Mr Bush said giraffes were notorious lickers.

"Visitors sometimes have their ankles licked. Gerald has a huge tongue."

My wish to be "hung like a horse" has just been trumped by a new wish.

Wait -- now there is a licking trifecta in play! Sweet.

Gene Simmons

"he had nothing else to do all night and licked it until he destroyed it"

/my wife say the same about me

I've licked it until I destroyed it a few times in my day.

Yeah I like to do that when I'm bored too.

I hear those giraffes only sleep 2 hours a day/

how'd they find out my slogan?

Etiquette would dictate that you always lick it before you destroy it.

eff ewe: I've licked it until I destroyed it a few times in my day.

busy friday night?

...stream other giraffes

Did anyone else think of German giraffe piss porn when they read that? Nobody? Really?

I guess it's time to up the dosage on my meds.

Wikipedia says some giraffes actually have gay sex!

God is going to be pissed when He finds out...

Giraffe is God.

Fap?

I've had a giraffe stick its head through the sunroof.

(Fossil Rim.)

Big deal, I can shoot rubber bands using just my tongue and teeth.

/true story
//not that hard if you practice

"he had nothing else to do all night and licked it until he destroyed it"
That's what she said

/is not surprised

eff ewe: I've licked it until I destroyed it a few times in my day.

In your dreams, perhaps. Or at least, I'm sure that's what she told you, just before she said, "Me so horny. You got gum?"

this is why we can't have nice things.

pinguwin: /is not surprised

Loved that pic. Grandpa there is holding both of her arms and forcing her to take the licking.

Not good. The giraffe probably experienced some trauma with that unfamiliar object imposing on his surroundings. He should be put down just to be safe.

Because People in power are Stupid: My wish to be "hung like a horse" has just been trumped by a new wish.

You want to be tongued by a giraffe?

Jeff_from_MD: Not good. The giraffe probably experienced some trauma with that unfamiliar object imposing on his surroundings. He should be put down just to be safe.

Well yeah. Once they've learned the taste of webcams there is no stopping them. One giraffe could decimate the stock of an entire Best Buy warehouse, given the chance.

I bet one or two girlies around here squirmed whilst reading this.

Stre... buffering.... aming.... gir buffering... affes might take a.... buffering... while?

wayyyyyy off topic, but i wanna 'giraffe' than blond girl on 'Big Brother'

I think her name is Sharon

She was makin' eyes at me through the telebision thing

than = that in giraffee

FTA: Mr Bush said giraffes were notorious lickers.

I'm not going to go for the obvious joke here. But if we get Gerald a Tootsie pop...

The webcam was set up to stream the birth of a zebra, submitter.

I have nothing else to do all night and wish I had an "it" I could lick until I destroyed it.

/That sucked.

any indiana tfettes need it destroyed?

If we all pull together, we can as a nation lick Bush.

TxRabbit: If we all pull together, we can as a nation lick Bush.

I'd rather pop a Kerry.

EdgeRunner: ...stream other giraffes

Did anyone else think of German giraffe piss porn when they read that? Nobody? Really?

I guess it's time to up the dosage on my meds.

* Hangs head*

Ya got me! I was right there with ya. Hell, I bypassed the "licked until he destroyed it" and went straight for the water sports giggle-fest.

/ Do you see what final exams do to my brain?

ChadManMn: Etiquette would dictate that you always lick it before you destroy it.

//I thought it was lick it before you stick it?

Damn, I wish I was a giraffe. Then my lack of sleep would be my nature, not insomnia.

I thought it was 'the dog won't lick it unless you put peanut butter on it'?


wait....what?

smokedog22: ChadManMn: Etiquette would dictate that you always lick it before you destroy it.

//I thought it was lick it before you stick it?

That is what separates the men from the boys.

I may be blue, but I know a giraffe's tongue is black

slurp sluurp sluuuuuurp! that's one talented tongue...

Remind me to bring some peanut butter next time I head to the zoo

Giraffes must not be very bright if this one licked it all night thinking it was a fruit with no flavor...

And if anyone can appreciate a huge tongue, it's Mr. Bush...

As a data point, a giraffe's tongue averages 18" long and is prehensile. And giraffe saliva is copious and sticky. So farkers, never let your girlfriends have that first coffee-date with a giraffe, or you'll never see her again (except maybe on the back cover of a giraffe porno DVD).

Today's "he had nothing else to do all night and licked it until he destroyed it" story is about a giraffe's tongue taking out a webcam set up to stream other giraffes

more interesting headline

The squirrel got tired of it and left.

What I did on Christmas. Their tongues are 18 inches long and can wrap around your wrist.