I've been shot with a BB gun.

I have a pellet lodged in my arm from a stupid stepdad who was trying to take my BB gun away from me. I faught with him, and it went off in my arm. Bubbles came out.

Lead poisioning?

Maybe.

Stepdad gone and forgotten?

Winnah!

Having been involved in BB gun fights as a 13 year-old I at first didn't think it was that big of a deal. Then I realized that it takes a special kind of trash to get loaded and intentionally hurt your 8 year-old child to amuse your boyfriend. The BB might of hurt, but hopefully it will be the catalyst that removes that girl from such horrible parenting.

She was wearing 3 pairs of pants?

I thought only the homeless, and altar boys did that.

Sounds like a Dollar Menu commercial or something.

Disgusting...

I'm just happy it wasn't a real firearm!!!

People are too quick to blame alcohol. Alcohol never hurt nobody. It's me best mate...

*hic*

doyner: Having been involved in BB gun fights as a 13 year-old I at first didn't think it was that big of a deal. Then I realized that it takes a special kind of trash to get loaded and intentionally hurt your 8 year-old child to amuse your boyfriend. The BB might of hurt, but hopefully it will be the catalyst that removes that girl from such horrible parenting.

I came here to say it was a bit excessive. They really don't hurt that bad. But yea the more I think about it this.

"C'mon hunny, let play the Trailer Park William Tell game!"

A 28-year-old woman shot her 8-year-old daughter in the thigh with a BB gun to win a $1 bet with her boyfriend

And you thought rednecks only lived in the South...

/redneck

doyner: ...might of HAVE hurt...

/Sorry, just really sick of seeing that stupid error made by so many people. Pet peeve of mine.

FTA: The boyfriend bet the mother $1 she wouldn't shoot the girl. The mother responded by taking the gun and shooting the girl, who was wearing three pairs of pants. The BB deflected off her leg and struck her 7-year-old brother, who wasn't injured.

Huh?

Mandatory hysterectomy and deportation to Canada effective immediately.

The real question is: was she (the daughter) hot?

/what?

Only $1.00? WTF!

ManatOrr: FTA: The boyfriend bet the mother $1 she wouldn't shoot the girl. The mother responded by taking the gun and shooting the girl, who was wearing three pairs of pants. The BB deflected off her leg and struck her 7-year-old brother, who wasn't injured.

Huh?


I'm guessing the bet was that the BB could not penetrate the layered clothing of the child...

Still disgusting...

I second the "huh?" on the three pairs of pants. Seems kind of lucky she just happened to be wearing her lucky makeshift armor on the day her mommy got a little frisky with the bb gun.

ModernRomeo: The real question is: was she (the daughter) hot?

/what?

So you're having a seat over there then huh...

My dad shot me in the ass with a BB gun. The BB had to be surgically removed. He did it on purpose but, he didn't do it to intentionally harm me. He thought it would be funny. When it wasn't he was kicking himself the whole time, and sucking up to me the whole time. He thought he'd get a good yelp out of me and we would all go on our marry way. I love my dad, I knew it was an accident.

Bucky Katt: Only $1.00? WTF!

Well, I guess risking the safety of your own family for that much money is worth it.

monkeyman3875: So you're having a seat over there then huh...

He just wanted to warn her about internet predators. And he's never done anything like that before. So he can go, right?

When I was growing up, my aunt bought me a Red Ryder BB gun (no compass in stock or thing that tells time, though). This was a single pump-action BB gun; it wouldn't take more than one pump. To demonstrate to my parents how safe the rifle was, I shot, point blank, my own foot (shoe on). You felt the air pressure coming out of the muzzle more than the BB.

/I have no point; I just like this story.

NickelP: doyner: Having been involved in BB gun fights as a 13 year-old I at first didn't think it was that big of a deal. Then I realized that it takes a special kind of trash to get loaded and intentionally hurt your 8 year-old child to amuse your boyfriend. The BB might of hurt, but hopefully it will be the catalyst that removes that girl from such horrible parenting.

I came here to say it was a bit excessive. They really don't hurt that bad. But yea the more I think about it this.

Pretty much my exact train of thought.

'BBs don't hurt that much, it might toughen the snowflake up a bit. Wait, Mom shouldn't shoot snowflake, that's bad...'

Back when I was in junior high, there was a farm across from the school that we would cut across sometimes to avoid being late. There were rumors that the farmer would shoot salt pellets (whatever they were) at you if he caught you on his property, but nobody seemed to know this for a fact.

Then one day as I was cutting through the farm, I heard the farmer yell, and felt a pain in the ring finger of my right hand. I had been hit with something, and it left a small 1/2 inch cut there, but didn't stick in, so I don't really know what it was. I took off running and didn't look back.

Needless to say, I never cut through there again, and I still have a scar on my finger some 20 years later.

Wait, Mom shouldn't shoot snowflake, that's bad...'

Mom shouldn't have popped out her two snowflakes by age 21 and no husband.

Wise_Guy: the farmer would shoot salt pellets (whatever they were)

Rock salt? That's a kind of hillbilly way to shoot people without necessarily killing them, just load up shells with rock salt. Very little penetration at long range but apparently stings like hell.

Jeff_from_MD: Wait, Mom shouldn't shoot snowflake, that's bad...'

Mom shouldn't have popped out her two snowflakes by age 21 and no husband.

AAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahhaAAAAAH!

You sir, are a douchebag. Of all the things, you chastise for unmarried sex.

morrisonsl: Wise_Guy: the farmer would shoot salt pellets (whatever they were)

Rock salt? That's a kind of hillbilly way to shoot people without necessarily killing them, just load up shells with rock salt. Very little penetration at long range but apparently stings like hell.

Watch Kill Bill vol. II, she get's shot w/ salt pellets. almost no penetration, but the salt on raw flesh burns like hell.

morrisonsl: Wise_Guy: the farmer would shoot salt pellets (whatever they were)

Rock salt? That's a kind of hillbilly way to shoot people without necessarily killing them, just load up shells with rock salt. Very little penetration at long range but apparently stings like hell.

I don't know if it was rock salt. I definitely didn't hear a shotgun blast, nor was there any lingering sting from the shot, but I never saw what hit me. It probably was a regular pellet-- I don't think a BB would have cut me like I was.

The boyfriend then grabbed the gun, ran from the house and drove away.

Hey, wait. He owes her a dollar!

How do you shoot women and children?!

ManatOrr: FTA: The boyfriend bet the mother $1 she wouldn't shoot the girl. The mother responded by taking the gun and shooting the girl, who was wearing three pairs of pants. The BB deflected off her leg and struck her 7-year-old brother, who wasn't injured.

Huh?

Do you suppose mommy had her put those on because they were going to shoot her with the bb gun? I don't know. Just sayin'.

ODDwhun: The boyfriend then grabbed the gun, ran from the house and drove away.

Hey, wait. He owes her a dollar!

Why did that also strike me as being important?

Ah, yeah, the protagonist did get blasted with rock salt pellets in Kill Bill.

Still, you would have heard a blast if that was what hit you that time.

I once shot my wife with a really low-power bb gun on accident. Hit her right in the ass.

/now that i'm divorced from her, I wish it had been a head-shot.

Geologist: How do you shoot women and children?!

Easy... you just don't lead 'em as much

Geologist: How do you shoot women and children?!

It's easy. You just don't lead 'em as much!

morrisonsl: Ah, yeah, the protagonist did get blasted with rock salt pellets in Kill Bill.

Still, you would have heard a blast if that was what hit you that time.


Get out of here college boy!

ManatOrr: Jeff_from_MD: Wait, Mom shouldn't shoot snowflake, that's bad...'

Mom shouldn't have popped out her two snowflakes by age 21 and no husband.

AAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahhaAAAAAH!

You sir, are a douchebag. Of all the things, you chastise for unmarried sex.

So I'm pretty much going to have to agree with you there.

I hardly think the mother's greatest faulty action was to have sex.

LOGICAL_PSYCHO: Geologist: How do you shoot women and children?!

Easy... you just don't lead 'em as much

please send the check for a new keyboard to ........

Damnit, beaten.

Anyone who criticizes this gun-loving woman is an elitist.

Some neighbor girl shot me with a BB gun when I was about 10. I was sitting on a truck and she was on her family's deck and she aimed at me and shot me in the back. Sniper in the making. My dad promptly went over to her house, and told her that if she ever did that again he would wrap the farking gun around her neck. My dad is pretty scary.

She never did that again.

crap... sorry for the bold in my last post... stupid keystrokes!

funsized: ManatOrr: Jeff_from_MD: Wait, Mom shouldn't shoot snowflake, that's bad...'

Mom shouldn't have popped out her two snowflakes by age 21 and no husband.

AAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahhaAAAAAH!

You sir, are a douchebag. Of all the things, you chastise for unmarried sex.

So I'm pretty much going to have to agree with you there.

I hardly think the mother's greatest faulty action was to have sex.

Pretty sure it's more a reference to not using birth control. Of the hundreds of college aged girls I know who have premarital sex, only a few exceptionally stupid ones have popped out a kid.

ManatOrr: Jeff_from_MD: Wait, Mom shouldn't shoot snowflake, that's bad...'

Mom shouldn't have popped out her two snowflakes by age 21 and no husband.

AAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahhaAAAAAH!

You sir, are a douchebag. Of all the things, you chastise for unmarried sex.

No. He chastises for unmarried child birthing. I, on the other hand, chastise you for failing reading comprehension.

ManatOrr: Jeff_from_MD: Wait, Mom shouldn't shoot snowflake, that's bad...'

Mom shouldn't have popped out her two snowflakes by age 21 and no husband.

AAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahhaAAAAAH!

You sir, are a douchebag. Of all the things, you chastise for unmarried sex.
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In his defense, I have no problem with unmarried sex, but pumping out kids when you have no ability to raise them properly, is a whole different story, as is drinking a 12 pack when you're babysitting.

They have this thing these days called birth control, and it isn't your divine right to just spit out kids when you can't take care of them.

There's a big difference between random breeding like stray animals, and child rearing, and it's rather hard to raise kids from jail.

monkeyman3875: LOGICAL_PSYCHO: Geologist: How do you shoot women and children?!

Easy... you just don't lead 'em as much

please send the check for a new keyboard to ........

Much as I would like to take credit, it is actually a line from one of the best movies of all time.
Full Metal Jacket

If you haven't seen it. Rent it, steal it, borrow it or buy it but definitely watch it.

fuzzwell: I've been shot with a BB gun.

I have a pellet lodged in my arm from a stupid stepdad who was trying to take my BB gun away from me. I faught with him, and it went off in my arm. Bubbles came out.

Lead poisioning?

Maybe.

Stepdad gone and forgotten?

Winnah!

Faught?

You hit him with your purse?