This is why I am looking forward to the inauguration of John Edwards.

Cycle through the pics until you get to "Anne Widdecomb". DAMN that is one scary undead looking chick.

Edsel: "Anne Widdecomb".



I'd hit it. Sober. Yeah, that's right - standards are code name for 'too chicken'.

Finally. A hair-related question.

Glad to see the Brits finally got that whole "dental hygiene" thing down...

This was a Red Dwarf gag, every war in history was won by the side with the shortest haircuts.

Shaggy_C: Edsel: "Anne Widdecomb".



I'd hit it. Sober. Yeah, that's right - standards are code name for 'too chicken'.

You'd be the first.

A Catholic convert from an Anglican family, Miss Widdecombe is fiercely anti-abortion and in favour of capital punishment. She is also, famously, a virgin (new window)

where as in america they go for the whole package.

hair AND teeth.

/i have a hair don't.

Oh! The headline said "election," not...

(puts away Viagra and photograph of Gillian Anderson)

Never mind.

Shaggy_C: Edsel: "Anne Widdecomb".



I'd hit it. Sober. Yeah, that's right - standards are code name for 'too chicken'.

This is why despite our disagreements, you would be fun to have a beer with.


/Go Cubs Go.

in that case...

Ruz: She is also, famously, a virgin

FTFA: ("If anyone says I am not a virgin," she has said, "I will sue.")

WTF? Who is proud of something like that?

"I have never coughed, and if anyone accuses me of doing so, I will murder them and their entire family!"

I thought the historic mode was that the tallest person won.

Or at least that's normally true to the extent you'd be safe betting that way, even money.

Nah, you just have to know how to count.



I say, THE FUTURE IS OURS! If....you can count.

Tallest is Obama at, I believe, 6'2".
Best hair, depends on if you're into buzzcuts.

Man, I couldn't even get through the first sentence of that article. Hair? Who gives a f*ck?

Shoot it in the head! It's the only way to take them down!

No wonder Bill Clinton won two terms. Look at that hair!!

Shaggy_C: Edsel: "Anne Widdecomb".



I'd hit it. Sober. Yeah, that's right - standards are code name for 'too chicken'.

Farking liar. You'd be running for the holy water just as fast as anybody else.

kabloink: No wonder Bill Clinton won two terms. Look at that hair!!

Why is he standing next to a young Walter Becker? Was the photo taken at a Steely Dan concert?

poot_rootbeer: kabloink: No wonder Bill Clinton won two terms. Look at that hair!!

Why is he standing next to a young Walter Becker? Was the photo taken at a Steely Dan concert?

No, dude, that's Geddy Lee.

sad that this is all the battle between red ken and boris got on fark - so much potential

/boris has pretty much won btw
//but we all knew that 3 months ago