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(Daily Mail) Spiffy British supermarket is now selling ostrich eggs. Weigh in about 3lbs and take two hours to boil. (w/pic) Om nom nom nom   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 78
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Melly 2008-05-03 01:21:28 PM  
Eggcellent.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-05-03 01:21:29 PM  
i'll take 2 please

 
Chameleon 2008-05-03 01:23:28 PM  
Whatever. There's a place in Pike Place Market here in Seattle that's been selling them for years. They also have emu, duck, goose, and quail eggs, so it's pretty awesome.

 
tallen702 2008-05-03 01:25:13 PM  
Whole Foods has been doing this for quite some time.

 
Welcome to the Machine [TotalFark] 2008-05-03 01:25:26 PM  
Now, we just need to come up with some kind of Super-bacon........

 
mdeesnuts 2008-05-03 01:25:58 PM  
Is it weird that an image of my wife in a bikini pops in my head everytime I see "om nom nom nom'?

 
hitmanric 2008-05-03 01:26:26 PM  
Chameleon I think the point was that it was a supermarket selling these not one of your smug specialty shops.

 
Hubbard Boy 2008-05-03 01:27:55 PM  
Yeah, but does your supermarket have a tram (new window)?

 
JonnyJustice 2008-05-03 01:31:07 PM  
Hubbard Boy: Yeah, but does your supermarket have a tram (new window)?

"It glides as softly as a cloud."

tvmedia.ign.com

 
brantgoose 2008-05-03 01:31:34 PM  
And make a nice lamp out of the shell.

Personally I like an occasional dozen quail eggs. In other egg news, some SOB tried to steal the Peregrine Falcon's eggs out of a local nest. Apparently they are worth a fortune to collectors. So I guess I can't blame that on Dubya. Unless the price of eggs has gone up since I bought my last half-dozen.

 
Hollie Maea 2008-05-03 01:32:14 PM  
I've eaten Cassowary egg before. Quite an unusual flavor, but pretty good. It's kind of surprising how different it tastes from chicken eggs.

 
Cool Hand Luke 2008-05-03 01:32:35 PM  
Call me when they've got platypus eggs.

 
sozelle 2008-05-03 01:33:37 PM  
Is that a man or a woman in the pic? Tried to go by the name, but "Rowley???"

 
vodka 2008-05-03 01:34:28 PM  
Yeah but have you ever eating an Ostrich burger?

 
gnarly 2008-05-03 01:36:51 PM  
mdeesnuts: Is it weird that an image of my wife in a bikini pops in my head everytime I see "om nom nom nom'?

Tough to say without seeing a pic, but my guess is you're a lucky man.

 
Bob Ondeeznuts 2008-05-03 01:36:53 PM  
mdeesnuts: Is it weird that an image of my wife in a bikini pops in my head everytime I see "om nom nom nom'?

I told her the same thing last week.

 
T-Luv 2008-05-03 01:39:43 PM  
Welcome to the Machine: Now, we just need to come up with some kind of Super-bacon........

elephant bacon? hippo bacon?

 
studebaker hoch 2008-05-03 01:40:28 PM  
How much are the peregrine eggs worth?

 
you_farking_icehole 2008-05-03 01:41:15 PM  
"Hey man, wanna eat a bald eagle? Mmmmm.... tastes like freedom."

 
Coronach 2008-05-03 01:41:19 PM  
mdeesnuts: Is it weird that an image of my wife in a bikini pops in my head everytime I see "om nom nom nom'?

Maybe you have nommy issues.

 
WALMART.saves 2008-05-03 01:41:55 PM  
Welcome to the Machine: Now, we just need to come up with some kind of Super-bacon........

pbfcomics.com

 
sozelle 2008-05-03 01:42:42 PM  
T-Luv: Welcome to the Machine: Now, we just need to come up with some kind of Super-bacon........

elephant bacon? hippo bacon?


Cool Hand Luke: Call me when they've got platypus eggs.

Hmmm, scrambled playtpus eggs and butter-fried hippo bacon...that deserves an 'om nom nom nom.'

 
IWood 2008-05-03 01:42:58 PM  
T-Luv: .elephant bacon? hippo bacon?

Monkey bacon FTW.

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2008-05-03 01:43:41 PM  
This is an obvious hoax. The ostrich has been extinct since the early 19th century.

 
BlackPete 2008-05-03 01:44:14 PM  
sozelle: Is that a man or a woman in the pic? Tried to go by the name, but "Rowley???"

Yes.

 
awfulperson [TotalFark] 2008-05-03 01:44:57 PM  
OM NOM NOM NOM, NOM NOM NOM NOM, NOM NOM *pant-pant* NOM NOM, OM NOM, NOM...NOM...NOMORE. (passes out)

 
i hate jimmy page 2008-05-03 01:50:32 PM  
How about an ostrich omelet with real chunks of ostrich?

 
JellyDoughnut 2008-05-03 01:52:47 PM  
Where are the pics of Mike Rowe?

 
hogans 2008-05-03 01:52:55 PM  
www.tubearoo.com

Scientist: Stomach contents: One deviled egg.

Dr. Zoidberg: Deviled egg? [eats it from the tray]

Scientist: [pause] The same deviled egg.

 
roki 2008-05-03 01:56:28 PM  
T-Luv: Welcome to the Machine: Now, we just need to come up with some kind of Super-bacon........

elephant bacon? hippo bacon?


Horse steak?

/Bavette cheval.
//Yum!

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-05-03 01:57:05 PM  
JonnyJustice: Hubbard Boy: Yeah, but does your supermarket have a tram (new window)?

"It glides as softly as a cloud."


Is there a chance the track could bend?

 
relaxitsjustme 2008-05-03 01:59:00 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

 
Bekapy 2008-05-03 02:02:10 PM  
Ostrich Egg at home a la Natalie Dee...
Link (new window)

 
MonkeyMeg 2008-05-03 02:05:29 PM  
puffy999: JonnyJustice: Hubbard Boy: Yeah, but does your supermarket have a tram (new window)?

"It glides as softly as a cloud."

Is there a chance the track could bend?


Not on your life my Hindu friend!

 
Sique 2008-05-03 02:07:20 PM  
Now it's the turn of the ostrich to take off.

Hehe.

 
Welcome to the Machine [TotalFark] 2008-05-03 02:08:44 PM  
T-Luv: elephant bacon? hippo bacon?

Would like a word with you.

i231.photobucket.com

/shouldn't be obscure...

 
TownDrunk 2008-05-03 02:12:40 PM  
mdeesnuts: Is it weird that an image of my wife in a bikini pops in my head everytime I see "om nom nom nom'?

Is that because she eats too much??

 
Welcome to the Machine [TotalFark] 2008-05-03 02:13:33 PM  
BTW, before performing a GIS for "Granny"? TURN SAFE SEARCH ON!!!

 
SquirrelHumper 2008-05-03 02:16:44 PM  
That would make some amazing Balut

 
oregonexile [TotalFark] 2008-05-03 02:17:45 PM  
Welcome to the Machine

You warned me...my poor eyes.

 
okami36 2008-05-03 02:44:22 PM  
Dear lord...the omlettes that could make...

nom nom nomlette

 
DoWhatNowToWhat 2008-05-03 02:51:04 PM  
Seen going back for seconds:
www.tvsquad.com

couldn't they send a few of those to help the food shortages?

Upset that no one told him about this before he tried giant rabbits:
www.globalsecurity.org

 
Eagle2001 2008-05-03 02:51:35 PM  
They say ostrich has less fat, but you eat more of it.

/not obscure at all

 
damiangerous [TotalFark] 2008-05-03 02:53:58 PM  
sozelle: Is that a man or a woman in the pic? Tried to go by the name, but "Rowley???"


A) It's pretty obviously a male, even manly women who have facial hair don't have a full beard shadow.
B) He's referred to as "he" and "Mr" in the article.


 
DarthBrooks [TotalFark] 2008-05-03 03:00:23 PM  
Imagine ostrich balut.

(don't GIS "balut" if you don't know what it is. That's FAIR WARNING).

 
limboslam 2008-05-03 03:01:07 PM  
Welcome to the Machine: Now, we just need to come up with some kind of Super-bacon........

Just slice up Michael Moore.

 
Pyromancy5 2008-05-03 03:16:32 PM  
Wild oats has been selling those in the US for years

 
CanadaHauntsMe 2008-05-03 03:21:43 PM  
DarthBrooks: Imagine ostrich balut.

(don't GIS "balut" if you don't know what it is. That's FAIR WARNING).


Thank you for the incredibly farking disturbing mental image I have right now.

/I'm gonna go throw up

 
thatguyfred 2008-05-03 03:24:03 PM  
I eat all the eggs I want when your mom is ragging.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-05-03 03:24:44 PM  
thatguyfred: I eat all the eggs I want when your mom is ragging.

You're a freak.

 
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