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(Starpulse) Silly Keith Richards still carries a knife for self-defense purposes. You know, just in case a mugger takes out his six bodyguards first   (starpulse.com) divider line 18
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OlafTheBent [TotalFark] 2008-04-30 12:19:11 PM  
You know... in case of... BAT COUNTRY!

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-04-30 12:31:49 PM  
How else is he supposed to cut the bugs out of his skin?

 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2008-04-30 12:37:52 PM  
"Deadly knife"

As opposed to?

 
cubsfan07 2008-04-30 01:30:45 PM  
Of course he does. There's at least $500k worth of drugs that could be extracted from his body.

 
carmody 2008-04-30 01:32:48 PM  
He took this guy out pretty handily with a Telecaster.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3f3kHZfH-I

 
misery faded 2008-04-30 01:48:42 PM  
I dunno, I think a mugging might make him look better.

 
Ablejack 2008-04-30 02:21:39 PM  

 
bigbottom 2008-04-30 02:27:42 PM  
I thought he carried a knife to chop up his father's ashes before snorting them!

 
for good or for awesome 2008-04-30 02:34:31 PM  
I had to look it up. It looks like a "ratchet knife" is the same as a jack knife.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-04-30 03:41:41 PM  
R.A.Danny: "Deadly knife"

As opposed to?

A less-lethal knife. Used under correct circumstances, it shouldn't cause death.

 
xxBirdMadGirlxx 2008-04-30 03:42:43 PM  
Isn't he afraid of cutting himself? I mean, you punch a hole in that elephant hide of his, won't he just deflate?

 
Mangoose 2008-04-30 03:53:43 PM  
Keith Richards is so full of his own shiat it's hysterical.

 
jgi 2008-04-30 05:11:14 PM  
Keith Richards is well-known for using drugs.

 
hogans 2008-04-30 05:54:35 PM  
"[unintelligible]... scotch... [unintelligible]... right at me."

 
jj325 [TotalFark] 2008-04-30 07:10:28 PM  
Keith Richards is the only human Bill Braski fears

 
Tantamount_To_Treason 2008-04-30 08:43:30 PM  
Keef articles are always the best.

 
mavrick45 2008-04-30 09:25:01 PM  
Tantamount_To_Treason: Keef articles are always the best.

THIS

/also carries knife where iz goes

 
Tantamount_To_Treason 2008-04-30 09:29:39 PM  
mavrick45: Tantamount_To_Treason: Keef articles are always the best.

THIS

/also carries knife where iz goes

But are you an animatronic guitar playing space pirate?

/who also happens to be 2000 light years from home
//wait.. Keef was born?

 
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