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(BBC) Amusing Today's "he had nothing else to do all night and licked it until he destroyed it" story is about a giraffe's tongue taking out a webcam set up to stream other giraffes   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 52
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Because People in power are Stupid 2008-04-27 08:15:20 PM  
Mr Bush said giraffes were notorious lickers.

"Visitors sometimes have their ankles licked. Gerald has a huge tongue."


My wish to be "hung like a horse" has just been trumped by a new wish.

 
serpent_sky [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 10:45:53 PM  
Wait -- now there is a licking trifecta in play! Sweet.

 
MrHormel 2008-04-27 10:51:18 PM  
Gene Simmons

 
solobarik 2008-04-27 10:51:29 PM  
"he had nothing else to do all night and licked it until he destroyed it"

/my wife say the same about me

 
eff ewe 2008-04-27 10:52:02 PM  
I've licked it until I destroyed it a few times in my day.

 
Cervantes3773 2008-04-27 10:53:15 PM  
"I am the C.L.I.T Commander! I make that shiat work!"

 
ajamie 2008-04-27 10:53:52 PM  
Yeah I like to do that when I'm bored too.

 
The_Gallant_Gallstone [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 10:54:05 PM  
I hear those giraffes only sleep 2 hours a day/

 
trapped-in-CH 2008-04-27 10:54:49 PM  
how'd they find out my slogan?

 
ChadManMn 2008-04-27 10:54:58 PM  
Etiquette would dictate that you always lick it before you destroy it.

 
suzette [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 10:55:21 PM  
eff ewe: I've licked it until I destroyed it a few times in my day.

busy friday night?

 
EdgeRunner 2008-04-27 10:56:00 PM  
...stream other giraffes

Did anyone else think of German giraffe piss porn when they read that? Nobody? Really?

I guess it's time to up the dosage on my meds.

 
dirkus_maximus 2008-04-27 10:56:19 PM  
www.pwn3d.us

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 10:57:42 PM  
www.numoonus.com


/APPROUVES

 
The_Gallant_Gallstone [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 10:58:48 PM  
Wikipedia says some giraffes actually have gay sex!

God is going to be pissed when He finds out...

 
TuesdayClub 2008-04-27 11:01:32 PM  
Giraffe is God.

 
okami36 2008-04-27 11:03:45 PM  
Fap?

 
YixilTesiphon 2008-04-27 11:07:09 PM  
I've had a giraffe stick its head through the sunroof.

(Fossil Rim.)

 
The Grinch 2008-04-27 11:09:34 PM  
Big deal, I can shoot rubber bands using just my tongue and teeth.

/true story
//not that hard if you practice

 
jdmac 2008-04-27 11:10:55 PM  
"he had nothing else to do all night and licked it until he destroyed it"
That's what she said

 
pinguwin 2008-04-27 11:11:12 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

/is not surprised

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 11:14:57 PM  
eff ewe: I've licked it until I destroyed it a few times in my day.

In your dreams, perhaps. Or at least, I'm sure that's what she told you, just before she said, "Me so horny. You got gum?"

 
some_beer_drinker 2008-04-27 11:19:40 PM  
this is why we can't have nice things.

 
sparkeyjames 2008-04-27 11:20:16 PM  
pinguwin: /is not surprised

Loved that pic. Grandpa there is holding both of her arms and forcing her to take the licking.

 
Jeff_from_MD 2008-04-27 11:21:17 PM  
Not good. The giraffe probably experienced some trauma with that unfamiliar object imposing on his surroundings. He should be put down just to be safe.

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 11:30:49 PM  
Because People in power are Stupid: My wish to be "hung like a horse" has just been trumped by a new wish.

You want to be tongued by a giraffe?

 
Jument 2008-04-27 11:32:33 PM  
Jeff_from_MD: Not good. The giraffe probably experienced some trauma with that unfamiliar object imposing on his surroundings. He should be put down just to be safe.

Well yeah. Once they've learned the taste of webcams there is no stopping them. One giraffe could decimate the stock of an entire Best Buy warehouse, given the chance.

 
almejita [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 11:36:00 PM  
I bet one or two girlies around here squirmed whilst reading this.

 
etherknot 2008-04-27 11:37:17 PM  
Stre... buffering.... aming.... gir buffering... affes might take a.... buffering... while?

 
almejita [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 11:39:38 PM  
wayyyyyy off topic, but i wanna 'giraffe' than blond girl on 'Big Brother'

I think her name is Sharon

She was makin' eyes at me through the telebision thing

 
almejita [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 11:40:16 PM  
than = that in giraffee

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 11:43:18 PM  
FTA: Mr Bush said giraffes were notorious lickers.

I'm not going to go for the obvious joke here. But if we get Gerald a Tootsie pop...

 
47 is the new 42 2008-04-27 11:45:27 PM  
The webcam was set up to stream the birth of a zebra, submitter.

I have nothing else to do all night and wish I had an "it" I could lick until I destroyed it.

/That sucked.

 
flamingboard 2008-04-27 11:48:39 PM  
any indiana tfettes need it destroyed?

 
TxRabbit 2008-04-27 11:49:45 PM  
If we all pull together, we can as a nation lick Bush.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 11:52:09 PM  
TxRabbit: If we all pull together, we can as a nation lick Bush.

I'd rather pop a Kerry.

 
No One Likes a Know-It-All 2008-04-27 11:53:31 PM  
EdgeRunner: ...stream other giraffes

Did anyone else think of German giraffe piss porn when they read that? Nobody? Really?

I guess it's time to up the dosage on my meds.


* Hangs head*

Ya got me! I was right there with ya. Hell, I bypassed the "licked until he destroyed it" and went straight for the water sports giggle-fest.

/ Do you see what final exams do to my brain?

 
smokedog22 2008-04-28 12:02:31 AM  
ChadManMn: Etiquette would dictate that you always lick it before you destroy it.

//I thought it was lick it before you stick it?

 
YixilTesiphon 2008-04-28 12:33:59 AM  
Damn, I wish I was a giraffe. Then my lack of sleep would be my nature, not insomnia.

 
almejita [TotalFark] 2008-04-28 12:34:27 AM  
I thought it was 'the dog won't lick it unless you put peanut butter on it'?


wait....what?

 
jdmac 2008-04-28 12:35:46 AM  
smokedog22: ChadManMn: Etiquette would dictate that you always lick it before you destroy it.

//I thought it was lick it before you stick it?


That is what separates the men from the boys.

 
izi ifil 2008-04-28 12:48:34 AM  
i83.photobucket.com

I may be blue, but I know a giraffe's tongue is black

 
listen_to_bob_marley 2008-04-28 01:14:06 AM  
slurp sluurp sluuuuuurp! that's one talented tongue...

 
the voices in your head 2008-04-28 02:19:22 AM  
Remind me to bring some peanut butter next time I head to the zoo

 
Ral 2008-04-28 02:39:17 AM  
Giraffes must not be very bright if this one licked it all night thinking it was a fruit with no flavor...

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-04-28 04:30:28 AM  
And if anyone can appreciate a huge tongue, it's Mr. Bush...

 
dbirchall [TotalFark] 2008-04-28 04:52:24 AM  
As a data point, a giraffe's tongue averages 18" long and is prehensile. And giraffe saliva is copious and sticky. So farkers, never let your girlfriends have that first coffee-date with a giraffe, or you'll never see her again (except maybe on the back cover of a giraffe porno DVD).

 
Vohnkar 2008-04-28 05:52:51 AM  
Today's "he had nothing else to do all night and licked it until he destroyed it" story is about a giraffe's tongue taking out a webcam set up to stream other giraffes

more interesting headline

 
Larva Lump 2008-04-28 08:23:46 AM  
The squirrel got tired of it and left.

 
goethe_helen_hunt 2008-04-28 01:33:52 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
What I did on Christmas. Their tongues are 18 inches long and can wrap around your wrist.

 
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