Hag...

Madonna can completely fark off anytime.

OlafTheBent: Hag...

Fascist

Madonna's fan base is not interested in the Vajayjay.

At her age it's a little bit creepy for her to be grinding on 20-somethings.

And if she's trying to get some sexy time, I'm quite sure Justin has a long list of better options.

Epsilon: At her age it's a little bit creepy for her to be grinding on 20-somethings.

And if she's trying to get some sexy time, I'm quite sure Justin has a long list of better options.

Didn't he also boink Janet Jackson? Maybe he's into the older pop-star ladies.

1. Cut a hole in a box.

subby here.

im aware of my "decency" typo.

before you start lashing out.

however, many of my headlines have been greened with typos.

some of the hilarious ones were never greened (they had no typos)

so...it was an accident im aware of.

flame on...

/death the the MTV whoring shiat like this

Let's be honest here... if you're going to whore yourself out to anyone... Justin Timberlake is certainly the way to go. Don't hate.

Propain_az: 1. Cut a hole in a box.

I was watching Tila Tequila the other day (yeah, I know) and they had a fashion show type deal and some dude came out with a box over his groin, and then opened it, and showed it to here.

That show is fantastic, and it is probably why the terrorists hate our freedoms.

NeuroticRocker: before you start lashing out.

I am just surprised you got your login in the headline. The best I've ever done is had "Hockey Farker" as the source.

Thank God she is at least wearing gloves.

/2. Put your junk in that box

I wonder if she looks at this picture and thinks, "Wow, I look great - I should keep working out 4 hours a day."

ThatGuyGreg: OlafTheBent: Hag...

Fascist

WIN!

NeuroticRocker: /death the the MTV whoring shiat like this

I won't make fun of your headline - but...

She's constantly re-inventing herself.
Before it was the new-agey type stuff. Now she' hittin' up the Cougar market.

Groowwwwwlllll!

It appears that she has now re-invented herself as an ugly witch.

Thank the good Lord that she is now an old English whore and not an old American whore.

I wonder how saggy those boys are now a days...

They airbrushed the FARK out of her new album cover. And I suspect the gloves will become a mainstay of her wardrobe now that she has gross veiny manhands. Can't get plastic surgery on those, Madge.

hockeyfarker: Propain_az: 1. Cut a hole in a box.

I was watching Tila Tequila the other day (yeah, I know) and they had a fashion show type deal and some dude came out with a box over his groin, and then opened it, and showed it to here.

That show is fantastic, and it is probably why the terrorists hate our freedoms.

You're why we can't have nice things.

/i keed

In the UK her tix go for £250 +++

/that's $500 to you
//I still don't get it

VickInaBox: And I suspect the gloves will become a mainstay of her wardrobe now that there isn't an inch of her that isn't she has gross and veiny manhands.

I can't help but think of the double standard. If that was Lou Reed, Iggy Pop or (God forbid) Keith Richards on stage, bumping and grinding with Mandy Moore or Christina Aguilera, the vast majority of the public would be outraged. They'd call it "pedophile culture" or some other equally insipid crap.

If this is somebody's idea gender equality or women's liberation, I'll take a one-way ticket to Tehran.

HellblazerPrime: You're why we can't have nice things.

I watch it for the lesbians, I swear!

Davescookies: I can't help but think of the double standard. If that was Lou Reed, Iggy Pop or (God forbid) Keith Richards on stage, bumping and grinding with Mandy Moore or Christina Aguilera, the vast majority of the public would be outraged. They'd call it "pedophile culture" or some other equally insipid crap.

If this is somebody's idea gender equality or women's liberation, I'll take a one-way ticket to Tehran.

You are bananas. From the comments on that article:

If a 50 year old male rock star were dancing on stage with a sexy 27 year old one, I don't think people would rush to say how pathetic he was, it's just a performance. This woman-hating is hard to take sometimes.

Nobody would care if Iggy Pop was up there with a 27 year old woman.

I actually have some respect for Madonna. Sure, she's an attention-whoring hussy, but she's also -- unlike Britney, Jessica, et al. -- genuinely talented.

Every time I see her her farking mouth is open.

mistrmind: She's constantly re-inventing herself.
Before it was the new-agey type stuff. Now she' hittin' up the Cougar market.

Groowwwwwlllll!


She's never ONCE "re-invented" herself. She's been invented once, just like everyone else, and that was 50 or so years ago when she was spat forth from whatever fetid womb she congealed in.

What she has done is succesfully MARKETED herself to the same people, over and over again. This way she's convinced them that she's doing something new with her vapid pop-pablum, so that the same rubes would continue to buy it.

Her marketing savvy is her only REAL talent. Well, OK, maybe that and that other thing that Sean Penn says she does with her tongue...

Grandma.... NO!!!!

The fear and denial of inevitable death is projected onto yet another external target - keep polishing up that cardboard armour.

It's not about Madonna's arms (snort) and it never will be. How ridiculous the ego is.

I was kind of hoping that they were getting ready to fight to the death.

Eutamias21: I wonder if she looks at this picture and thinks, "Wow, I look great - I should keep working out 4 hours a day."

Looking at those arms I am left to wonder if its 'roids or HGH.

Whatever Haters, She's just reinventing herself. Its part of being a Renaissance woman.

barefoot in the head: The fear and denial of inevitable death is projected onto yet another external target - keep polishing up that cardboard armour.

It's not about Madonna's arms (snort) and it never will be. How ridiculous the ego is.


1/10
Not even trying, man...

she looks way hotter in this pic:




here is a closeup of her right arm:

hockeyfarker:
If this is somebody's idea gender equality or women's liberation, I'll take a one-way ticket to Tehran.

You are bananas. From the comments on that article:

If a 50 year old male rock star were dancing on stage with a sexy 27 year old one, I don't think people would rush to say how pathetic he was, it's just a performance. This woman-hating is hard to take sometimes.

Nobody would care if Iggy Pop was up there with a 27 year old woman.

Exactly. BTW, this article's headline is the typical, insidious woman-hating shiate that passes for humor on Fark. Why is it necessary to bring up the size of an older woman's vagina at every opportunity? WTF-F? What a double standard -- no one refers to Mick Jagger, Gene Simmons, Lou Reed, Jimmy Page, etc. as a bunch of needle dicks. Geezers, decrepit old has-beens, what have, you, but their penises are you usually left out of the punch line. Thank god.

I like Timberlake well enough but the two of them together make me want to repeatedly slam my head into a brick wall. The new song with the two of them is going to be on the radio a hundred times a day for the next six months and is guaranteed to be playing everytime you turn your car on...it's like some musical Ludovico technique. The chorus keeps promising that they are going to save the world in four minutes. Justin Timberlake and Madonna. Save the world. I'm pretty sure that is the final sign of the apocolypse folks. Okay sorry, sorry, everyone. Carry on....you left off at veiny man hands and scary roid arms...

mongbiohazard: 1/10 Not even trying trolling, man...

That was no troll, that was a seminar, and worth way more than it cost.

they both churn out the same lifeless drivel,
driven by drum machines and a complete lack of dynamics, passion or genuine invention- nevermind musicianship

preferring instead to imitate everything that came before

it's no wonder they get along so well,
that she praises his work publicly-

they're both tapping the same whitebread no-brain loser pocketbook

art without danger or meaning;
making commercials, not music

NeuroticRocker: subby here.

im aware of my "decency" typo.

before you start lashing out.

however, many of my headlines have been greened with typos.

some of the hilarious ones were never greened (they had no typos)

so...it was an accident im aware of.

flame on...

/death the the MTV whoring shiat like this


Glad im not alone on this... ill submit a dozen article, and to be sure, the stupidest one will be greenlit *OR* a decently-written one with a GLARING typo staring back at me for the rest of my life. I dont get it... I really don't...

That being said, I was coming to say kudos to one of the most daring headline i saw in showbiz in a while, glad got greenlit (typo and all)funny stuff

mrEdude: they both churn out the same lifeless drivel,
driven by drum machines and a complete lack of dynamics, passion or genuine invention- nevermind musicianship

preferring instead to imitate everything that came before

it's no wonder they get along so well,
that she praises his work publicly-

they're both tapping the same whitebread no-brain loser pocketbook

art without danger or meaning;
making commercials, not music

I don't really care about any of this

I was just wondering
if you sound like a conceited douche in real life

or if it's just a fark thing

HappyHarryHardOn: NeuroticRocker: subby here.

im aware of my "decency" typo.

before you start lashing out.

however, many of my headlines have been greened with typos.

some of the hilarious ones were never greened (they had no typos)

so...it was an accident im aware of.

flame on...

/death the the MTV whoring shiat like this


Glad im not alone on this... ill submit a dozen article, and to be sure, the stupidest one will be greenlit *OR* a decently-written one with a GLARING typo staring back at me for the rest of my life. I dont get it... I really don't...

That being said, I was coming to say kudos to one of the most daring headline i saw in showbiz in a while, glad got greenlit (typo and all)funny stuff


sometimes people want a headline that indicates it is meant to be sung with music notes. i dont know how to do that.

yesterday i had a GREAT headline that was redlit.

it was about 3 shark attacks in a week at one beach. the headline was

Ommmmmmm Nom. Ommmmmmm Nom. OmNomOmNomOmNomOmNomOmNom

say it to the Jaws theme.

it still makes me LOL

I'm willing to give Justin Timberlake a pass this time.

After all, he's boinked Scarlett Johansson.

NeuroticRocker: HappyHarryHardOn: NeuroticRocker: subby here.

im aware of my "decency" typo.

before you start lashing out.

however, many of my headlines have been greened with typos.

some of the hilarious ones were never greened (they had no typos)

so...it was an accident im aware of.

flame on...

/death the the MTV whoring shiat like this


Glad im not alone on this... ill submit a dozen article, and to be sure, the stupidest one will be greenlit *OR* a decently-written one with a GLARING typo staring back at me for the rest of my life. I dont get it... I really don't...

That being said, I was coming to say kudos to one of the most daring headline i saw in showbiz in a while, glad got greenlit (typo and all)funny stuff


sometimes people want a headline that indicates it is meant to be sung with music notes. i dont know how to do that.

yesterday i had a GREAT headline that was redlit.

it was about 3 shark attacks in a week at one beach. the headline was

Ommmmmmm Nom. Ommmmmmm Nom. OmNomOmNomOmNomOmNomOmNom

say it to the Jaws theme.

it still makes me LOL


funny... maybe that was the problem, you should have submitted something like:

(Jaws theme): Ommmmmmm Nom. Ommmmmmm Nom. OmNomOmNomOmNomOmNomOmNom

since maybe i think its hard to know what this means without having it explained somehow... BUt that would have been a cool greenlight regardless...

All I can say, for me anyways, is those headlines you spend too much time laboriously rewriting, they NEVER go through. The ones that are simple, one shot bang outs (with typos!!!!) will get greenlit, its really weird...

/sorry kinda threadjacking, yes.... so HOW large is Madonna's vagina?

That is the creepiest farking mental image I've had in a long time, and it is infringing upon my constitutional right to fap. Well almost.

mrEdude: they both churn out the same lifeless drivel,
driven by drum machines and a complete lack of dynamics, passion or genuine invention- nevermind musicianship



I like the way you think.

HappyHarryHardOn: NeuroticRocker: HappyHarryHardOn: NeuroticRocker: subby here.

im aware of my "decency" typo.

before you start lashing out.

however, many of my headlines have been greened with typos.

some of the hilarious ones were never greened (they had no typos)

so...it was an accident im aware of.

flame on...

/death the the MTV whoring shiat like this


Glad im not alone on this... ill submit a dozen article, and to be sure, the stupidest one will be greenlit *OR* a decently-written one with a GLARING typo staring back at me for the rest of my life. I dont get it... I really don't...

That being said, I was coming to say kudos to one of the most daring headline i saw in showbiz in a while, glad got greenlit (typo and all)funny stuff


sometimes people want a headline that indicates it is meant to be sung with music notes. i dont know how to do that.

yesterday i had a GREAT headline that was redlit.

it was about 3 shark attacks in a week at one beach. the headline was

Ommmmmmm Nom. Ommmmmmm Nom. OmNomOmNomOmNomOmNomOmNom

say it to the Jaws theme.

it still makes me LOL


funny... maybe that was the problem, you should have submitted something like:

(Jaws theme): Ommmmmmm Nom. Ommmmmmm Nom. OmNomOmNomOmNomOmNomOmNom

since maybe i think its hard to know what this means without having it explained somehow... BUt that would have been a cool greenlight regardless...

All I can say, for me anyways, is those headlines you spend too much time laboriously rewriting, they NEVER go through. The ones that are simple, one shot bang outs (with typos!!!!) will get greenlit, its really weird...

my 1st 4 greens were very bland, punless submissions.

i was so fed up i was like "you know what? screw this!....

MAN IS ARRESTED FOR POT POSSESSION

and it gets greened

and i get ANGRYEYRHARH!

I gave the new song fo' seconds of my time, just because I heard that it was supposed to be "Madonna returning to her days of glory."

No.

It was awful.

ThatGuyGreg: OlafTheBent: Hag...

Fascist



Not obscure enough, pal.