/oh well, what the hell else can they do?
//says the guy taking his wife to see Duran Duran next Thursday...
///at least it's at a casino :)

The "World" certainly has shrunk.

I told the GF that she and her friends should have lots of fun at the Borgata show. My friends at I will be at a strip club or gambling angrily.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: The "World" certainly has shrunk.

I told the GF that she and her friends should have lots of fun at the Borgata show. My friends at I will be at a strip club or gambling angrily.

no such luck for me...sigh... it is a Mother's Day deal...

It looks like South Park needs to do another fingerbang episode.

Why?

I guess they answered their own question: Where Do I Go from Here?

Nowhere, apparently.

/well, donny's ok

uh-oh

I always thought Up Right Citizens Brigade was funnier.

PS HOW DO I GRAMMAR!?

1 step on the lawn and I crush your head.

got it?

They want to make some money.
This will make them some money.
I see no problem with 5 douche bags making money. Just stay away from the kids.

The "World" certainly has shrunk.

I had to check on what you meant here...that is a short list, but the article states it is only the first list of dates released. Apparently they will do more as well.

Which one had the 2LBs of sperm in his stomach again

Okay, this is getting a bit tired as a joke.

I mean, it was first released on April 1^st. It is an April fools joke... Right guys? Guys...?

Cornwell: Okay, this is getting a bit tired as a joke.

I mean, it was first released on April 1st. It is an April fools joke... Right guys? Guys...?

Sadly....no.....

drjekel_mrhyde: Which one had the 2LBs of sperm in his stomach again

This is just an urban legend. No New Kid had two pounds of sperm in his stomach at once. The two pounds were distributed equally between all of them, 6.4 ounces apiece. That's not that much sperm, right?

I'm actually impressed at the size of the places they're playing: the Nassau Coliseum, the Garden in Boston, the Air Canada Center. Normally you don't book places until you've put feelers out on demand....they must have gotten pretty good buzz if they're going to play places with 15-20,000 capacity,

I will be the first to admit it...I'm going to see them when they come to Chicago. For no other reason than a futile attempt to recapture the joy and innocence I experienced when I was 11 years old.

Or I'm a glutton for punishment...either way, the tickets are free.

/flame away...

for fark's sake, what kind of sad human being is actually going to this? Seems like every woman I've met has admitted that they didn't know what the fark they were thinking about with their New Kids phase...

"Jonathan Knight became a real estate developer."

::shudder:: Now I'm scared.

*whew* No Washington dates yet, my wife and her ummm interesting friends are dying to see them.

/Will be hiding far far away when that day comes.

Anyone besides snipers and mad bombers who purchases a ticket or goes to the show at all should be killed.

Right.

"Old Men on the Block" now touring with "Seis Viejos who used to be Menudo" and "Out of Synch".

Should be one hell of a creaky, saggy-balls tour.

Am I the only one excited about this? Ok, I'm kidding.

I used to have a lawn...

oh oh ee oh oh, the white stuff

lazario: I used to have a lawn line...

oh oh ee oh oh, the white stuff

FTFY

They should tour with these guys and their hit album Boy Band Raper.

www.myspace.com/orificedeath

Two words

fark

Yeah!

I was a huge, huge, huge NKOTB fan when I was about 12 and went to see them at Dodger Stadium (third row, baby). Years later Donnie Wahlberg was in a restaurant with his family at the same time as me, and the waitress (who was a very good friend of mine) went over and told him how much I enjoyed his performance in the Sixth Sense and that I had been a huge fan of the band. As he left the restaurant, he came by my table to talk to us and wish us Merry Christmas. After he left we learned he had also paid our bill. What a nice guy!!

So for that reason I'm going to say YAY for them for doing a new tour. I'm definitely gonna go. "You got the Right Stuff, baby! Love the way you turn me on..."