Brilliant!

And she lost by a mere 7 votes in Guam. Whoa, not a good day for Hilldawg.

See? She's a curse upon everything she touches. She touched her husband's weiner once....cursed that. We all know how that turned out.

from the comments- LMAOF

that's a new one... Lit My Ass On Fire?

One little difference though: people feel sad for the horse.

Guam: Welcome to Hillary's United States and Territories that don't count

does that make Obama Big Brown?

A tragic story...but that is one awesome headline!

I hate Hillary Clinton.
I love horses.

/bittersweet

Not shot of Hills breaking her cankles at the finish line.

/sturdy.

this thread delivers!!!!!!1111
kudos there subby
yeah obama is big brown
colonel john (mccain)ran 6th and could not close-need levitra

I think you all are just beating a dead horse.

That is an incredible coincidence.

+1 to subby (and the article)

You know, one of the talking heads on msnbc was mentioning the possibility that the horse might be put down during the race when she was talking about that.

that makes her an elitist, right?

So we euphanize candidates that do not get the nomination now. Why didnt someone think of this sooner?

No ironic tag?

+1 invisible point to elrond

+1 great headline

...and finishes dead second...

Am I beating a dead horse if I point out again that Hillary supporters have picked the wrong horse?

/there was an old woman who swallowed a fly...
//horses

An incredible horse died today. I think it is very sad.

American flags fall behind her. Horses chosen by her die. And every state she wins suffers horrific problems right after the primary (tornadoes in TN, OK, and AR, blizzards in OH, church fire in Philly PA, among others).

A pox!

anahamkarah: I hate Hillary Clinton.
I love horses.

/bittersweet

This.

BalugaJoe: An incredible horse died today. I think it is very sad.


I agree.

BalugaJoe: An incredible horse died today. I think it is very sad.

Not for the glue and dog food makers.

If they destroyed the runner-ups at the Oscars......I'd watch

yyaskyy: BalugaJoe: An incredible horse died today. I think it is very sad.


I agree.

Second

/I have no remorse for Hilary though.
//The horse was the one who only missed by seven points and Hilary was put down right?
///Oh wait my bad

I was watching the race at a three year old's birthday party today. Before the race I was saying how funny it would be if the filly got edged out by the front-runner Big Brown because of Hillary’s comments earlier in the week. When this happened I brought up how ironic it was that she would come in second, but would not stop running even after she broke two legs so someone else had to put her out of her misery. The older people were aghast that I could be so callous. The younger people all had a good laugh.

Very sad.

BalugaJoe: An incredible horse died today. I think it is very sad.

Hey, I think it's sad too but you can't deny that the coincidence and symbolism are quite impressive.

Hey Hillary, why the long face?

She should have paste herself!

/rimshot
//thanks, I'll be here all week

This is why I love FARK

This is one of the best headlines I've read all year. It just got better and better with every word.

I don't like or dislike Hillary.
I've never met a horse that I liked, and I've met quite a few horses.
I like Elmers glue, never had dogfood though.
Not sure where I stand on this.

+1 to Elrond. And where the hell is that clappity thing from Orson Wells?

That headline is beautiful.

they just shot the horse on the spot? just like that?

dayum :-)

/how else do you kill a horse

elrond: does that make Obama Big Brown?

WINNER!!!!

BalugaJoe: An incredible horse died today. I think it is very sad.

Maybe I just was raised on a farm or something, but it is a farking horse. A very expensive selectively bred farking horse that was owned by a very rich person that made it labor all day every day of its life so they could say they owned a champion.

That was a beautiful horse that was put down today :(

To you Elrond.

DaSwankOne: BalugaJoe: An incredible horse died today. I think it is very sad.

Maybe I just was raised on a farm or something, but it is a farking horse. A very expensive selectively bred farking horse that was owned by a very rich person that made it labor all day every day of its life so they could say they owned a champion.

Still a beautiful animal though. I was saddened to hear it as well.

politics Junkie: So we euphanize candidates that do not get the nomination now. Why didnt someone think of this sooner?

That's the wrong word...or it's misspelled...or it's the wrong word and it's misspelled.

Fascinatingly full of fail.

That article was shorter then the headline for it....

rawkus: from the comments- LMAOF

that's a new one... Lit My Ass On Fire?



Will both LMAOF and LMCMAOF

/Light My Country Music Award On Fire

DerDuschbagen:
/how else do you kill a horse

Massive IV drug overdose. The only time anyone shoots a horse anymore is if it's the farmer at home who can't be bothered to call the vet. And they certainly wouldn't do it right there on the track as the public watched.

/hates the racing industry
//death during the race is far from the only reason

Wow. Just read the article. The horse actually was killed on the spot. That's kind of appalling. Wasn't there any way to fix her ankles?

Never was a big fan of horses...I don't see what all the fuss is, but I think that's a bit messed up.

Eight Belles actually had a chance to win the big race, and competed well until the ugly end..

Which is a hell of a lot more than can be said for Obama, who has a zero chance to win the big race and will finish even more ugly than that poor horse did.