned about other things dentally speaking (that is, the crown that fell off last week that I haven't had a chance to get reattached)


Thank you! :) Good to know. If the trays are too expensive then, maybe I won't try them.

Goldeneye007: what is that first picture from? can anyone tell me?

old toothpaste commercial, right? Crest?

My step-sister and her husband are patent attorneys for P&G. I'm guessing they're behind this. She's told me stories of going after other dental product offenders.

/getting a kick out of these replies.

You shore got a pretty mouf. Lemme guess... white-strips?

Procter & Gamble, no Proctor.

/got nuthin'

MexicanNerd: Procter & Gamble, no Proctor.

/got nuthin'

Yeah, I saw I did that but wasn't motivated enough to fix it.

For those that tried and don't like those strips, try the Sensident whitening toothpaste.

My wife received bad genes when it comes to her teeth's color (not that they are that bad but anyways), so she's tried a few products, and so far, the only one that I honestly, this toothpaste outdoes everything else I've seen...

So I've tried it myself, and while I have naturally white teeth, this did made a difference.

_{/hates sounding like a commercial but hey, it works}

Anyone here that's tried these products... Have any of you tried a Dremmel?