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(The Sun) Obvious Producer Mark Ronson stops recording the new 007 theme with Amy Winehouse after it becomes apparent that she's a super-colossal trainwreck (with hilarious bonus picture to illustrate this point)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 34
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nobozo 2008-05-03 06:38:31 AM  
tbn0.google.com

Moneypenny, my answer is as usual... no, no, no.

 
Oh_Enough_Already 2008-05-03 09:28:40 AM  
Given how much so much of her music already has that "Bond Sound" particularly the track "Bachelorette" from Homogenic (which could just be used as is in a Bond flick) I'm surprised Bjork hasn't been approached to cut a bond theme song.

She's a natural.

Batshiat crazy, but a natural.

 
GT_Frog 2008-05-03 10:56:24 AM  
Shades of Tammy Faye Bakker...

UUGGGG! That eye makeup!

 
mhix01 2008-05-03 11:06:25 AM  
Not to threadjack or anything but, why does Firefox shut down whenever I go to the SUN website?? Huh? Why?

I did get to see the shipwreck photo before the shutdown though.

 
dereksmalls 2008-05-03 11:14:54 AM  
candy slice?

 
GibbyTheMole 2008-05-03 11:24:53 AM  
mhix01:

Re: Firefox shutting down

Mine usually does that too. Oddly, it didn't this time. My guess is it probably has something to do with the popup blocker.

 
Sliding Carp [TotalFark] 2008-05-03 11:34:09 AM  
dereksmalls: candy slice?
I think more like

www.digital-toys.com

 
BravadoGT [TotalFark] 2008-05-03 12:25:18 PM  
I don't think I've ever seen a single girl who could look so unclean in so many ways...It makes me think she needs one more tattoo:

www.vfxtalk.com

 
I_AM_M 2008-05-03 02:08:33 PM  
I'm looking forward to reading her orbituary. Put a fork in her.

 
kiefermr 2008-05-03 02:24:45 PM  
Is there some nipple in that picture?

 
deevo 2008-05-03 02:40:39 PM  
I hate Mark Ronson.

 
davynelson 2008-05-03 02:46:39 PM  
Live and let die.

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2008-05-03 02:49:36 PM  
I've rarely seen such a large amount of win in such a short period of time.

 
Welcome to the Machine [TotalFark] 2008-05-03 02:59:31 PM  
davynelson: Live and let die.

Contest over, "We have a winner!"

 
Antidamascus 2008-05-03 03:02:09 PM  
Wait, there is a list of guys who wanna sleep with her?

Really?

 
Kaybeck 2008-05-03 03:08:08 PM  
They tried bringing her in for the theme and a cameo for the last flick when her drug abuse nixed the whole deal.

I don't know why they even bothered a second time.

 
geckoone [TotalFark] 2008-05-03 03:34:50 PM  
I must have missed something. Why is this crack whore even news at all? Was she ever good looking? Does she sing good?

Am I too old?

 
SubBass49 2008-05-03 04:04:28 PM  
img74.imageshack.us

 
viccellini 2008-05-03 04:23:25 PM  
geckoone: I must have missed something. Why is this crack whore even news at all? Was she ever good looking? Does she sing good?

Am I too old?


She used to be beautiful. Imagine that?

i.virginradio.co.uk

 
SubBass49 2008-05-03 04:25:14 PM  
viccellini: She used to be beautiful. Imagine that?

Those pics make me sad...well...the one on the left anyway.

 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark] 2008-05-03 04:46:00 PM  
geckoone: I must have missed something. Why is this crack whore even news at all? Was she ever good looking? Does she sing good?

Am I too old?


I hope that she at least has some decent songs. It would be pretty amazing if she had no redeeming qualities other than being able to consistently point and laugh at her.

 
danduran 2008-05-03 06:23:54 PM  
Lando Lincoln: geckoone: I must have missed something. Why is this crack whore even news at all? Was she ever good looking? Does she sing good?

Am I too old?

I hope that she at least has some decent songs. It would be pretty amazing if she had no redeeming qualities other than being able to consistently point and laugh at her.


Her latest album is pretty damn good, and by far and away the best-selling album of the past couple of years, at least in these parts.

 
jbernie 2008-05-03 06:28:01 PM  
viccellini:
She used to be beautiful. Imagine that?


That is the after/before photo!?!?!?

shudder!

 
tatum 2008-05-03 06:52:39 PM  
If she would only drop a few pounds and wear a little more make-up, she'd be totally hot.

 
lifeboat 2008-05-03 06:54:50 PM  
img339.imageshack.us

 
Gunny Highway 2008-05-03 10:47:36 PM  
Finally someone in showbiz with some farking foresight.

 
DontTouchMyPeanuts 2008-05-03 11:31:03 PM  
If they really want a British soul singer to do the next Bond theme, just get Duffy to do it.

 
Kar98 2008-05-04 09:06:57 AM  
viccellini: geckoone: I must have missed something. Why is this crack whore even news at all? Was she ever good looking? Does she sing good?

Am I too old?

She used to be beautiful. Imagine that?


Yeah, as beautiful as a pregnant seahorse.

 
Delawheredad 2008-05-04 09:57:44 AM  
She's becoming a modern leper. Dead in a year or two?

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2008-05-04 01:21:53 PM  
img.photobucket.com

 
jrshull 2008-05-04 11:11:24 PM  
viccellini: She used to be beautiful.

Not even slightly.

Healthy? Yes. Beautiful? Nope.

 
turbotikigod 2008-05-05 05:16:34 AM  
I_AM_M2008-05-03 02:08:33 PM
I'm looking forward to reading her orbituary......./i>

Really? They're shooting her into space?

 
DinsdalePiranha 2008-05-05 03:03:53 PM  
The picture needs an "OM NOM NOM NOM!" caption.

 
John Buck 41 2008-05-05 04:07:56 PM  
Without any regard to her personal (trainwreck!) life, I'm glad to hear this. Just don't care for her music. Don't wish her ill, though.

 
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