This man played Grand Theft Auto, it trained him to drive recklessly and run from the police, not caring who he maimed or killed. That is why the government must ban it, to protect future generations from turning into criminals and degenerate scum, with no respect for human life.

Seriously though, he shot himself with nail gun?

/Playing GTA IV

Wow. I use these guns all the time. They are usually 25 or 27 cal. powder actuated Hilti or Ramset guns used to shoot anywhere from ¼ to 3 ½ inch very hard nails into concrete or steel. The charge drives a piston that sets the depth. With a washer, used to hold whatever is being fasted in place, that farker would hurt like a biatch.

They make nails out of concrete now? Or the gun? Wait... What?

The Iconoclast: Wow. I use these guns all the time. They are usually 25 or 27 cal. powder actuated Hilti or Ramset guns used to shoot anywhere from ¼ to 3 ½ inch very hard nails into concrete or steel. The charge drives a piston that sets the depth. With a washer, used to hold whatever is being fasted in place, that farker would hurt like a biatch.

That word may not have been on the top of the list, but it would near the top of a list of words I would never expect to read on fark.

The Iconoclast: Wow. I use these guns all the time. They are usually 25 or 27 cal. powder actuated Hilti or Ramset guns used to shoot anywhere from ¼ to 3 ½ inch very hard nails into concrete or steel. The charge drives a piston that sets the depth. With a washer, used to hold whatever is being fasted in place, that farker would hurt like a biatch.

Based on the various models I've used, I'm kinda confused as to how he actually shot himself in the chest. It would be kinda of awkward and not at all accidental. It's not like you just pull a trigger.

So, what? Are the nails made of concrete or is that the gun?

C. C!

Sounds like a reasonable reaction

thelordofcheese: So, what? Are the nails made of concrete or is that the gun?

And why does that sound so familiar?

The Iconoclast: Wow. I use these guns all the time. They are usually 25 or 27 cal. powder actuated Hilti or Ramset guns used to shoot anywhere from ¼ to 3 ½ inch very hard nails into concrete or steel. The charge drives a piston that sets the depth. With a washer, used to hold whatever is being fasted in place, that farker would hurt like a biatch.

Had a worker shoot himself in the leg with a Hilti gun. Job was winding down, and a few of the union laborers were getting... Creative in workman's comp schemes.

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Currently listening to Al Kooper's Rare and Well Done

FTFA:An 18-year-old male in the back seat of the car identified himself as the driver's "best friend."

I wish there was a recording of the conversation in that car."Go on! Shoot yourself with the nail gun. They'll let you off."

Snoop thinks that the guy should have gone with the gun-powder nail gun, the cadillac of nail guns.

Block: the all-concrete gun

the sidebar links are also full of win. especially the one about the wife who gets ticked off because of poor 'performance'

Snuke: The Iconoclast: Wow. I use these guns all the time. They are usually 25 or 27 cal. powder actuated Hilti or Ramset guns used to shoot anywhere from ¼ to 3 ½ inch very hard nails into concrete or steel. The charge drives a piston that sets the depth. With a washer, used to hold whatever is being fasted in place, that farker would hurt like a biatch.

Based on the various models I've used, I'm kinda confused as to how he actually shot himself in the chest. It would be kinda of awkward and not at all accidental. It's not like you just pull a trigger.

do like the mexicans and wrap a wire around the safety device so it thinks it's flush with the surface....then point and shoot.

icatcher: the sidebar links are also full of win. especially the one about the wife who gets ticked off because of poor 'performance'

From the Crazy Woman Article: During an argument with one of the deputies, the woman picked up the family's 20-pound dog and threw it at the deputy, who caught it, the report said.

Pure gold

/Poor dog
//Nice Catch
///Crazy Biatch

not impressed

I just don't understand how this can happen. Keep your finger off the trigger until you have it aimed properly. The television will not teach you or your children this. The NRA will. Join the NRA and learn freedom safely.

D) All of the above

Possibly the greatest ever use of the Obivious tag.

"They make nails out of concrete now? Or the gun? Wait... What?"

You missed that the gun is used ON concrete...

if you keep shooting yourself, I will be forced to holler 'stop' at you again.

Stupid washer prevented a Darwin Award.

quake120: "They make nails out of concrete now? Or the gun? Wait... What?"

You missed that the gun is used ON concrete...

Actually I didn't but a LOT of people seem to be missing their sarchasm meter lately.

beatmonkey: not impressed

DC Madam suicide autopsy x-ray?

the aristocrats?

I just got done watching Vanishing Point and Death proof so yea yea yea.... replies

Malinki: thelordofcheese: So, what? Are the nails made of concrete or is that the gun?

And why does that sound so familiar?

And what are these things called "timestamps" and how long does it take to type a post and submit it?