I would go to the beach almost weekly..
and I hated it.
the water was too warm, the beach was too crowded and a lot of the Florida shark attacks were from that area.

glad to have moved out of Florida.

I personally lean toward the West Coast sharks. Those East Coast sharks like to act tough, but they do a lot of nibbling. They don't eat a person nearly as well as the West Coasters do it.

Go Stars!

But the west still has better photoshopers

So many shark threads it must be...



SHARK WEEK!

WESTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!

Epsilon: I personally lean toward the West Coast sharks. Those East Coast sharks like to act tough, but they do a lot of nibbling. They don't eat a person nearly as well as the West Coasters do it.

Yeah they're just a bunch of wasteful slobs. Get them a freaking bib and they still get shiat all over the table and floor.

Ain't no party like a west coast party
'Cause a west coast party don't stop!

I would go to the beach almost weekly..
and I hated it. the water was too warm, the beach was too crowded and a lot of the Florida shark attacks were from that area. glad to have moved out of Florida.

And do you know why the water is warm (and yellow-ish) ?

Yeah, but them east coast boyz been chomping heads since way, way, back, yo. They been eatin muthafarkas off Cape Fear since the '60s, son. Tha 1760's, son. What, What!?!

ozzie_stu: I would go to the beach almost weekly..
and I hated it. the water was too warm, the beach was too crowded and a lot of the Florida shark attacks were from that area. glad to have moved out of Florida.

And do you know why the water is warm (and yellow-ish) ?

Well on my map, Florida is yellow, so maybe the coloring is bleeding into the ocean?

Sharks? I can help!

ChadManMn: Ain't no party like a west coast party
'Cause a west coast party don't stop!

It's like New York, with better weather. And sharks are different.

We're surrounded!

The last time shark attacks dominated the news, 9/11 happened.

/approves

Ekillr: Yeah, but them east coast boyz been chomping heads since way, way, back, yo. They been eatin muthafarkas off Cape Fear since the '60s, son. Tha 1760's, son. What, What!?!


WHAT?

Get the jazz hands ready...Distract them long enough you might make it out.

Mah fo-fo make sure all yo kids don't grow.

New Smyrna Beach has the highest concentration of shark attacks in the world. Anyone who swims there is a moron.

/Atlantic coast sucks
//Gulf coast FTW

retarded: Mah fo-fo make sure all yo kids don't grow.

I ain't got no motherfarkin friends, that's why I farked your biatch you fat motherfarker.

Trackersmurf: New Smyrna Beach has the highest concentration of shark attacks in the world. Anyone who swims there is a moron.

/Atlantic coast sucks
//Gulf coast FTW

Still about as much a risk as being hit by lightning, is anyone who goes outside a moron?

/in your mom's basement you should be safe from either

Who you callin mojado?

i bet humans are pretty tastey.

Ya know..., I was going to leave the fact that both these shark victims were white alone until I saw what some of my other racist Farkers had posted here.

Oh c'mon! You know the one about why sharks don't eat black people...

Heh heh!

Go Obama!!!

What is with the water threads today?

Do I need to post my remarks from the naked girl thread again?

Water is the harborer for these deadly fugitive assassins. Water is the culprit. Water has a global reach and has killed millions of freedom loving people for eons. Water must be stopped at all costs. A "War on Water" and then we can flush these murderers out of their aquatic caves and bring them to justice.

/please contribute to my campaign

Just thinning out the weak so the strong surfers can survive.

Circle o' life man. Circle o' life.

You tell 'em MajorityWhip

I PEE water fool, that shows you how much disdain I feel for water.

But I like it cus it helps make beer

I'M SO TORN!

Not torn like the dude in Solona Beach tho

/too soon?

Like most Farkers, I'm rooting for the sharks.

Go sharks! Thin our herd, please! Try to eat the dumb ones!

Try to eat the dumb ones!

Dude...then who'll have sex with me???

Other than me I mean.

With the Sharks feuding, the Jets can make their move.

the good news is, with global warming and rising sea levels, within 50 years easy sharks will be able to eat all of LA, miami, and whole other bunches of annoying parts of florida and california.
tori spelling nom nom nom.

obama slap five
smokin' menthol cigarettes
shiat, mutha farka

Birds do it..bees do it..and n the spring Sharks do it..and swim closer to shore to give birth. If you live near the ocean and are not educated about sharks in your area..YOU DESERVE TO BE BITTEN..
That said Florida ain't eat coast..If Jersey Sharks start biting then..then we represent..
*slams head on keyboard.
/nevermind me it's the claritan

Uncle Karl: Trackersmurf: New Smyrna Beach has the highest concentration of shark attacks in the world. Anyone who swims there is a moron.

/Atlantic coast sucks
//Gulf coast FTW

Still about as much a risk as being hit by lightning, is anyone who goes outside a moron?

That is not counting the jellyfish and red tide. The surfing is also vastly overrated. There are far nicer beaches in Florida than this one.

Shark Superfecta in play!

almejita: You tell 'em MajorityWhip

I PEE water fool, that shows you how much disdain I feel for water.

But I like it cus it helps make beer

I'M SO TORN!

Not torn like the dude in Solona Beach tho

/too soon?

Wanna be my running mate? I can come out preaching about the violent, genocidal attacks from water and you can secretly fund sleeper cell organizations (breweries) for profit!

"Shark attack, shark attack. Get out of the water and don't come back.
Hey Mr. Lifeguard, where's my pup?
I threw a stick in the water and he didn't come up"

/Surf Punks rocked

Thats what we get for the japanese cutting off thier fins for soup, and then throwing them back into the water to drown.


/nice huh?

"Begun...the Shark Wars have."

Trifecta?

Badafuco: /Surf Punks rocked

OMFG, I actually owned a copy of that back in the mid 80's. At this point I can only remember their version of "I live for the sun" and "bird bathroom". rawk!