/clap for submitter

Doubleplus 1. Absolutely brilliant.

And while we're at it, what royal is well-known enough to be worth blackmailing, has employees who are described as such and not as royal staff (though that would have made it even better), and has long been thought to be more queen material than king?

Anyone?

Nice one, Subby! :-D

Best headline......EVAR!

Very nice work, submitter.

CarolynLibrarian: And while we're at it, what royal is well-known enough to be worth blackmailing, has employees who are described as such and not as royal staff (though that would have made it even better), and has long been thought to be more queen material than king?

I was betting it was Prince Edward, but he's an Earl not a Duke. There was speculation before he got hitched... not that that means anything; might be a closet princess.

Subby outdid thyself.

/ +1

Hello there.

Bravo, my good man.

+1

Smashing headline, subby.

Now THAT'S a headline!!

+1

funny the British newspapers didn't jump on the story... that seems to be the stuff US news is made of nowadays.

+1.4

I say subby!! Jolly good! Bravo! Huzzah! Pip pip and all that...

I almost rejoined TF just to vote for this headline, glad to see it made it to the front page.

superlawyergirl: funny the British newspapers didn't jump on the story... that seems to be the stuff US news is made of nowadays.

I think there was a court order stopping them publishing anything about it. They don't have a constitution over there you see...

A++++ Headline Subby, would click again.

HA!

++++++++++++++++1

The Aristocrats!

Truly a case of brevity being the soul of wit here. Bravo!

superlawyergirl: funny the British newspapers didn't jump on the story... that seems to be the stuff US news is made of nowadays.

Silva: I think there was a court order stopping them publishing anything about it.
Yes, that must be it.

The name of the person concerned was covered by court injunction, but coverage of the trial was not.

Naturally that's resulted in my having no idea whom the case concerned. Viscount Linley.

superlawyergirl: funny the British newspapers didn't jump on the story...

I beg to differ. (new window)

Golf clap and atta boy...

Smithers very nearly made me crack a grin. Good show!

i lol'd

Allow me to be the eleventy brazilionth person to say - awesome hl subs - I lol'd.

subby ftw

can we get a "ftw turtle"? I haven't seen that in ages.

I'd have laughed, but I've been saving this headline for an article exactly like this for 3 years and missed. Kudos anyway to subby.

Subby, that headline's farking rolling-around-on-the-floor blowing-snot-and-gasping-for-air funny!

I like the cut of your jib, Subby.

sucks to be Serena

Feel free to caption this one....

Niiiice!

Fantastic Headline Subby!

OUT yourself, and take a bow!

NANHWD No Article Needed, Headline Will Do.

i de-lurk to say...

i have not laughed THAT hard in many moons.

well done, submitter/tress!!!

headline so good almost worth going back to being a total farker just to vote for it.

almost

It was only Viscount Linley (allegedly) the Queen's nephew, no-one important really.

A truly brilliant headline with Fark cliche' included!

/a rarity
//bravo subby

oh my god

a winner is you

*golf clap*

Talk about a royal pain in the ass...

Now that's what I call a headline!

/+1 in spirit since TF expired :(

Well played, sir.

Submitters seem to have gotten really good at twisting memes lately.

/golf clap

What's up with all the anime soft porn lately? I hope this place doesn't become like 4chan. I really don't want that shiat in my cache.

Nice work subby