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(Some Guy) Ironic After singing songs by Pat Benatar, Barry Manilow and The Who, Bret Michaels forgets the lyrics to a classic hair metal song   (thegauntlet.com) divider line 21
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Kaiser Chieftess 2008-05-02 02:41:12 PM  
Subby: After singing songs by Pat Benatar, Barry Manilow Lynard Skynard and The Who, Bret Michaels forgets the lyrics to a classic hair metal song

FTFY Quiet Riot was 80's metal, but I wouldn't classify them as hair metal.

And there's quite a difference b/w Skynard and Barry.

 
Gonad the Ballbarian 2008-05-02 03:35:51 PM  
and who exactly is this guy?

 
The Onanist [TotalFark] 2008-05-02 03:39:43 PM  
Gonad the Ballbarian: and who exactly is this guy?

I came in here to ask this very question.

/Carry on.

 
RagingLeonard [TotalFark] 2008-05-02 03:48:25 PM  
1) There's no such thing as "hair metal".
2) Bret Michaels is a bald loser.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2008-05-02 04:22:40 PM  
I always thought the lyrics to Baba O'Reily.

"Out here in the fields I fight for my meals."

So in conclusion, I will not be going on that show anytime soon.

 
Pasty White Angst 2008-05-02 04:50:21 PM  
I farking hate that guy.

 
the voices in your head 2008-05-02 05:07:22 PM  
Kaiser Chieftess: Subby: After singing songs by Pat Benatar, Barry Manilow Lynard Skynard and The Who, Bret Michaels forgets the lyrics to a classic hair metal song

FTFY Quiet Riot was 80's metal, but I wouldn't classify them as hair metal.

And there's quite a difference b/w Skynard and Barry.


Fta:
"After earning money by knowing the lyrics to songs by The Who, Lynard Skynard, Barry Manilow and Pat Benetar"

You're both right.

Also, Bret Michaels is a lame balding has-been who needs to stop looking like a tard on national tv.

 
spammuncher 2008-05-02 05:13:54 PM  
FTA: ...and struck out with Quiet Riot's "Cum Feel the Noise."

***SLADE***
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ghoulie_mask 2008-05-02 05:29:36 PM  
spammuncher: FTA: ...and struck out with Quiet Riot's "Cum Feel the Noise."

***SLADE***


Indeed. Oh, and by the way ...

Get your hands off my power supply. Thanks.

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Uzzah 2008-05-02 05:34:24 PM  
brap: I always thought the lyrics to Baba O'Reily.

"Out here in the fields I fight for my meals."

So in conclusion, I will not be going on that show anytime soon.


Because you don't want to win?

 
hbk72777 2008-05-02 05:46:59 PM  
I'm horrible with lyrics, but "Cum on feel the Noize" is one I know every word to.

 
Whatthefark 2008-05-02 06:01:40 PM  
If he bombed on Cum On Feel The Noise, why did the video show him singing Baba O Riley?

 
TSE 2008-05-02 06:39:45 PM  
Uzzah: brap: I always thought the lyrics to Baba O'Reily.

"Out here in the fields I fight for my meals."

So in conclusion, I will not be going on that show anytime soon.

Because you don't want to win?


Hint : random ad-filled "lyrics" sites are often HORRIBLY wrong.

 
coachwdb 2008-05-02 07:03:10 PM  
Any band with Kevin Dubrow as a lead singer CANNOT be classified as hair metal.

The guy's hairline was gone before their career was.

 
TheSilverOne 2008-05-02 07:57:01 PM  
Is there anything that Bret Michaels won't sell himself out to? I seriously believe that he'd be willing to license his songs to the soundtrack of someone's bowel movement if the price was right any money at all was involved.

 
H31N0US 2008-05-02 09:50:49 PM  
I don't get the hate. I disliked Poison back when they were popular (thught was kind of poseur, ala Winger and Bullet Boys), but as I grew up I developed respect for any original band writing their own material who can make it in the music business...and make it well.

Their music isn't nearly as bad as Creed's, Limp Bizket's or Nickleback's.

 
NimbleWalrus 2008-05-02 11:57:25 PM  
The Onanist: Gonad the Ballbarian: and who exactly is this guy?

I came in here to ask this very question.

/Carry on.


Lead singer of Poison. How old are you?

 
oryx 2008-05-03 01:03:13 AM  
Dear Bret,

That headband is not fooling anyone, man.

Sincerely,
Hulk Hogan

 
unfarkingbelievable 2008-05-03 08:58:21 AM  
I think Bret is a cool guy -- I'd hang out with him. Even though I cringed with embarrasment for him over that stupid rock of bimbo show -- there's something so nice about the guy.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2008-05-03 10:19:23 AM  
Uzzah: brap: I always thought the lyrics to Baba O'Reily.

"Out here in the fields I fight for my meals."

So in conclusion, I will not be going on that show anytime soon.

Because you don't want to win?


That's what I thought however on the show farm for my meals is apparently acceptable.

 
shadowself 2008-05-05 09:49:19 PM  
FTFA: After earning money by knowing the lyrics to songs by The Who...

I don't get it. Doesn't that video show him forgetting the words to the Who song?

 
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