Amazing. I love how the one food they show the food but don't show the body part for is breasts.

Snozberries taste like snozberries. Coincidence?

I guess only a divine creator could come up with "form follows function"...

Wow...just wow.

Reminds me of that circular reasoning graphic.

Kidney beans are the legume that atheists use to keep God out of their chili.

Oh sweet dear FSM, tell me this is a joke.

what_now: Kidney beans are the legume that atheists use to keep God out of their chili.

As an atheist who would rather have my BALLS sliced thinly why still attached to my body than eat chili with beans,

I believe you are wrong sir.

But wait...the video says the Chinese figured it out 5,000 years ago -- there's nothing about the Chinese in the Bible!

I now believe in ID. Thanks, GodTube.

The Lord made my dick fit in my wife's butt-hole so it would be sinful to not have buttsecks... right?

/Anal Intelligent Design.

baka-san: As an atheist who would rather have my BALLS sliced thinly why still attached to my body than eat chili with beans,

I believe you are wrong sir.

Why do you hate REAL chili?

/real chili always has beans

SurfaceTension: baka-san: As an atheist who would rather have my BALLS sliced thinly why still attached to my body than eat chili with beans,

I believe you are wrong sir.

Why do you hate REAL chili?

/real chili always has beans

Compare and contrast, you DC
Me, native Texan.
I win this chili argument.

/would you like an argument about beef BBQ now
//east of the mississippi has pork down

baka-san: what_now: Kidney beans are the legume that atheists use to keep God out of their chili.

As an atheist who would rather have my BALLS sliced thinly why still attached to my body than eat chili with beans,

I believe you are wrong sir.

Chili is NOT just hamburger and tomato sauce you know. There are many, many things that go in a good chili, and these things are never the same...

OlafTheBent: The Lord made my dick fit in my wife's butt-hole so it would be sinful to not have buttsecks... right?

/Anal Intelligent Design.

he also made your dick fit in the vacuum cleaner extension. you know what that means.

Science says . . .

Why would you include an argument (such as it is) from science when everything you stand for flies in the face of science?

Watching ID supporters trying to use science in their arguments is like listening to somebody trying to make a logical case against the use of logic.

burndtdan: OlafTheBent: The Lord made my dick fit in my wife's butt-hole so it would be sinful to not have buttsecks... right?

/Anal Intelligent Design.

he also made your dick fit in the vacuum cleaner extension. you know what that means.

Hoover Intelligent Design

burndtdan: he also made your dick fit in the vacuum cleaner extension. you know what that means.

ahhh but God didn't design the vacuum cleaner.

/Thankfully, our dicks also fit in sheep. God fairly loves a Sheppard.

burndtdan:

he also made your dick fit in the vacuum cleaner extension. you know what that means.

Orbital sander masturbatory device?

Cauliflower looks like brains, but you never see a zombie out in a field munching on cauliflower. Do you?

burndtdan: he also made your dick fit in the vacuum cleaner extension.

I know a couple of other places dicks fit into.
Hmmm. This is getting deeply philosophical.

/My banana hand, let me show you it.

Tomatoes have 4 chambers and are red. Hearts have 4 chambers and are red.
Sauteed heart with ketchup is delicious. Coincidence? I think not.

what_now:

Chili is NOT just hamburger and tomato sauce you know. There are many, many things that go in a good chili, and these things are never the same...

And they are never beans of any sort form or fashion.

And anybody who makes chili with tomato sauce should be shot.

Well, my dick fits through the eye of a needle so am I intended to plow that all day?

burndtdan: he also made your dick fit in the vacuum cleaner extension.

Speak for yourself there tiny.

baka-san:
And they are never beans of any sort form or fashion.

And anybody who makes chili with tomato sauce should be shot.

And hamburger come to think of it, stew meat is the lowest you should go.

They don't really look like kindeys

baka-san: And anybody who makes chili with tomato sauce should be shot

How about tomato paste, is that ok?

baka-san: what_now:

Chili is NOT just hamburger and tomato sauce you know. There are many, many things that go in a good chili, and these things are never the same...

And they are never beans of any sort form or fashion.

And anybody who makes chili with tomato sauce should be shot.

Anyone who follows dogma slavishly when it comes to food is a nancy.

Psychotropic: burndtdan: he also made your dick fit in the vacuum cleaner extension.

Speak for yourself there tiny.

i have a huge vacuum cleaner

baka-san: And hamburger come to think of it, stew meat is the lowest you should go.

What about God's other creatures?

Caribou
Seal
Bear
Moose

/Sounds like Chili is Intelligently Designed.

mofroe: baka-san: And anybody who makes chili with tomato sauce should be shot

How about tomato paste, is that ok?

No. Proper chili has stewed or whole peeled tomatoes, beef/chicken/turkey BEANS, chopped peppers and onions, cumin, chili powder, red pepper and Franks red hot.

You add all of these things to taste and availability, and stir in whatever else you want, but you can't subtract these things.

burndtdan: Psychotropic: burndtdan: he also made your dick fit in the vacuum cleaner extension.

Speak for yourself there tiny.

i have a huge vacuum cleaner

whoops forgot the pic

mofroe: baka-san: And anybody who makes chili with tomato sauce should be shot

How about tomato paste, is that ok?

Not the best, but it'll do if you don't have time to get fresh ones.

I guess I'm lucky I can get vine ripe tomato's almost year round.

OlafTheBent: baka-san: And hamburger come to think of it, stew meat is the lowest you should go.

What about God's other creatures?

Caribou
Seal
Bear
Moose


You forgot my fav, venison. Or wild turkey.

what_now:

No. Proper chili has stewed or whole peeled tomatoes, beef/chicken/turkey BEANS, chopped peppers and onions, cumin, chili powder, red pepper and Franks red hot.



And I am getting told how to make chili from a Bostenite.

How many chili cookoffs you have up there?

/not good enough to enter(nowhere near good enough)
//and you forget masa, you need it to thicken it

OlafTheBent: /Thankfully, our dicks also fit in sheep. God fairly loves a Sheppard.

John 10:14 I am the good shepherd; I know my sheep and my sheep know me....

Bonus points for the horrible video playing script that wedgies Firefox on the Mac.

baka-san: And I am getting told how to make chili from a Bostenite.

How many chili cookoffs you have up there?

Bostonian.

We have Redbones, and they have a wheel you spin to see which beer you get.

Oh also(back on topic), kidney beans will make you sick if you don't cook them right(thank you Dick and Felix Francis, good to have you writing again), so, if you don't do the right thing, you get smited.
OK, now seeing the "logic" behind this.

/checks baka-san's profile.

Yeah, I'm not gonna argue with you anymore....

what_now: /checks baka-san's profile.

Yeah, I'm not gonna argue with you anymore....

Yeah, my dogs will slobber on you till you drown.

SurfaceTension:

Why do you hate REAL chili?

/real chili always has beans


People have been killed for less than this.

what_now: Proper chili has stewed or whole peeled tomatoes, beef/chicken/turkey BEANS, chopped peppers and onions, cumin, chili powder, red pepper and Franks red hot.

Why you put cum in your chili, I don't know. Nor do I care to find out.

/ground beef, spices, beans,more spices, pasta sauce (NOT tomato sauce), MORE spices, Adobo and EVEN MORE spices.
//and Tabasco
///served with white rice

King Something:
/ground beef, spices, beans,more spices, pasta sauce (NOT tomato sauce), MORE spices, Adobo and EVEN MORE spices.
//and Tabasco
///served with white rice

I was going to say something mean to you, but then noticed you're from NY, and don't know any better.

This all makes sense. Kidney beans look like kidneys. Melons look like melons. Jesus looks like a kabob.

King Something:
/ground beef, spices, beans,more spices, pasta sauce (NOT tomato sauce), MORE spices, Adobo and EVEN MORE spices.
//and Tabasco
///served with white rice

That's not chili. It's spaghetti sauce. You should serve it over pasta.

I agree with previous poster: stew beef or better - sauteed with onions prior to being put in the chili pot.

Let's make this productive: We should have a fark Chili recipe thread - with voting.

abb3w: John 10:14 I am the good shepherd; I know my sheep and my sheep know me....

So it is written... so it shall be done.

baka-san: I was going to say something mean to you, but then noticed you're from NY, and don't know any better.

Sometimes I put pasta with my chili. Granted, it's not as good as your elitist Texas chili, but it's good.

OlafTheBent: So it is written... so it shall be done.

Are you sent here by the Chosen One....

OlafTheBent: So it is written... so it shall be done.

....To kill the first-born Pharaoh's son?

GodTube always kills me.

So let's say you develop a case of hemorroids.

"Darwinists" say you should use Preperation H
Intelligent Design people say you should eat(?) starfruit.

Which one are you gonna pick?

Was this film produced by the "research" arm of The Discovery Institute? Still waiting for them to produce anything vaguely scientific, but all they can seem to do is keep producing inane, ranting press releases against evolution.

Oh, wow. I guarantee whoever put that video together has a life-sized doll made out of vegetables and fruits, complete with cantaloupe ass cheeks, that he touches in the naughty bits when nobody is around.

phreakmonkey:

I have tasted Skyline chili, from the restaurant chain in Ohio.

That shiat is an abomination, and people line up around the block to get in there at lunch time.