guess what-anybody with $700 million and access to world class whores is going to be a sex addict...

I don't get the 'fighting the addiction' part... I mean, sure, if it's drugs or alcohol where the physical consequences suck, but having sex every day with multiple people in multiple ways (with the right protections in place), seems like something you don't need to fight.

Just lie back and think of the Glory of the British Empire

RandomExcess: Just lie back and think of the Glory of the British Empire

Oh Thatcher! Oh Thatcher!

/Obscure?

I'm addicted to boobies and i'm okay with that. Fark your meetings. gimmie teh bewbies!

I haven't worn a johnson supporter since grade nine gym class.

I AM Top Johnson!

luckybastard: I don't get the 'fighting the addiction' part... I mean, sure, if it's drugs or alcohol where the physical consequences suck, but having sex every day with multiple people in multiple ways (with the right protections in place), seems like something you don't need to fight.

Well if it's truly an addiction, it should be effecting things like your work, your relationships (friends, family, etc.), and your finances in a negative way as well. If you're getting fired because you can't stop browsing porn and going to craigslist to find hookups, then you might have a problem that needs to be addressed.

duncangonuts: luckybastard: I don't get the 'fighting the addiction' part... I mean, sure, if it's drugs or alcohol where the physical consequences suck, but having sex every day with multiple people in multiple ways (with the right protections in place), seems like something you don't need to fight.

Well if it's truly an addiction, it should be effecting things like your work, your relationships (friends, family, etc.), and your finances in a negative way as well. If you're getting fired because you can't stop browsing porn and going to craigslist to find hookups, then you might have a problem that needs to be addressed.

That's quitter talk.

i wonder if he ever ran into this guy during some of those orgies.




how many political leaders are sex addicts? like, i'd like a percentage. it is just amazing what happens to men with power.

maybe if i grow up to be a rich and powerful woman, i'll become a sex addict, i'd love to see the reactions to that.

Read that as "Tor Johnson". But that's just asinine

"Lord Laidlaw"? That's not a farkin' joke?

I had a customer by the name of Max Johnson.

I kid you not!

All I know is if you treat your Johnson as a friend, he'll be good to you. There are just some places you don't put your friends.
Your Johnson is your friend.
/obvious

Tories are awesome for this kind of stuff. Multiple mistresses, being found dead in a dress and a gas-mask, even Boris (who I plan on voting for), has had a couple of public flings. Sex isn't as much an issue in UK politics as it is in America.

Ya zerkalo, I read it as Tor Johnson too!
Tor is gettin' it on with Vampira!

You doesn't has to call me Johnson...

/back a ways

duncangonuts: Well if it's truly an addiction, it should be effecting things like your work, your relationships (friends, family, etc.), and your finances in a negative way as well. If you're getting fired because you can't stop browsing porn and going to craigslist to find hookups, then you might have a problem that needs to be addressed.

QFT.

Sex addiction really sucks (pun intended) because of the tendency to treat it as a snickering wink-wink nudge-nudge kind of joke. Thank GOD for sites like FARK, where this affliction can be discussed by mature adults in a respectful, intelligent manner.

(By which I mean, this thread is useless without pics.)

So much win in this article is hard to know where to start.

He laid bare his problem after a national newspaper uncovered he had been holding sex parties at his house in Monaco.

DO NOT WANT!

Plus that picture looks like his face got stuck after his snorted some cocaine while a prostitute was giving him head.

Holy shiat. The Daily Fail ran a story somewhat, tangentally, potentially damaging to Boris Johnson? The paper (and the media group) that use their London paper the Standard to bring us delightful tidbits such as:
'Ken livingstone's best friend a suicide bomber jihadi extremist!'

and 'Ken fathers nine kids by 12 different women!'

/Surprised the Mail would ever publish something that damaged the tories.

Ruz: Holy shiat. The Daily Fail ran a story somewhat, tangentally, potentially damaging to Boris Johnson? The paper (and the media group) that use their London paper the Standard to bring us delightful tidbits such as:
'Ken livingstone's best friend a suicide bomber jihadi extremist!'

and 'Ken fathers nine kids by 12 different women!'

/Surprised the Mail would ever publish something that damaged the tories.

Right - because politics is always, if anything, transparent and clear-cut.

he had been holding sex parties at his house in Monaco.


Doesn't that mean he wins?

The whole reason why I want to be rich is to do stuff like that......

Raskolnikov's Angst: Right - because politics is always, if anything, transparent and clear-cut.

You need to read the Evening Standard coverage of the mayoral elections.

/Dead thread.

Nice, Seabon. How is 1994 treating you, anyway?