And, "May we all starve to death while Dear Leader builds a new pool"

We can't forget the ever-popular, "Eat Grass. It does a body, um, something."

In poster #8, the guy is showing a variation of the shocker.

FTFA: Let's achieve even more supremacy

My Panzer division of Editing Nazis is preparing to roll into Pyongyang.

Still, they do have some good ideas. "Let's expand goat rearing and create more grassland in accordance with the party!" Fark yes.

semiotix: My Panzer division of Editing Nazis is preparing to roll into Pyongyang.

+1, would lol again.

It's a dog eat dog world. Get some before we run out".

eat recycled food!
/it's good for the environment
//AND ok for you

So that's how the N. Koreans plan to attack us, huh? They're going to swim over here....well we have the upper hand...

Wewease the Panthers!

You know what? fark it. Let's be invincible.

Let's expand goat rearing and create more grassland in accordance with the party!



/How do you solve a problem like Korea?

As a graphic artist, I farking LOVE propaganda posters...perhaps a photoshop remix battle would be in hand?

Are they sure these just aren't projects from a South Korean university art class?

spelunking_defenestrator: more like "fark it, Let's be invisible

Photoshop bait.

I'm going to North Korea for the Mass Games, so I'm getting a real kick on how they spelled the "Great Leaders" name wrong.

FTFA "Let's breed more high-yielding fish."

Then what? Put lasers on their heads?

The official government version of his birth is that he was born on North Korea's highest mountain, and that a star managed to appear in the sky at the same time as not one, but two rainbows. Beat that.

sure glad we dont have propaganda here in the US... all we got are ribbon magnets and youtube tellin us "Hey kids! Blowin shiat up is fun!!"...

"Let's make wearing the beautiful and elegant Korean dress a lifestyle"

WHOOP WHOOP!

spelunking_defenestrator
The official government version of his birth is that he was born on North Korea's highest mountain, and that a star managed to appear in the sky at the same time as not one, but two rainbows. Beat that.

it says that for realz?

spelunking_defenestrator: The official government version of his birth is that he was born on North Korea's highest mountain, and that a star managed to appear in the sky at the same time as not one, but two rainbows. Beat that.

Man, I can beat that....I pounded my way out of my dad's head, right after he ate me...

/ Good times had by all

Funny. When I was in South Korea years ago, I heard one of North's slogans are "let's produce more grain!" and this is still used till this day. The greatest irony is that North Korea has geared her industry for military-only policy even now and literally killed the farming industry.

North Koreans are starving because of their own government's stupidity.

Sounds like this would make a good Photoshop contest idea.

spelunking_defenestrator

The official government version of his birth is that he was born on North Korea's highest mountain, and that a star managed to appear in the sky at the same time as not one, but two rainbows. Beat that.

I guess the son of a cop and secretary born in Mass General doesn't cut it anymore

Let's say "Let's" a lot! Let's! Let's! Let's!

Let's Popularize A Game Invented By The U.S. Imperialist Wolves, While Taking Revenge On Them Somehow.

c.j.: it says that for realz?

yeah, for realz, that's what all the history books and such there actually say about his birth.

"Let's Find My Car Keys"
"For Supreme Global Conquest Plant Barley"
"One Hundred Thousand Formation-Marching Children Prove It"

/Try it, it's fun!

Anagrammer: Let's expand goat rearing and create more grassland in accordance with the party!



/How do you solve a problem like Korea?

How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Korea?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!

C.J.

That has been one of my favorite pictures ever. Thank you.

/I'm making a shirt with a red background and only a Big yellow star and the words "Party Secretary"

North Korea fascinates me. From the eerie Ryugyong Hotel to the pristine roadways with no cars in them, it's so isolated that it gives me a sense of dread.

One of the most fascinating traveling experiences I have been able to find online is this. The entire site is a great read, but the visit to Mt. Myohyang is just priceless. The Great Leader keeps CNN coffee mugs and ashtrays encased in a museum if if they were great diplomatic gifts from the West. And his people believe this horseshiat, which is even scarier!

i think north korea is a pretty cool guy. eh takes revenge on imperialist wolves AND DOESNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING.

/sorry

FTA: Some invert the country's place on President Bush's "Axis of Evil" as a badge of pride: "The world turns with Korea as its axis."

Oops.

Bren_34: I'm going to North Korea for the Mass Games, so I'm getting a real kick on how they spelled the "Great Leaders" name wrong.

If that was a serious post, have fun. Went there in October, 2005 and had a blast. The word "weird" to describe the experience just can't do it justice. Assuming you'll be staying in the same hotel us other Americans did, try and convince one of your minders to take you to the post office to buy some stamps. (The designs on the stamps are propaganda at its best...)

Let's Popularize A Game Invented Popularized By The U.S. Imperialist Wolves, Invented by Canadian James Naismith While Taking Revenge On Them Somehow.

FTFY

/Canadian are wolves, though. Arctic Wolf, for example.

For me... the most disturbing thing is that N. Korea's existence proves that an Orwellian (ala "1984") society can, and does, exist.

/almost makes me want to put down GTA IV
//almost

So what, is it dog-pile on America now?

We have done a lot to help the world over the years, and we continue to do so.

It isn't fair to just blame us.

Let's be invincible in every fight


you know that is really a good plan. n. korea just gave the us army the solution to the iraq war. thanks guys!

Glorious Leader defeats Tiger Woods in golf with 18 hole-in-ones...

/will become even more superior

This wins five pounds of Internet.

Kim Jong Il is a needle-dicked dog fooker.

There, I said it.

Akbar the Trappiste Monk: The Great Leader keeps CNN coffee mugs and ashtrays encased in a museum if if they were great diplomatic gifts from the West. And his people believe this horseshiat, which is even scarier!

Possibly millions of NK have starved to death. I'd bet if 20 million Americans had starved to death over the last decade (to be in proportion), you'd "believe" that Kim Jong Il was the first man on the moon if it got you a bread ration.

WhyteRaven74
yeah, for realz, that's what all the history books and such there actually say about his birth.

Thats about as awsome as it gets right there.

"There can be no world without Korea."

Sure there can.

Akbar the Trappiste Monk

From the eerie Ryugyong Hotel to the pristine roadways with no cars in them, it's so isolated that it gives me a sense of dread.

Odd, I felt the same way about Green Bay.

The 'Great Leader' plays great golf also....

http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/WTARC/2004/ea_nkorea_06_16.html

For those with Google Earth, look at the images of Pyongang. It's almost surreal.