Mom, please flush it all away.

There is a photo of Heather Locklear on Awful Plastic Surgery dot com without any makeup. It made me sad.

Ahhh Richie Sambokaaahhh.

Bon Jovi returning to NJ, much like poop returning to the butt. People have come all the way from exit 12.

This is why rock stars should die young.

Jon must HATE this idea! I never thought Richie would stoop this low.

But, I will watch. Love Bon Jovi...especially Jon. No finer man on Earth.

Sun God:There is a photo of Heather Locklear on Awful Plastic Surgery dot com without any makeup. It made me sad.

You mean this one?


Whoever does her makeup deserves a raise.

dougfm: Sun God:There is a photo of Heather Locklear on Awful Plastic Surgery dot com without any makeup. It made me sad.

You mean this one?


Whoever does her makeup deserves a raise.

That made my penis cry

/in a bad way

What a pathetic show.

It may be the lowest of US TV.

I saw an episode of the Flava Flav one too. He had like a 14" diameter clock on.

This does not deserve the "Interesting" tag.

/that is all

Great! Now I don't have to hear "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" every 5 minutes.

They can ruin "Wanted Dead or Alive"!

dougfm: Sun God:There is a photo of Heather Locklear on Awful Plastic Surgery dot com without any makeup. It made me sad.

You mean this one?


Whoever does her makeup deserves a raise.

It's for her new Lifetime movie, "Almost a Wildenstein."

dougfm: Sun God:There is a photo of Heather Locklear on Awful Plastic Surgery dot com without any makeup. It made me sad.

You mean this one?

Whoever does her makeup deserves a raise.

Came for the Heather pics, leaving disturbed.

At least Richie seems to have most of his own hair left.
/does that count for something?

How long until VH1 has a show called Who wants to make out with a Dead Guy?. Wanna be Skanks looking for their 12 minutes of fame will have to make out with the corpse of a recently deceased C-list rocker. The one who does it the longest wins and gets a shot at being a Valtex spokesmodel.

I saw an episode of the Flava Flav one too. He had like a 14" diameter clock on.

Being that a large clock is Flava Flav's trademark, did that surprise you?

The Velour Fog: dougfm: Sun God:There is a photo of Heather Locklear on Awful Plastic Surgery dot com without any makeup. It made me sad.

You mean this one?


Whoever does her makeup deserves a raise.

That made my penis cry

/in a bad way

Yeah- I meant to tell you about that. I don't think those were tears.

::claps hands::

Ah-ha?

coachwdb: Great! Now I don't have to hear "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" every 5 minutes.

They can ruin "Wanted Dead or Alive"!

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you just admit to watching this diarrhea?

/I hate you and I hope you die
//And that goes for ANYONE that watches any of these "of Love" shows

glassa: Jon must HATE this idea! I never thought Richie would stoop this low.

But, I will watch. Love Bon Jovi...especially Jon. No finer man on Earth.

Bon Jovi can't go any lower. put away the hairspray, the fumes are affecting your brain.

I realize that the whole point of becoming a rock start is to nail chicks. But I didn't think it would be that hard to do.

I can't wait to not watch it.

srhp29: Being that a large clock is Flava Flav's trademark, did that surprise you?


Well, my memory sees a clock that was like something you'd put on your nightstand.

This was more like something you'd hang on an office wall.

MugzyBrown: srhp29: Being that a large clock is Flava Flav's trademark, did that surprise you?


Well, my memory sees a clock that was like something you'd put on your nightstand.

This was more like something you'd hang on an office wall.

Yep- and he's worn one on a chain around his neck since roughly 1984.

/if I ever meet him, I'm using it as a bottle opener and prying those stupid freaking gold teeth off him, one at a time.

I like this show, because it shows white people more triflin than the black (and some white) on FOL. Martin Luther the King must be smiling

MugzyBrown: srhp29: Being that a large clock is Flava Flav's trademark, did that surprise you?


Well, my memory sees a clock that was like something you'd put on your nightstand.

This was more like something you'd hang on an office wall.

Wiki: Public Enemy
/face palm
//where have you been?

Quote from xxBirdMadGirlxx:
" if I ever meet him, I'm using it as a bottle opener and prying those stupid freaking gold teeth off him, one at a time."
/now there's a show I would watch!

squealie: Quote from xxBirdMadGirlxx:
" if I ever meet him, I'm using it as a bottle opener and prying those stupid freaking gold teeth off him, one at a time."
/now there's a show I would watch!

Look, I don't care if it makes 'great television.' I am not wearing the Princess Leia bikini.

The very thought of having that much skin exposed around Flavor Flav makes me want to heave.

coachwdb: Great! Now I don't have to hear "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" every 5 minutes.

They can ruin "Wanted Dead or Alive"!

Actually, it'll probably be "I'll be There For You" or "You Give Love a Bad Name"

glassa: coachwdb: Great! Now I don't have to hear "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" every 5 minutes.

They can ruin "Wanted Dead or Alive"!

Actually, it'll probably be "I'll be There For You" or "You Give Love a Bad Name"

Bed Of Roses.

srhp29: I saw an episode of the Flava Flav one too. He had like a 14" diameter clock on.

Being that a large clock is Flava Flav's trademark, did that surprise you?

Which just go to prove - doesn't matter what you look like, chicks dig guys with big fat clocks.

Thank you! I'll be here all week, two shows nightly, don't forget to tip your waitresses, they're working hard for you. Good night, Poughkipsie!

They should combine the shows.

"Flavor of Rock" starring Whitney Houston.

Each episode, Whitney pares down the field of contestants vying to be her main crack supplier.

xxBirdMadGirlxx: squealie: Quote from xxBirdMadGirlxx:
" if I ever meet him, I'm using it as a bottle opener and prying those stupid freaking gold teeth off him, one at a time."
/now there's a show I would watch!

Look, I don't care if it makes 'great television.' I am not wearing the Princess Leia bikini.

The very thought of having that much skin exposed around Flavor Flav makes me want to heave.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I watched the Comedy Central Roast of Flava Flav (I love roasts. Some spectacular burnage going on there), and my favorite (and most accurate) burn was from that huge redheaded dikey insult comic (can't remember her name) when she said, "Flava Flav, you look like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape."

That's probably the best description you can give of that moran.

/and to think, that no-talent ass clown now has a farking sitcom
//That I'm sure will last atleast 5 seasons

xxBirdMadGirlxx: glassa: coachwdb: Great! Now I don't have to hear "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" every 5 minutes.

They can ruin "Wanted Dead or Alive"!

Actually, it'll probably be "I'll be There For You" or "You Give Love a Bad Name"

Bed Of Roses.

PERFECT!

xxBirdMadGirlxx: glassa: coachwdb: Great! Now I don't have to hear "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" every 5 minutes.

They can ruin "Wanted Dead or Alive"!

Actually, it'll probably be "I'll be There For You" or "You Give Love a Bad Name"

Bed Of Roses.

You can ruin that?

/In and Out of Love
//Lay Your Hands On Me
///One Wild Night
////We Got it Goin' On? (Yeech. Now that is an awful song)

WTF.

When will people tire of this formulaic crap, and demand that networks actually hire real writers and actors to create real (not "reality") entertainment?

7thVeil: WTF.

When will people tire of this formulaic crap, and demand that networks actually hire real writers and actors to create real (not "reality") entertainment?

When the real writers decide to stop sucking. I think after a weak period, Lost may be gettingback to goodness with this season.

Whenever he kicks a girl off at the end of the show he should say "you've been shot through the heart!"

Zigzagoon: Whenever he kicks a girl off at the end of the show he should say "you've been shot through the heart!"

I'll only watch that if she literally shoots her through the heart with a .367 as he says it.

/and then at the end of the season, the happy couple consummates their love in a gas chamber (of love)