Fail.

They probably had an inadequate children's section anyway.

/ba-dum ching

844-20. That's 844 to 20
No, that's 824.

Dear Mr. President:

*laf* ;)

i wonder how he'll drown his sorrows...

Those 20 represent a coalition of the willing.

How much room do you really need to store two colouring books and a bible, anyway?

ChewbaccaJones: Those 20 represent a coalition of the willing.

they didn't forget poland

Maybe he can work something out with one of the local DeVry campuses or something.

Mission accomplished.

They'd better make some new room at Gitmo.

Screw 'em. Come to Tech.

Dancin_In_Anson: Screw 'em. Come to Tech.

The statue of Roy Rogers might actually leave at that point.

How many thousands of copies of "My Pet Goat" will fun-lovin' pranksters shelve in that library before TPTB give up and just let it stay?

$500 million for an empty building. What a deal!

That has to sting a little...

a local 'fridgerator college may be willing...

I proudly present: Dubya's enduring legacy. To put that number in another perspective, 97.6% of the UMC Conference rejected the idea. That's impressive.

GAT_00: To put that number in another perspective, 97.6% of the UMC Conference rejected the idea. That's impressive.

Even more impressive: 97.6% support the separation of church and state.

Petition text:

SMU Bush Presidential Library Rejection (80089-MH-NonDis)

SUBMITTED TEXT

I hereby petition the UMC General Conference to prevent leasing, selling, or otherwise participating in or supporting the presidential library for George W. Bush at Southern Methodist University.

RATIONALE

We should support separation of church and state and if the Bush library goes on the SMU campus or property it will appear to the country and the world as an endorsement of that president by the United Methodist Church. Texas is a big state; surely there are other venues...

WAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Score one for Texas!

Keep that fake Texan OUT OF MY TEXAS.

I'm impressed. SMU once had a student body president who had Marian Wright Edelman (founder of the Children's Defense Fund) axed from a speaking engagement there, hoping to bring Rush Limbaugh in her place.

This Is Bold Text: 844-20. That's 844 to 20
No, that's 824.

Took me a bit too long to figure that out. I need to go back to school.

I thought you built it at your Alma Mater?

Gwendolyn: I thought you built it at your Alma Mater?

Not enough land available near Sam Houston Elementary.

Good for you oh religion of my childhood.

Kyosuke: Gwendolyn: I thought you built it at your Alma Mater?

Not enough land available near Sam Houston Elementary.

niiiice!

Relax... this may be an empty gesture.

See? They didn't vote not to host the library. They voted to table the issue for the moment and discuss it again in July.

Link (pops)

Also, SMU didn't vote anything. SMU's leadership is all in favor of having that white elephant here. But the property belongs to the Methodist Church, and they have the final say. The board of bishops has already approved it, and it seems likely that the library deal will in fact go through.

There's got to be a bunch of community colleges in Texas that can spare are few shelves for some coloring and pop-up books...

If he stacked his papers in the middle of an urban alley somewhere the rats wouldn't even shiat on them.

I'm glad Bush is getting dissed. Not just because I can't stand the man but mostly because..


SMU is just up the road from where I live. That SOB would be in town all the time screwing up my traffic flow. He needs to go mess up somebody else's daily commute.

I bet Texas A&M would take it.

/not an Aggie joke

Maybe Poland got a vote. Whatever you do, don't forget Poland. Bush will call you out on that one.

burndtdan: i wonder how he'll drown his sorrows...

Swee' Baby Jebus.

Bush as Tony Montana is LOLworthy!

On Topic?

Actually, Quatchi would be quite interested in seeing the "Jorge Dumbya Bush Pezidential Lieberry of Fine Lurnin'" one day.

A larger collection of porn in the form of pop-up books has apparently never before been assembled on this good earth. EVAR!

Also Quatchi's heard some good things about "My Pet Goat"

/If you've already read it don't provide any spoilers.
//Be kind.

HAHAhahahahhahahahahahaha

844-20 is the vote equivalent of "I wouldn't touch that with a fifty foot pole"

I didn't realize libraries could make you dumber

I think it should only be at a college or university Bush could actually be admitted to.

Sam Houston State at Huntsville comes to mind. The state prisoners could take turns as curators and librarians.

That's right! Kick that asshole out of Dallas!

Good job, SMU!

festus: How much room do you really need to store two colouring books and a bible, anyway?

*snicker*

You spelled c-o-l-o-r wrong...

Go ask the Happy Bunny Day Care Center - I heard their "Where's Waldo" section is a bit thin.

Rev. Skarekroe: I bet Texas A&M would take it.

/not an Aggie joke

What's brown, crispy, and hangs from a wire? An Aggie electrician.

bobfreck: If he stacked his papers in the middle of an urban alley somewhere the rats wouldn't even shiat on them.

He'd have to stack his papers,
since he deleted all his emails.
and destroyed the hard drives.
then set them on fire
and spit on the pile of smoldering rubble.
. . . then ate a baby.

APO_Buddha: festus: How much room do you really need to store two colouring books and a bible, anyway?

*snicker*

You spelled c-o-l-o-r wrong...

Not in most of the Queen's English speaking world.

SMU voted this or did a Methodist assembly. I can't find a legitimate news outlet for this

Curly Joe, laugh derisively at him!

Remember losers, Bush has accomplished more than you ever have a chance of doing.

MIguy: Remember losers, Bush has accomplished more than you ever have a chance of doing.

No he hasn't. Accomplish has a connotation of positive influence. He hasn't accomplished shiat. He has 'affected' more than any of us, but that's not saying much.

MIguy: Remember losers, Bush has accomplished more than you ever have a chance of doing.


Yep he's killed more people and trashed more reputations than I fear I ever can. Woe is me!

Put it where it truly belongs: Area 51.