Well, at least Ashlee Simpson (post-surgery) would be the prettiest girl on a street.

/depending on the street
//she would have to keep her regular job too

Ha!

Couldn't be happier.

Part-time model...

Interestingly, FOTC's tribute band is NZ's 3rd most-popular folk act.

As someone who hosted her "dance a jig on SNL" video when it first happened just to help her career in whatever way I could, this is hilarious.

It's not like anyone ever paid attn to her because of her music anyway.

RAWR!

Funny, just got into the Flight of the Conchords for the first time two days ago... living in Australia, you'd think their show doesn't exist (don't think it's aired here yet).

Parody songs that are actually funny? My God, that is one funny show...

/if that is what you are into

The fact that she even charted is infinately more amusing.

brap: The fact that she even charted is infinately more amusing.

Than FOTC?

That's ricist, even to think it.

You could be an air hostess in the 60s.

She's still making noises?

Would hit it, with a shoe.

Ha ha. BobtheFascist wants to touch that thing with his penis. He's grossss.

that kunt doesn't deserve a music career
any more than her idiotic sister


STATE OF THE NATION?
IT'S THE STATE OF THE ART.

I think we can all agree, when Flight of the Conchords has beaten out pop-sludge like Ashlee Simpson, there is something right with world.

It's business time!

She is now one step closer to a Playboy centerfold.

Liars claiming she's ugly and do not want to see her naked goes here

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

Wait...Atmosphere charted at number 5? That's farking badass, maybe the mainstream will pay attention, PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR GOOD HIP-HOP, fark this T-Pain bullshiat. Really though, I'm kinda shocked. I bet when Immortal Technique finally releases Revolutionary Volume 3, that might even get top 10. Good time for underground, non-major label hip-hop.

agoratrader: She is now one step closer to a Playboy centerfold.

Liars claiming she's ugly and do not want to see her naked goes here

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

I'd love to see her naked, what you talkin about? Don't lump me in with the rest of these losers.

Unavailable for comment.

I hear another tribute band is creeping up on their 4th spot. Like of the Like of the Conchords... look out Flight, they're after ya!

Not a fan of Ashlee Simpson.

TheJoe03: Wait...Atmosphere charted at number 5? That's farking badass, maybe the mainstream will pay attention, PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR GOOD HIP-HOP, fark this T-Pain bullshiat. Really though, I'm kinda shocked. I bet when Immortal Technique finally releases Revolutionary Volume 3, that might even get top 10. Good time for underground, non-major label hip-hop.

I-Tech has renewed my faith in hip-hop as a media with a message that is not about
a. cash-money
b. biatches (see also: Hos, tricks, skeezers)
c. Whips
d. Rims
e. Low hangin chains (see also: Bling, ice, ropes)
f. Grillz
g. Drank (see also: Syzzurp)
h. Counting cash/money, with biatches, while gohst ridin' the Whip, on my 100 spoke rims, with my chain wrapped in the steering wheel, and my Grillz filtering the grape outta my drank. (see Being a Menace while Drinking my Gin & Juice in Da Hood)

/Wait, what was the question??? Oh, Ashlee Simpleton is a honk nosed tard. My fried works as a roadie in L.A. and her found her "song" book after he outloaded her show.
His description:
" LO LO LO LO LO VE
LO Lo Lo Lo Lo lOVE"
" Breathe 12345"
" Lo LO LO LO LO LOVE"


All written out in case she forgot the LO part, or to breathe.

He's the rhymenocerous.
I'm the hiphop-opotamus,
My lyrics are bottomless.

Teh ghey is strong in this thread. Pics of Mel and FOTC but no AS pics?

/she's not that hot
//but way hotter than FOTC or Mel

That's what she gets for 'uckin with their shih!

I'm sure it's just because they aren't USC fans.

WaltzingMathilda: Teh ghey is strong in this thread. Pics of Mel and FOTC but no AS pics?

/she's not that hot
//but way hotter than FOTC or Mel

I'd hit either of FOTC - but i'm not teh ghey

/someone please mention that women have been allowed on teh net since 1998

comoxgirl: WaltzingMathilda: Teh ghey is strong in this thread. Pics of Mel and FOTC but no AS pics?

/she's not that hot
//but way hotter than FOTC or Mel

I'd hit either of FOTC - but i'm not teh ghey

/someone please mention that women have been allowed on teh net since 1998

Let's just say that typically the fark threads are overrun with testosterone ... oh, and pathetic drooling on every farkette (see, i noticed they were here too) ... disagree?

/don't care
//but i will agree with you that if you are a girl and you'd fark two dudes, you are not teh ghey
///but i will accuse you of being a militant feminist since you accused me of being a mysogynist based on one fark post

you could be a waitress...

Yea, but I hear "The Crazy Dogggz" blew the charts away.

only if it turns you on sugarcheeks.


///but i will accuse you of being a militant feminist since you accused me of being a mysogynist based on one fark post

My life hasn't been the same since I saw the "Ginger Balls" scene of that show.

There should be more FoTC-based Fark topics, I say.

comoxgirl: only if it turns you on sugarcheeks.


///but i will accuse you of being a militant feminist since you accused me of being a mysogynist based on one fark post

i must have missed something ...

WaltzingMathilda: Teh ghey is strong in this thread. Pics of Mel and FOTC but no AS pics?

/she's not that hot
//but way hotter than FOTC or Mel

Oh c'mon. Mel ain't that bad.....



Plus, she went to college....and graduated (Northwestern '00)
Did Ashley even finish high school?

agoratrader, you are my hero.

/angry fist... you know the deal.